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Elftown Light Bulb Jokes



Q. How many Elfwood moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Everytime I gave them the light bulb, they said: “Your light bulb has been rejected, because it does not fit in this socket.


Q. How many Elftown Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Hedda has to change the light bulb of course, but we can have a competition to see who can come up with a good name for the light bulb.


Q. How many Bush Haters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Not enough apparently.


Q. How many Bush Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they refuse to change the existing light bulb.


Q. How many Silver Years members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. Just because I am older than you, doesn't mean I can't change a light bulb on my own!


Q. How many sk8ter_chics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To find out I conducted the following experiment. I got a light bulb and removed the glass piece and replaced it with a large ball bearing. I then rigged the light switch so that it could not be turned off. Just at this moment sk8ter_chic139 has just become scorched_chic number 26.


Q. How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know, when the light bulb blows, they start singing, “Enter night, exit light, we’re off to never never land.” Most of the time, their ear muff wearing parents have to enter their room and change the light bulb for them.


Q. How many exhibitionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. “Look at me, look at me, watch me change the light bulb! Tell me what you think!”


Q. How many artistic nude artists does it take to change the light bulb?

A. One, but the artist doesn’t change the light bulb, he gets the nude to change the light bulb while he paints or photographs her.


Q. How many girls who kiss girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Apparently no boys are allowed in the room while they are changing the light bulb.


Q. How many sexually frustrated teenage boys does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don't know, they are too busy trying to peek through the keyhole at the girls who kiss girls.


Q. How many Anime Lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two, and there is nothing wrong with watching two effeminate boys change a light bulb!


Q. How many sexy cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb 4U?

A. I don't know. I ended up changing the light bulb 4 them.

Q. How many people who are against cybering does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Don't tell me I look hot while I am changing the light bulb!"


Q. How many members of the Fellowship of the Ring does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Aragorn: "Borimer, give Frodo the light bulb."

  Borimer: "Let us use the light bulb. We could read the rest of this bloody trilogy at night without straining our eyes!"

  Golem: "Nooo, what have the nasty hobbits done to the precious... it shines... it hurts us, it hurts us... the precious... switch it off, switch it off!"




Elftown Light Bulb Jokes From Other Members


[$0me $ecret$]

Q. How many ppl with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...
... want to go biking?


(currently anonymous)
Q. how many Emo kids does it take to chang a lightbulb?

A. 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and ont to actually change it


Q. Hmmm How many ElfTown Members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I dunno but we could have a survey


Q. How many Playgans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. i dont need 2 change it i can just light it with my super kewlies wiccyan powerrs!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!

~[Fireblade K'Chona], inspired by [Delladreing]'s Plagyans page


Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Nine! One to hold the bulb and eight to chant the rotate spell.

~[nokaredes]


Q. How many RPGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that would be god-moding.

-[moonscale]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to
Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.
-[Jewl]


Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, they all just sit in the dark and cry.

-[kay-chan]

Q. How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to outlaw lightbulbs and 1 to deny the existance of lightbulbs.
-[Glimoni]

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it turned itself in

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark.

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2005-03-07 [thuthuca]: I agree, although I've never heard about ADD. And... FLash squirrel??? O.o

2005-03-07 [iippo]: I'll find the link. It's really funny.

2005-03-07 [iippo]: It is in http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html   fuuuunny funny squirrel.

2005-03-10 [Angelic Eyes]: LMAO! your silly

2005-03-10 [thuthuca]: iippo, someone here called you silly. Should I shoot her? *wears black sunglasses and black suit as every proper bodyguard should do* :P

2005-03-10 [Amtharnis]: I think she was referring to me actually ^^ Don't shoot her - she's an angel!

2005-03-10 [thuthuca]: Ok ok, I'm iippo's bodyguard. Without payment I don't shoot any of your fans. *straightens the sunglasses* :OD

2005-03-10 [Kayne]: iippo doesn't need 2 bodyguards. Her husband is well up to the task.

2005-03-10 [thuthuca]: *muttermuttersomeone'sjealusmuttermutter* :oP I'm a proffesional bodyguard, you are the husband-free working one. :θ)

2005-03-10 [Kayne]: You don'tget paid. You can however work for free.

2005-03-10 [thuthuca]: Well, yes I didn't get paid yet... But I represent my abilities to get hired. Do you know how difficult it is to find a proper job nowadays? :(

2005-03-10 [Kayne]: *Huggels*

2005-03-10 [thuthuca]: Boo hoo hoo... I'm just a lonely unemployed bloodthirsty cruel bodyguard that shoots people at every opportunity. Why can't you people unterstand me...

2005-03-11 [iippo]: How nice, you two are getting along nicely... I'll leave you to it... *bursts out laughing because watched Kal Ho Na Hoo yesterday and there this old lady keeps thinking that SRK and that other guy are lovers and she is very upset about it... w00t, that film pwns so much*

2005-03-11 [thuthuca]: Hm... did she she just implied something about us kayne or it was just my idea??? ö.Ο *pokes splotchy iippo*

2005-03-11 [iippo]: Oi splotchy, I'm not that, you have to come up with your own nickname for me. And yep. But don't worry, I'm far more intrigued by the scenes with Shah Rukh Khan than with you and kayne...

2005-03-11 [thuthuca]: Yes, you are mean. kayne and I are just sooooo innocent... *puppy eyes* @.@

2005-03-11 [iippo]: Yes you two are just "friends" I know I know, I've heard it all before. See what you did, now I'm absolutely obsessed with SRK. *goes to musicindiaonline.com to look at pictures of SRK*

2005-03-11 [Kayne]: anti gay-marriage

2005-03-11 [iippo]: No one suggested that you'd marry thuthie. That would be bigamy dear, and that is illegal - yes, even in ET.

2005-03-11 [Kayne]: So, I can't marry C.B. later?

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