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Elftown Light Bulb Jokes

Q. How many Elfwood moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Everytime I gave them the light bulb, they said: “Your light bulb has been rejected, because it does not fit in this socket.

Q. How many Elftown Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Hedda has to change the light bulb of course, but we can have a competition to see who can come up with a good name for the light bulb.

Q. How many Bush Haters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Not enough apparently.

Q. How many Bush Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they refuse to change the existing light bulb.

Q. How many Silver Years members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. Just because I am older than you, doesn't mean I can't change a light bulb on my own!

Q. How many sk8ter_chics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To find out I conducted the following experiment. I got a light bulb and removed the glass piece and replaced it with a large ball bearing. I then rigged the light switch so that it could not be turned off. Just at this moment sk8ter_chic139 has just become scorched_chic number 26.

Q. How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know, when the light bulb blows, they start singing, “Enter night, exit light, we’re off to never never land.” Most of the time, their ear muff wearing parents have to enter their room and change the light bulb for them.

Q. How many exhibitionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. “Look at me, look at me, watch me change the light bulb! Tell me what you think!”

Q. How many artistic nude artists does it take to change the light bulb?

A. One, but the artist doesn’t change the light bulb, he gets the nude to change the light bulb while he paints or photographs her.

Q. How many girls who kiss girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Apparently no boys are allowed in the room while they are changing the light bulb.

Q. How many sexually frustrated teenage boys does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don't know, they are too busy trying to peek through the keyhole at the girls who kiss girls.

Q. How many Anime Lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two, and there is nothing wrong with watching two effeminate boys change a light bulb!

Q. How many sexy cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb 4U?

A. I don't know. I ended up changing the light bulb 4 them.

Q. How many people who are against cybering does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Don't tell me I look hot while I am changing the light bulb!"

Q. How many members of the Fellowship of the Ring does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Aragorn: "Borimer, give Frodo the light bulb."

  Borimer: "Let us use the light bulb. We could read the rest of this bloody trilogy at night without straining our eyes!"

  Golem: "Nooo, what have the nasty hobbits done to the precious... it shines... it hurts us, it hurts us... the precious... switch it off, switch it off!"

Elftown Light Bulb Jokes From Other Members

[$0me $ecret$]

Q. How many ppl with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
... want to go biking?

(currently anonymous)
Q. how many Emo kids does it take to chang a lightbulb?

A. 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and ont to actually change it

Q. Hmmm How many ElfTown Members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I dunno but we could have a survey

Q. How many Playgans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. i dont need 2 change it i can just light it with my super kewlies wiccyan powerrs!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!

~[Fireblade K'Chona], inspired by [Delladreing]'s Plagyans page

Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Nine! One to hold the bulb and eight to chant the rotate spell.


Q. How many RPGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that would be god-moding.


How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to
Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.

Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, they all just sit in the dark and cry.


Q. How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to outlaw lightbulbs and 1 to deny the existance of lightbulbs.

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it turned itself in

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark.

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2005-02-09 [iippo]: A half, because [Kayne] can do it with one hand.

2005-02-09 [Kayne]: *Pokes*

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Sounds like kayne is abel.

2005-02-09 [Kayne]: Abel?

2005-02-09 [iippo]: Why does kayne sound abel?! O.O I think I gets it. Darling, I'll tell you what uber is if you tell me what abel is.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Abel sounds like able, and in the bible Abel was Cain's brother. So it is a play on words able->abel->kayne->cain. Now tell me about Adam and Uber.

2005-02-09 [iippo]: ^_^ I just love the way your brain works. Uber is german, it means very. So if something is uber cool, it is very cool. But then uber and cool wanted to go their separate ways (they didn't have enough time for each other but I don't think that was the real reason) and cool returned to his solitarity (sometimes appearing under the alias coo') and uber began her life as a solo-act.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Funny, that is exactly what those scientists said. Oh, I always thought Uber was the buxom, German house-maid who came round to your house and did the vacuum cleaning. Another fantasy destroyed by fact :S Do you happen to know what the german word for vacuum cleaner is. I remember doing German in school for one semester and that the word for vacuum cleaner was very funny ^^

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Back to Uber - not the house-maid Uber - kayne would be uber abel.

2005-02-09 [iippo]: I dunno about no vacuum cleaner, but the murderer who was captured in the kangaroo-cage that was covered with a cloth is a very uber word. I never did german. Luckily. It is not very friendly on the ears, that language. Nor the face, if the person speaking it is right in front of you and speaking very eagerly, you are going to need some kind of protection against splatter.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: There is an interesting program on television at the moment called the Adventure of English. It is a funny thing, that proto-English was brought to England by germanic tribes, and then these tribes were invaded by Norsemen who spoke French, which is not that unbelievable for it sounds a lot like something a few Swedes I know would probably do - "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we invaded England and spoke French." I believe they also tried to invade Ireland speaking Spainish, but the Irish started speaking Russian and so it got cancelled out.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Anyway, French was actually the official language of England for some time, and I was surprised to learn how many french words there are in the English language.

2005-02-09 [iippo]: Yeah. French are pretty much to blame with all the anomalities in the English language. But why french-speaking norsemen.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: well, before they invaded England, the Normans went and had their hair cut. It was such a bad hair cut and they were so embarassed that when they arrived in England they pretended to be French - no one would take any notice of the French having funny hair cuts, but they would really make fun of you if you were a Norman. Have a look at the pictures of the Normans if you want to see how bad a haircut it was.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: That is also how they won the Battle of the Hastings - the Saxons couldn't stop laughing long enough. Have you ever tried to swing a gruddy great axe when you are splitting your sides with laughter?

2005-02-09 [iippo]: If only the smart-but-hopelessly-drunk Finnish Normans would have conquered Britain, my life here would be so much easier... Then Finnish would be the ruling language, and you could sound intelligent speaking with all the fine tonar qualities of Finnish language when you continue your explanation of these Normen and their terribly planned ship, which was done by their barber.

2005-02-09 [Amtharnis]: Cockney Finnish would be very interesting to hear.

2005-02-10 [iippo]: I once asked a British guy what is the London-accent called, and he said "cocky"... Love it! He tried to fix his blunder later, but I said 'nope, cocky it is'. There is a finnish cocky accent, though...

2005-02-10 [Amtharnis]: I suggest you don't run around London asking where the cockies are though. In Australia you would get away with it, because everyone would assume you meant cockatoos.

2005-02-10 [iippo]: *had to google 'cockatoo' to understand* Well, I'll run around in Birmingham asking that, they'll love it... ^_^ What would I not get away with in Australia?

2005-02-11 [Amtharnis]: Well, that is one way to get attention from the locals. Um, in Australia, you'd probably get a similar reaction if you went around telling everyone you were Randy. Randy is a name in America, but few people are given it as a christian name in Australia. People wouldn't blink an eye at you though if you said you felt like a cocky on a biscuit tin.

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