Number of voters: 260
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Number of votes: 137 (53%)
b) [Sagacious Turkey]
Number of votes: 32 (12%)
c) Mort again!
Number of votes: 27 (10%)
Number of votes: 9 (3%)
e) [Hedda] *cough* loser *cough*
Number of votes: 36 (14%)
f) [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
g) [Mortified Penguin]
Number of votes: 13 (5%)
h) [~Crimson Angel~]
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
26.6 cpd/9709 cpy
18.6 cpd/6789 cpy
15.2 cpd/5548 cpy
15.3 cpd/5580 cpy
14.6 cpd/5333 cpy
13.5 cpd/4924 cpy
13.6 cpd/4972 cpy
12.5 cpd/4563 cpy
11.4 cpd/4165 cpy
10.5 cpd/3824 cpy
09.6 cpd/3512 cpy
08.9 cpd/3237 cpy
2016-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Hand. Singular.
*starts to tear up at the memory of lefty and wipes his eyes with his hook*
2016-11-19 [Nuktae-tal]: *Licks hook too* mmm pirates
2016-11-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Pirate. Singular.
*starts to tear up at the memory of Jimmy and wipes his eyes with Jimmy's corpse*
Jimmy was a pirate, by the way. That's why pirate was singular. Because Jimmy was a pirate.
2016-11-29 [Nuktae-tal]: Arg! I got Pirate on me! *pulls of belt and sash and manacles.* Ew... *pulls off pants.*
2016-11-29 [Sheamus Finn]: Well, we found her booty.....lol
2016-11-30 [Nuktae-tal]: Yar har diddlee day! I AM A PIRATE!
2016-12-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I SAID NO PIRATES!
*snaps Sprinkle's corpse in half over his knee and hurls Nutcake-tall into traffic*
Wait, did I say no pirates...? *scratches his chin with his hook*... *bleeds all over the cash register from his various hook wounds*
2016-12-12 [Nuktae-tal]: NOPE! * is bleeding and dying from being run over so many times*
2017-01-13 that New guy: Oh, good, I was worried I'd have to make the first comment about pigeons.
By the way, you might need to take your Nuktae-Nutcake to a doctor. Medical or witch, whatever you prefer.
2017-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah, it's fine.
*retrieves Nuke-em-all's liver from a nearby rattrap and staples it violently to her leg*
*the poor rats go hungry*
2017-01-13 [nokaredes]: Dang, I missed the opportunity to make the first comment of 2017 only by a few hours.
2017-01-13 [Sagacious Turkey]: At least you're currently tied for top commenter of 2017.
2017-01-13 [nokaredes]: That's because nobody comes here anymore!
2017-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: You'll see! This friscal year will be different! We just have to BELIEVE!
*crawls back into the oven and sleeps until April*
2017-01-15 [Nuktae-tal]: I come here! *bleeds profusely from leg and liver and hole in body* *feeds rats small bits of liver.*
2017-01-15 [Nuktae-tal]: I come here often in fact!
2017-01-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Prove it!
2017-01-16 [Sheamus Finn]: I came here.....Pedro was young he needed the money....