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Elftown Light Bulb Jokes



Q. How many Elfwood moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Everytime I gave them the light bulb, they said: “Your light bulb has been rejected, because it does not fit in this socket.


Q. How many Elftown Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Hedda has to change the light bulb of course, but we can have a competition to see who can come up with a good name for the light bulb.


Q. How many Bush Haters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Not enough apparently.


Q. How many Bush Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they refuse to change the existing light bulb.


Q. How many Silver Years members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. Just because I am older than you, doesn't mean I can't change a light bulb on my own!


Q. How many sk8ter_chics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To find out I conducted the following experiment. I got a light bulb and removed the glass piece and replaced it with a large ball bearing. I then rigged the light switch so that it could not be turned off. Just at this moment sk8ter_chic139 has just become scorched_chic number 26.


Q. How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know, when the light bulb blows, they start singing, “Enter night, exit light, we’re off to never never land.” Most of the time, their ear muff wearing parents have to enter their room and change the light bulb for them.


Q. How many exhibitionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. “Look at me, look at me, watch me change the light bulb! Tell me what you think!”


Q. How many artistic nude artists does it take to change the light bulb?

A. One, but the artist doesn’t change the light bulb, he gets the nude to change the light bulb while he paints or photographs her.


Q. How many girls who kiss girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Apparently no boys are allowed in the room while they are changing the light bulb.


Q. How many sexually frustrated teenage boys does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don't know, they are too busy trying to peek through the keyhole at the girls who kiss girls.


Q. How many Anime Lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two, and there is nothing wrong with watching two effeminate boys change a light bulb!


Q. How many sexy cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb 4U?

A. I don't know. I ended up changing the light bulb 4 them.

Q. How many people who are against cybering does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Don't tell me I look hot while I am changing the light bulb!"


Q. How many members of the Fellowship of the Ring does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Aragorn: "Borimer, give Frodo the light bulb."

  Borimer: "Let us use the light bulb. We could read the rest of this bloody trilogy at night without straining our eyes!"

  Golem: "Nooo, what have the nasty hobbits done to the precious... it shines... it hurts us, it hurts us... the precious... switch it off, switch it off!"




Elftown Light Bulb Jokes From Other Members


[$0me $ecret$]

Q. How many ppl with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...
... want to go biking?


(currently anonymous)
Q. how many Emo kids does it take to chang a lightbulb?

A. 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and ont to actually change it


Q. Hmmm How many ElfTown Members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I dunno but we could have a survey


Q. How many Playgans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. i dont need 2 change it i can just light it with my super kewlies wiccyan powerrs!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!

~[Fireblade K'Chona], inspired by [Delladreing]'s Plagyans page


Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Nine! One to hold the bulb and eight to chant the rotate spell.

~[nokaredes]


Q. How many RPGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that would be god-moding.

-[moonscale]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to
Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.
-[Jewl]


Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, they all just sit in the dark and cry.

-[kay-chan]

Q. How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to outlaw lightbulbs and 1 to deny the existance of lightbulbs.
-[Glimoni]

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it turned itself in

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark.

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2005-03-11 [Kayne]: So, I can't marry C.B. later?

2005-03-11 [iippo]: She isn't in ET. So that doesn't count if you marry her in RL. As long as you don't marry her in here.

2005-03-11 [Kayne]: But what if she comes here?

2005-03-12 [iippo]: If she does, then you just Don't marry her. :\ par.

2005-03-13 [Kayne]: *Deals.*

2005-03-14 [iippo]: I kinda like this par-thing that Silve accidentally introduced me to... I'm going to incorporate it into my ETish (and maybe Real) speech.

2005-03-14 [iippo]: ((That does not mean I will accept paring when I'm in EasyMessage. It still annoys the hell out of me there.))

2005-03-14 [thuthuca]: Par? reminds me of golf...

2005-03-15 [iippo]: Damn it. I pressed the "under wiki changes" becasue I didn't have time to explain, and now I had forgotten I did that and came back and I still don't have time.

2005-03-22 [Jewl]: I have one... How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2005-03-22 [Jewl]: A. 11 one to hold it and 10 to drink till the room spins. or B. 5 one to screw it in, and four to talk about how good the old 'bulb was...

2005-03-22 [Jewl]: And no, I'm not 'against' irsh people, I AM irish.

2005-03-22 [iippo]: Well, that I think is A) Universal, not just ETeyly, and B) Heard before.

2005-03-22 [Jewl]: *shrug*

2005-03-22 [thuthuca]: But the ADD thing is also Universal... Should both enter the page or both be deleted to be fair.

2005-03-22 [thuthuca]: Now I see there are more universal out there... O.o

2005-03-23 [iippo]: The thing is, there is loads and loads of n00by kids in ET who think that having a mental disorder is cool, so they say "I have ADD" to get attention. It's not the real ADD-cases that the joke makes fun of, because they really can't help it. It's the same with "girls who kiss girls" - A lot of angsty teens say they are bi, to get attention and to feel special and different. Same with the bush haters/supporters - the real ones go about minding their business and voting in the actual election, the ones in ET who make all those pro/anti -wikis are the frustrated people who want to voice their opinion over and over again because they like to listen to their own voice.

2005-03-23 [iippo]: The ones about the different nationalities are all out in the Real World, but this is the ET-jokes, the ones that won't work in the offline life. Means, if you aren't in ET, you wouldn't have a clue what was so funny about the scorched_chic thingie... *expects Amtharnis to come slap her... aaany minute now..... it's ok dear.*

2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Someone added the EMO one without my knowing. If people wish to add their own jokes, please put yourself as the author instead of putting it in my own list and making me look like the author. That is why I added the section for other members. I wish only to get in trouble for the jokes I make ;)

2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Anyone may add their own Elftown joke under the 'by other members heading'.

2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Ippo is also correct in that all my Elftown Lightbulb Jokes relate to the minority groups that seem to have arisen in Elftown. I don't mind the irish one though, if you want to put it up, Jewl. It is not like I was being very serious on this page or anything, so the only jokes that people add that I will remove are those who people put in my own section, or those which I find inappropriate.

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