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This is the Home of the Elftown Brute Squad. Only those privileged enough to be deemed with Guard or Patroller Status are free to walk these halls.



and now.. for some cheese

They are many...and we are few. Brute Squad! Brute Squad! COMIN THROUGH!

Current Roster

<img20*0:img/drawing/16649_1090883832.gif>[Lerune] Guard Captain Indigo, Rainbow Brite Division
<img20*0:img/new/StGuard3.gif>[Anonymous] Guard Sergeant "Sacamuelas"
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[Malnu] Guard Intelligence Division
<img20*0:img/drawing/16649_1090883777.gif>[Sunrose] Guard Lieutenant Paparazzi Division
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[Adnama] Guard Anime/Manga Division
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[Rennie] Guard GIF Hunter
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[Broken Saints] Guard Awaiting Assignment
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[djxmonster] Guard GIF Division
<img20*0:img/new/Guard3.gif>[Kaimee] Guard Art Division and huntress of repeat crime offenders
<img20*0:img/new/mpatroller1.gif>[teptep] Master Patroller Elftown Gestapo Division
<img20*0:img/new/Patroller3.gif>[ShadowKnight] Patroller Elftown Bruiser Division
<img20*0:img/new/Patroller3.gif>[MathiasIV] Patroller Negotiator
<img20*0:img/new/mpatroller3.gif>[Stratakus] Master Patroller S.A.M.P.S.O.N Project
<img20*0:img/new/mpatroller3.gif>[Ihsahn] Master Patroller GIF Division
<img20*0:img/new/mpatroller3.gif>[Ultiem] Master Patroller GIF Division
<img20*0:img/new/Patroller3.gif>[Sylvia Rote] Patroller Random image Division
<img20*0:img/new/Patroller3.gif>[Erestor] Patroller ASCII-art Division

Time for some new blood in our Brute Squad! Congrats goes to these Guard/Patroller Team members for having what it takes to be a Brute Squadder!

YAY!!! With every group, there must be GROUPIES, those loving and dedicated people who just want to hangaround the Brute Squad, even though they are not patrollers or Guards..

So here you go.. your chance to be an official groupie of the Brute Squad!

Brute Squad Groupies

Welcome [Kaimee] and [Erestor], by order of [TheRogue]!

Elftown Brute Squad Banners

[Guards only Private Wiki]

[Malnu] is now in charge of the Brute Squad. In his absense, any member of the Squad may make changes or if [Lerune] wishes to take charge of the wiki she may do so or delegate. Love and best wishes,


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2004-11-15 [Adnama]: I did not know this. :o I just knew the prinnies said it off of the game "Disgaea." :)

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: eh eh eh ^_^

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: wow, nice improvements! :D

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Yay. ^^ Welcome to the Brute Squad, [Adnama], and congrats on the promo., [teptep]. ^_^

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Oh, yeah. I like what [TheRogue]'s done. :3 He spiffied it up a bit.

2004-11-15 [teptep]: nice new look.

2004-11-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: *walks the hall*

2004-11-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: nice badge...

2004-11-16 [Adnama]: Thanks for the welcome! ^_^

2004-11-16 [Ashurii]: You're welcome. ^^

2004-11-16 [teptep]: garfield stop pestering wiki's if you have nothing to say wich requires you to use your brain then don't post, your being anoying.

2004-11-17 [TheRogue]: now now teps.. easy there killer.. let's be civil here.. garfield. if you think you might instigate something in this wiki you are mistaken. if you have nothing constructive to add to the conversation which exploits your excessive grasp of syntax, you should reconsider adding to the conversation as you may be found to be less than welcomed. ;)

2004-11-17 [teptep]: trust me when I say this rogue, he pops up on wiki's saying some stupid shit, and it pisses me off more then anything on this wiki. I know I should be civil but I feel this kid needs to use commen scence when trying add something to a wiki, the nice badge part was ok but that other part was not needed, this wiki is not some rpg where you act as if everything you do needs to be stated. like walking into a place *sighs* am I just high strung right now, and I had a bad day at work, lets just say lifting and stacking 41 fifty pound bags of oysters and 15 40 pound bags can be a strain on the body and mind.

2004-11-17 [TheRogue]: dude! read what i posted again.. and compare it to yours ;)

2004-11-17 [Ashurii]: O.o I say pointless crap like that sometimes... Like... -bounces in and lands on the floor beside [TheRogue].- Sorreh. ._.;

2004-11-17 [teptep]: I know rogue thanks ^.x ouch my eye.

