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Elftown Light Bulb Jokes



Q. How many Elfwood moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Everytime I gave them the light bulb, they said: “Your light bulb has been rejected, because it does not fit in this socket.


Q. How many Elftown Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Hedda has to change the light bulb of course, but we can have a competition to see who can come up with a good name for the light bulb.


Q. How many Bush Haters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Not enough apparently.


Q. How many Bush Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they refuse to change the existing light bulb.


Q. How many Silver Years members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. Just because I am older than you, doesn't mean I can't change a light bulb on my own!


Q. How many sk8ter_chics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To find out I conducted the following experiment. I got a light bulb and removed the glass piece and replaced it with a large ball bearing. I then rigged the light switch so that it could not be turned off. Just at this moment sk8ter_chic139 has just become scorched_chic number 26.


Q. How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know, when the light bulb blows, they start singing, “Enter night, exit light, we’re off to never never land.” Most of the time, their ear muff wearing parents have to enter their room and change the light bulb for them.


Q. How many exhibitionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. “Look at me, look at me, watch me change the light bulb! Tell me what you think!”


Q. How many artistic nude artists does it take to change the light bulb?

A. One, but the artist doesn’t change the light bulb, he gets the nude to change the light bulb while he paints or photographs her.


Q. How many girls who kiss girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Apparently no boys are allowed in the room while they are changing the light bulb.


Q. How many sexually frustrated teenage boys does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don't know, they are too busy trying to peek through the keyhole at the girls who kiss girls.


Q. How many Anime Lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two, and there is nothing wrong with watching two effeminate boys change a light bulb!


Q. How many sexy cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb 4U?

A. I don't know. I ended up changing the light bulb 4 them.

Q. How many people who are against cybering does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Don't tell me I look hot while I am changing the light bulb!"


Q. How many members of the Fellowship of the Ring does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Aragorn: "Borimer, give Frodo the light bulb."

  Borimer: "Let us use the light bulb. We could read the rest of this bloody trilogy at night without straining our eyes!"

  Golem: "Nooo, what have the nasty hobbits done to the precious... it shines... it hurts us, it hurts us... the precious... switch it off, switch it off!"




Elftown Light Bulb Jokes From Other Members


[$0me $ecret$]

Q. How many ppl with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...
... want to go biking?


(currently anonymous)
Q. how many Emo kids does it take to chang a lightbulb?

A. 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and ont to actually change it


Q. Hmmm How many ElfTown Members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I dunno but we could have a survey


Q. How many Playgans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. i dont need 2 change it i can just light it with my super kewlies wiccyan powerrs!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!

~[Fireblade K'Chona], inspired by [Delladreing]'s Plagyans page


Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Nine! One to hold the bulb and eight to chant the rotate spell.

~[nokaredes]


Q. How many RPGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that would be god-moding.

-[moonscale]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to
Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.
-[Jewl]


Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, they all just sit in the dark and cry.

-[kay-chan]

Q. How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to outlaw lightbulbs and 1 to deny the existance of lightbulbs.
-[Glimoni]

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it turned itself in

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark.

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2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Well, that is one way to get attention from the locals. Um, in Australia, you'd probably get a similar reaction if you went around telling everyone you were Randy. Randy is a name in America, but few people are given it as a christian name in Australia. People wouldn't blink an eye at you though if you said you felt like a cocky on a biscuit tin.

2005-02-11 [iippo]: XD Sounds good. *plans on doing so* You have 4 watchers: Me, you, kayne and...? Who?!

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: I don't know who the fourth watcher is. Come fourth, the fourth watcher and show yourself!

2005-02-11 [iippo]: I sorta think that it could be [SilverFire], because she has a habit of watching everything... but then again, it could be someone from the jokers of elftown.

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Haven't noticed that name around, and I have never had any messages from that wiki place. It might be one of my relations... or a stalker... or god. It is easy to tell who is watching your house - you switch a few commas around in your description or upload a new picture several times and watch the names in the visitors list.

2005-02-11 [thuthuca]: *the fourth watcher appears* ^_^

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Ahaa! I hope this doesn't mean that Armageddon is about to happen. It was five riders, not four watchers if I recall correctly. I hope... *cries* I don't want to die! Not until I have a chance to be a little more sinful anyway.

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Some slueth you are, Ippo. It was thuthuca all along... and you didn't have a clue *takes Ippo's slueth badge off her*

2005-02-11 [iippo]: Thuthuca! Crikey, I shouldave known! ("Gimme back mah badge!" *cries*) It is El Greco, he goes to all the wikis I link to. But Amtharnis m'dear, what are you saying?! You are not acquainted with [SilverFire]?? I thought she was like an ET celebrity or something... *is shocked* Anyway, you and her share at least one thing. And that is... being on my list of uberness! iippo's who's who.

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Well, that is typical me - so absorbed in my own uberness that I don't notice any other ubers. I will give your slueth badge back, but consider yourself under probation. Next time you better get it right.

2005-02-11 [iippo]: *hangeths head in shame as shakes Ammie's hand and his silverware fall out of her sleeves* I pwomise to be a goo' girl.

2005-02-11 [thuthuca]: sorry iippo for causing you to lose that priceless badge... FORGIVE ME! IM THE SOURCE OF EVIL *kneels remorseful*

2005-02-11 [iippo]: Quite arrite darling.

2005-02-11 [thuthuca]: *sniff*

2005-03-02 [iippo]: Haa, that's a nice one... *wants to go biking*

2005-03-04 [thuthuca]: I didn't get it... *feels stupido*

2005-03-07 [iippo]: ADD-people can't stay focused on stuff...

2005-03-07 [thuthuca]: @.@

2005-03-07 [iippo]: I think ADD is slightly bogus. I mean, there are people who do suffer from it, but some people say they have it when they really don't... it's a social disease... people don't like being normal (young people that is) and to them it's cool to have a mental disorder of some kind... >.o

2005-03-07 [iippo]: But the joke is very funny. Makes me think of this Flash-animation squirrel I saw...

2005-03-07 [thuthuca]: I agree, although I've never heard about ADD. And... FLash squirrel??? O.o

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