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2005-03-11 [Kayne]: So, I can't marry C.B. later?
2005-03-11 [iippo]: She isn't in ET. So that doesn't count if you marry her in RL. As long as you don't marry her in here.
2005-03-11 [Kayne]: But what if she comes here?
2005-03-12 [iippo]: If she does, then you just Don't marry her. :\ par.
2005-03-13 [Kayne]: *Deals.*
2005-03-14 [iippo]: I kinda like this par-thing that Silve accidentally introduced me to... I'm going to incorporate it into my ETish (and maybe Real) speech.
2005-03-14 [iippo]: ((That does not mean I will accept paring when I'm in EasyMessage. It still annoys the hell out of me there.))
2005-03-14 [thuthuca]: Par? reminds me of golf...
2005-03-15 [iippo]: Damn it. I pressed the "under wiki changes" becasue I didn't have time to explain, and now I had forgotten I did that and came back and I still don't have time.
2005-03-22 [Jewl]: I have one... How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2005-03-22 [Jewl]: A. 11 one to hold it and 10 to drink till the room spins. or B. 5 one to screw it in, and four to talk about how good the old 'bulb was...
2005-03-22 [Jewl]: And no, I'm not 'against' irsh people, I AM irish.
2005-03-22 [iippo]: Well, that I think is A) Universal, not just ETeyly, and B) Heard before.
2005-03-22 [Jewl]: *shrug*
2005-03-22 [thuthuca]: But the ADD thing is also Universal... Should both enter the page or both be deleted to be fair.
2005-03-22 [thuthuca]: Now I see there are more universal out there... O.o
2005-03-23 [iippo]: The thing is, there is loads and loads of n00by kids in ET who think that having a mental disorder is cool, so they say "I have ADD" to get attention. It's not the real ADD-cases that the joke makes fun of, because they really can't help it. It's the same with "girls who kiss girls" - A lot of angsty teens say they are bi, to get attention and to feel special and different. Same with the bush haters/support
2005-03-23 [iippo]: The ones about the different nationalities are all out in the Real World, but this is the ET-jokes, the ones that won't work in the offline life. Means, if you aren't in ET, you wouldn't have a clue what was so funny about the scorched_chic thingie... *expects Amtharnis to come slap her... aaany minute now..... it's ok dear.*
2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Someone added the EMO one without my knowing. If people wish to add their own jokes, please put yourself as the author instead of putting it in my own list and making me look like the author. That is why I added the section for other members. I wish only to get in trouble for the jokes I make ;)
2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Anyone may add their own Elftown joke under the 'by other members heading'.
2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Ippo is also correct in that all my Elftown Lightbulb Jokes relate to the minority groups that seem to have arisen in Elftown. I don't mind the irish one though, if you want to put it up, Jewl. It is not like I was being very serious on this page or anything, so the only jokes that people add that I will remove are those who people put in my own section, or those which I find inappropriate.