2004-11-17 [Ashurii]: Not that...I'm backing Garfield or anything. >_>;

2004-11-17 [Evil-Genious]: well i also do that sometimes....and its not l.ike a big deal

2004-11-17 [Sunrose]: It depends on where you do it and [Sagacious Turkey] keeps on picking the wrong places; even after being warned. Because of that the tolerance considering his remarks is close to 0. :)

2004-11-17 [Evil-Genious]: lol its true

2004-11-22 [black death disguised]: i wish to be a gard im sick of people stealing art

2004-11-22 [TheRogue]: eat your vegetables, read your bible, and find a star to wish apon. :D

2004-11-23 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: lol xD

2004-11-23 [Evil-Genious]: who chooses the guards

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: Why do you ask? :)

2004-11-23 [Evil-Genious]: i dont know , thats y iam asking. because i dont know

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: Uhm: why do you want to know then? :)

2004-12-01 [Aikon I]: i've heard that other guards pick new guards...and i agree with therogue

2004-12-01 [Sunrose]: You don't become a guard all of a sudden though. First you will get other tasks and if you prove worthy you get more and more responsibility. Also patrolling on elftown is a good way to show your effort. Of course it need to be good reports and just because you Make the reports, doesn't guarantee you anything. :)

2004-12-01 [Evil-Genious]: oh ok

2004-12-02 [Ashurii]: I stopped wishing upon stars a long time ago. >_>

2004-12-02 [Evil-Genious]: lol

2004-12-05 [Stratakus]: It's also been prooven that kissing butt and sending provocative pictures doesn't gets you any place very quickly. Well then ahain... I did get Master Patroller ... So maybe there's something more to it after all.

2004-12-05 [Ashurii]: -knows better than to kiss ass around here.- O_o; And congrats on Master Patroller, Stratakus. ^_^

2004-12-05 [Adnama]: Yeah. ;3 Congrats on the new position, Stratakus! :B

2004-12-12 [Erestor]: I'm now a groupie, woot! *Calms down and walks off calmly*

2004-12-12 [Sunrose]: whee!

2004-12-13 [Aikon I]: yay. the groupies are growing in numbers :D

2004-12-13 [Adnama]: I think I'm gettin' the hang of this guard stuff. ;3

2004-12-13 [Sunrose]: *hugs* ;)

2004-12-13 [Ashurii]: Congrats on your promotion to Guard, Adnama. ^_^

2004-12-14 [Adnama]: Thanks. :B

2004-12-14 [Ashurii]: Welcome. :3

2004-12-26 [Malnu]: Merry Christmas....Good tidings to all.

2004-12-26 [Erestor]: Yep: Merry Christmas all Guards and Patrollers!

2004-12-28 [Sunrose]: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too and all others! :D

2004-12-30 [Malnu]: Waking Nightmares III It's back....the new contest by [TheRogue]. Let's see them pencils working....he wants lots of New Entries.

2005-01-18 [rammstein]: id like to be one

2005-01-18 [slipknot696969]: i wanna be one to

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: Your friend has problems reading, and you do too :)

2005-01-18 [Malnu]: Deleted the prior message as it does not belong here.

2005-01-18 [TheRogue]: what was the message?

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: Ah it was a not so nice one about me...because I guarded/patrolled their houses here, on CH and EP... :D

2005-01-19 [TheRogue]: Lemme at em... Lemme at em! I'll show em whut fer!

2005-01-19 [Sunrose]: Oops...I did it again! :D

2005-01-28 [Erestor]: I like the new anti-copyright banner for the houses, a very good idea!

2005-01-28 [Malnu]: Congrats Erinbabe

2005-01-28 [Erestor]: Yep Well done Erin!

2005-01-28 [Rennie]: WOOHOO GUAAAAAAAARD!

2005-01-29 [Adnama]: W00T! Congrats! ^_^

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: All the Guards on this page have the ability to go to the forum...but i don't know how to link it. :(

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: Forum 1487 i think.

2005-02-15 [Adnama]: I take it we can add banners to the list? :)

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: yeah.. just keep them the same height/width.. this way they don't take up as much room like the nudity image i made >.< i need to redo that one.. I am looking for quick ways to warn people without a gigantic banner in their house..

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: i'd like to get you guys' input on what other labels we can make.. besides the ones we WANT to make like.. "Village Idiot' or "Fucktard".  hahaha

2005-02-15 [Sylvia Rote]: I may have a few ideas if you'd like an outsiders help ^_^

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: sure! any Ideas are welcome!

2005-02-15 [Erestor]: You can make one that would apply to alot of people het "This person needs serious help" or a more serious one "Read the UAR!" :P Either would work! Don't you think the UAR sounds like an army??

2005-02-15 [Sylvia Rote]: Mine are actaully kind of silly...."This is very bad person...They steal stuff..."

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: I am trying not to go down the path where people start ASKING for these banners.. I want them to not like them. :) If we get too silly, then they'll want one for their house..

2005-02-15 [Erestor]: And add on the end, "poke them!" :3 It could work ....

2005-02-15 [Sylvia Rote]: I like [Erestor]'s idea ^_^; they would get bunch of "poke" messages from random ppl then

2005-02-15 [Jay Ladlehaus]: the guard holding the guy in the headlock looks like he's been caught doing something he wasn't supposed to lol

2005-02-15 [TheRogue]: that is the point. :)

2005-02-15 [Sylvia Rote]: Maybe you could have some guys dressed up like Mafia or Cartel members walking away from some guy with broken legs?

2005-02-15 [Jay Ladlehaus]: [TheRogue] no no the guard looks like he's been caught doing something he wasn't supposed if Hedda had just turned the corner and saw the beating and said, "tsk, tsk, only one black eye. They have to be able to walk out of ET."

2005-02-15 [Sylvia Rote]: true....but i still like the mafia's imposing...

2005-02-16 [TheRogue]: his face is supposed to be "whatchoo lookin at?"

2005-02-16 [Jay Ladlehaus]: lol I see that

2005-03-02 [Morniemacar]: uh, maibe its a bd question but, what do a guard of elftown, what are their duties? what have i do to to be one of the squad??

2005-03-02 [irulan]: Check out Guards...

2005-03-02 [Malnu]: the best you could hope for at the moment otherwise is groupie status...only Guards and Patrollers even have a remote chance of being one of the Brute Squad elite.

2005-03-02 [Sunrose]: :O *Guards! omg! *spanks [Malnu]*

2005-03-02 [Malnu]: it was 4 in the morning when I typed that Sunrose.....hadn't been to bed yet. But thank you anyhow.....kinky devil you....*winks at Sunrose and pinches her bum* =P

2005-03-03 [Sunrose]: *chuckles* wheee! ^^

2005-03-21 [Malnu]: We welcome [djxmonster]. He takes the first step into being one of the Elite. We hope he does a great job with his Position as a new Patroller member of the Brute Squadders

2005-03-21 [djxmonster]: Thank you very much! I look forward to getting my hands dirty helping ET however I can :D

2005-03-21 [Lerune]: What about [Ihsahn] and [Ultiem]?

2005-03-21 [Erestor]: Congrats [djxmonster]!

2005-03-24 [Ihsahn]: i want to be one of the members of the brute squad

2005-03-24 [djxmonster]: You don't ask.... It just happens! :)

2005-03-24 [Ihsahn]: o <.<

2005-03-24 [Sylvia Rote]: can people be nominated?

2005-03-24 [djxmonster]: That, I don't know...

2005-03-24 [Sunrose]: Nominated for what?

2005-03-24 [djxmonster]: Being a member of the Elftown Brute Squad

2005-03-24 [Sunrose]: Only Patrollers and Guards can be on it so what's the point in nominating? If you are either of these titles you can ask [TheRogue] or [Malnu] if you may join :)

2005-03-24 [Sylvia Rote]: well just [TheRogue] for now, [Malnu] is off for a few months

2005-03-25 [TheRogue]: I've already mentioned that SBS should be a brute squadder.. i'm just sick and haven't gotten to it yet.. :)

2005-03-25 [TheRogue]: fixed :)

2005-03-25 [djxmonster]: Congrats to [Ihsahn] for having what it takes to be part of the Elftown Brute Squad!

2005-03-25 [Sylvia Rote]: congradulations, SBS!

2005-03-25 [Erestor]: congrats sbs

2005-03-25 [Ihsahn]: yay thank you! :)

2005-04-07 [djxmonster]: Who made the "Don't steal art" "banner"?

2005-04-07 [Jay Ladlehaus]: [TheRogue] I think.

2005-04-07 [Ashurii]: Yeah, [TheRogue].

2005-04-08 [Ultiem]: this seems like a lovely place

2005-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: I wanna report lag for making my Elftown experience almost a torture! One of you brutes go beat it up! Now! NOW I SAY!

2005-04-12 [Ihsahn]: whats the name *looks vigerously*

2005-04-12 [djxmonster]: lol.... yes lag.... a.k.a. Elftown Hiccups

2005-04-12 [TheRogue]: [TheRogue] Is officially a Guard Veteran now. *sigh*

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: By choice, mind you. Don't make them think we kicked you out. ;o)

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: Oh -- and change [djxmonster] Roguey -- he is not a patroller anymore. ;o)

2005-04-12 [TheRogue]: Fixed! :)

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: He signed out right before I badged him, dammit, so it will be a while before he sees it. =oP

2005-04-12 [TheRogue]: it'll be a nice suprise.. hehehe

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: Maybe - he might run screaming for his life. ;o)

2005-04-12 [djxmonster]: Ahhhh! lol, I logged in and saw all this new stuff.... I was like... woah (for lack of a better term) :D

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: =oP Welcome to (menacing music plays) The Ticket List...

2005-04-12 [djxmonster]: hehe... it might take me a little bit to get myself adjusted :)

2005-04-12 [Jay Ladlehaus]: xmonster a guard, eh? *ratchets up xmonster's level of abuse*

2005-04-12 [Ihsahn]: good job!!!!!!!

2005-04-12 [Jay Ladlehaus]: that is to say, my abuse of him on his insult wiki

2005-04-12 [Lerune]: It will take some time -- it takes everyone some time to get adjusted, but know I and the rest of the Guards will help if you need anything. ;o)

2005-04-12 [Ihsahn]: gooder

2005-04-12 [djxmonster]: Thank you very much :D (Prepares to bug True in chat :) ... can't access at school as the school blocks the port..)

2005-04-12 [Ihsahn]: ah i am not at school

2005-04-15 [Broken Saints]: I need an assignment lol

2005-04-15 [Whim]: I volunteer to be an assignment. I know it's a rough task to take on, but I'm here for the team and I'm quite willing to become an assignment.

2005-04-15 [Jay Ladlehaus]: lol

2005-04-15 [Broken Saints]: Want to be an assignment? Be more specific lol

2005-04-15 [Lerune]: You don't want to know. ;o)

2005-04-15 [Broken Saints]: Hmmm, I see. Im guess something naughty... I might have to tell my mommy on you...

2005-04-15 [Sunrose]: รด.o

2005-05-05 [Erestor]: Good bye [TheRogue] you've been a great guard!

2005-05-07 [Adnama]: :O! I leave for a week and Rogue retires? Saddness. ;-; But I hope you have fun in your retirement. ;3

2005-05-07 [Calico Tiger]: Apparently, his hammer wasn't big enough ;) Erin! Go buy him a bigger hammer!

2005-05-07 [Broken Saints]: We can make one! All we need is a bin that farmers use to feed cows... we can fill it with "hammer mold" and stick a big stick in it. Its fool-proof!

2005-05-07 [Kaimee]: o.o *twitches*.I.. want... oneee......

2005-05-07 [Broken Saints]: Well, maybe you should go steal a cow tank? We can look up hammer mold on google lol. We can use your arm for the stick... now thats a big hammer lol

2005-05-10 [TheRogue]: I'm still here.. just easing up on the smiting now.. more of an information kinda guy.. I have others who do my smiting for me now... ;)

2005-05-10 [djxmonster]: That he does :)

2005-05-23 [Sylvia Rote]: whoa....

2005-05-23 [Erestor]: Well done Sylvia!

2005-05-23 [Sylvia Rote]: ~blushes~ Thank you very much...I'm kind of surprised to see myself up there

2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: heres a new banner <img:stuff/Ihsahnuploadingartuleswindow.jpg>

2005-06-18 [Sylvia Rote]: sweet...

2005-07-01 [Kaimee]: you need to add (...or we'll eat you >:D) underneath XD

2005-07-01 [Stratakus]: I don't eat rule breakers. I eat their first born.

2005-07-01 [Kaimee]: Im allowed to have different tastes in human flesh than you strat :P (well no, legally, im not. but anyways..)

2005-07-15 [Lady of Lore]: what does it take for one to join the mighty ranks?

2005-07-15 [Malnu]: You can't unless you are a guard or patroller as stated above. You can however request to be a Groupie.

2005-07-15 [Sylvia Rote]: How does one become assigned?

2005-07-15 [Malnu]: hmm.... we don't have an assignment for you yet? I'll talk it over with [TheRogue] some time.

2005-07-15 [TheRogue]: i know i know.. i'm slackin.. plus i'm runnin out of ideas.. heh.

2005-07-15 [Sylvia Rote]: Well maybe I could suggest something; I find a whole lot of stolen art from Jhonen Vasquez, like Invader Zim and JTHM. maybe I can seek out that kind of stuff?

2005-07-15 [Malnu]: Welcome our newest Groupie : [Lady of Lore]

2005-07-15 [Sylvia Rote]: Hi new groupie ^.^. feel free to make tell everyone how much you "heart" the Guards.

2005-07-15 [Lady of Lore]: Woot! Guards rock my socks! lol

2005-07-28 [Erestor]: Wow, I'm a patroller now!

2005-07-28 [Kaimee]: :O

2005-07-29 [Erestor]: Could I join the brute squad then? Or has it stopped now that TheRogue is a guard veteran?

2005-07-29 [Sunrose]: It hasn't stopped ;)

2005-07-29 [Erestor]: Oh righty, could I be added to the ranks then, if possible?

2005-07-29 [Sunrose]: [TheRogue] and [Malnu] do the adderations, you could message one of them if you don't get a response here soon :)

2005-07-29 [Erestor]: Okay, I'll wait for a while then, thans for your help Sunny.

2005-07-30 [Kaimee]: me too :O *Can't be bothered msging* >.>

2005-08-01 [Malnu]: It is a true loss of a great person, great artist, great guard. [TheRogue] will be missed dearly for his many contributions to this community as a whole. With me soon heading for Iraq, things here will likely die down a bit on this wiki. But don't think that I'm giving up the fight [TheRogue] and I started with this Brute Squad. I'll put up the good fight there so I can come home and put up the fight here.

2005-08-01 [Sunrose]: Maybe [Rennie] could look out for both of your interests concerning this wiki? :)

2005-08-02 [Savien]: Hoorah for [Malnu]!!

2005-08-05 [Erestor]: I second your opinion on therogue Malnu :)

2006-11-28 [Malnu]: quiet here

2006-11-28 [Stratakus]: Ninjas always move silently... ~Shifty eyes~

2006-11-28 [TheRogue]: He's home, btw.. :D just waiting for him to be in town to see us. :)

2006-11-28 [Malnu]: I am going to see you really soon....honest.

2007-09-06 [TheRogue]: WAAACHOOOO!!!! man it's DUSTY in here...

2007-09-06 [Calico Tiger]: Crappit, now you're going to set me off to sneezing >_<

2007-09-07 [Stratakus]: ~Gets out a rain coat for Calis inevitable snotty mess~

2007-09-07 [TheRogue]: yay snoogers!

2007-09-07 [Calico Tiger]: *blows snot in Strat's general direction*

2007-09-07 [Stratakus]: ... At least it was only Snot.

2009-02-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Silly guards... *eats ramen*...

2009-02-18 [Janouk]: lol, this is so old. Half of them is gone :)

2009-02-18 [TheRogue]: *appears in that blue jedi light ghosty kinda way* yeah.. but the brute squad shall live on!! *echo* uh.. yeah.. [poof]

2009-02-18 [Janouk]: Oooh, that's just sad <img:44166_1164145230.gif>
*fills the echo with hellos and yays*

2009-02-22 [Stratakus]: It would be more effective if we could track people down by their I.P and kick them in the junk. So many of these brats deserve a Bag Tag or a Cunt Punt...

2009-02-28 [Malnu]: That just sounds uber painful reading it.

2009-02-28 [Stratakus]: <img100*0:>

2009-03-05 [Janouk]: Ouch!!! :-0

2009-03-10 [Calico Tiger]: That picture causes me to lawl x)

2010-05-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I never did like Elftown's old guards... *eats ramen*...

2010-05-30 [Sunrose]: I bet you got the walls of your bedroom plastered with pictures of them all :P

2010-05-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Of course. So far, only two of them are X'd out though.

2010-05-30 [Sunrose]: You need to learn how to aim better when you're staring at the ceiling doing your nasty..

2010-06-09 [Kaimee]: I hereby classify myself as the newest of new guards if that's what old guards are.. receiving O.o;

2010-06-09 [Sunrose]: The newbies have to go through a similar hazing though :P

2010-06-09 [Mortified Penguin]: *puts a huge [Kaimee] poster on the wall*

2010-06-10 [Kaimee]: Well, at least make sure it's flattering, I'd hate to think of you... "exercising your imagination" to an inferior quality image

2010-06-10 [Mortified Penguin]: It's the finest Photoshop could produce.

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