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1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

6. A penny saved is worthless.

7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.

8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.

14. Nobody is normal.

15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:
o The universe is even bigger than they thought!
o There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!
o Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.

16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example:
o If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father.
o If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.
o If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability.
o If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.

19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

20. You should not confuse your career with your life.

21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

24. Your friends love you anyway.

25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

26.   <img:45154_1117568590.gif>"Dick Chaniny loves me, he wants to take me hunting!", from a comedian on Comedy central. 

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30. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

31. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

32. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

33. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

34. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

35. There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

36. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

37. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

38. i support publik edekasion

39. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

40. Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

41. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

42. In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people unhappy and been generally regarded as a bad move.

43. They say that love hides behind every corner... am I walking in circles?

44. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

45. Never moon a werewolf.

46. Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...

47. Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

48. Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

49. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

50. In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be Light." And there was still nothing, but you could see it.

51. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

52. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

53. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

54. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

55. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

56. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

57. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

58.If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

59. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

60. Support Search & Rescue - GET LOST!

61. I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it...

62. Before you judge another, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

63. Love your enemies; they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.

64. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

65. NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

66. I don't get even, I get odder.

67. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

68. For years man thought that the moon was made of cheese but then they learned that it was just a hard lump of rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

69. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing everyone who opposed them.

70. Logic is the systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

71. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

72. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

73. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

74. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience.

75. I'm not completely useless... I can be used to set a bad example.

76. Black holes are where God divided by zero.

77. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

78. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

79. The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

80. Don't look at the way things are and ask why -- think about the way things could be and ask why not.

81. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

82. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

83. Percussive Maintenance - this is the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

84. The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

85. If you've ever answered questions you don't know the answers to, you've created a religion.

86. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.

87. The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

88. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

89. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

90. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

91. Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

92. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

93. When there's a will, I want to be in it!

94. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

94. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

95. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

96. I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

97. People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

98. Sex is nobody’s business except the three people involved.

99. When I'm not near the one I love, I love the one I'm near.

100. This Is How Shit Happens

In the Beginning was The Plan

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

and the Plan was completely without substance

and the darkness was upon the face of the workers

and they spoke among themselfs, saying,

"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh to high heaven."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,

"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,

"This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and these Areas in particular."

And the President looked upon The Plan,

And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Company Policy.

This Is How Shit Happens

101. Air conditioning, just a constant icy breeze combatting the sun!


103: Parents can not understand the fact that, If you're entire class failed a test, including you, then it's your teachers fault, not yours...even if you didn't study.

104. Fish tanks:
- Great for reptiles
- Perfect for plants
- Lovely for holding cleaning suplies
- Fun to stack thing, for a fish, it's a death trap!

105. Aya: Well poo on them!
Kieta: <img:44166_1164145272.gif>....<img:stuff/hh-gif.gif>....<img:stuff/shadN-gif.gif>.....<img:stuff/BR-GIF.gif>hehe poo poo! <img:stuff/mood-gif.gif>

106. 2008-06-29 shadow frost wolf: Mwahaahahahaaaaa!

2008-06-30 ~Spirit Fox~: .......was that really nesisary?

2008-06-30 shadow frost wolf: YOU DESTROYED THAT DEFENSLESS WORD!!!!

2008-06-30 ~Spirit Fox~: I told you I was tired!

2008-06-30 shadow frost wolf: OMG i should blog about this! xDDD

18:34:52 ~Spirit Fox~: I'll write a horrible and misspelled review!

2008-07-2 Kurama: I beeet mey misssspellllin1 i's mutch worseess thene yourers! XD

107.They recently invented the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY. I can’t think of a better way to start the day; Good morning... you’re about to call in sick. Now I can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be DEAD by dinner. (whisper) Dead Pocket.- Jim Gaffigan

108. Every thing here is eatable. I’m eatable But that, my children, is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.- Willy Wonka

109. I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

110. I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand, lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

24. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

25. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

26. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

27. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

28. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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115. God said, "Let there be light!"

   Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

116. *aimi got it in an email...*


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependen t, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
or before the beep or after the beep.
But Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is
National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering
to contact at least
one unstable person to show you care.

117. from misty!

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather,It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Questions and answers

1) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
- Because those men already have boyfriends.

2) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- Because breasts don't have eyes.

3) What do attorneys use for birth control?
- Their personalities.

4) What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
- 45 lbs.

5) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
- Through his chest with a sharp knife.

6) How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the "F" word?
-Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell, "BINGO!!!"

7)What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
-A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."

-A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."



<img:> Found by [IonicRose]

121. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

122. Matt's cousin said and i quote "Boy, im gonna open a sex phone line and women are just gonna talk to you all day long!"



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2008-10-13 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol, no children for Caita. ^.^

2008-10-14 [shadow frost wolf]: *cries*

2008-10-14 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD!

2008-10-14 [shadow frost wolf]: howd i lose children by being yelled at!??... OH MY GOD!!!! SHES A WIZARD!!!

2008-10-15 [~Spirit Fox~]: because you have no pacience....

2008-10-16 [Aimi_Vollfied]: or she's a really good doctor

2008-10-16 [shadow frost wolf]: i deny that with my utmost being! O_O

2008-10-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol! I've never been that close to Caita. Oh and Aimi, tis funny you'd say that about me being a doc. ppl keep saying I'm a doc. today...

2008-10-16 [Aimi_Vollfied]: poor you then. Deny it as much as you want, you never know...

2008-10-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: Oro?! What the hell are you talking about?

2008-10-16 [Aimi_Vollfied]: nevermind. I think I just confused myself

2008-10-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol! I think you did too... *anime music makes it better...*

2008-10-18 [shadow frost wolf]: I always thought kieta sounded like a secretary ^^

2008-10-18 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol! she switches too much.

2008-10-19 [Aimi_Vollfied]: yes she does. she defiatley does and I cant spell this early in the morning

2008-10-20 [~Spirit Fox~]: haha!

2008-10-21 [shadow frost wolf]: kieta cant spell anytime of the day XDDD

2008-10-21 [Aimi_Vollfied]: very, very true

2008-10-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: Shut up double teamers! oh...and Caita's met part of evil Kieta, I was surpressing her when I met him...

2008-10-22 [Aimi_Vollfied]: is there something wrong with ganging up on kieta? its the only way she lets you win an argument

2008-10-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol! she's never even seen Kieta Inga in action and she knows that! XD I guess we really are a lot alike. She must be the old me...the one I surpressed.

2008-10-23 [Aimi_Vollfied]: probably.

2008-10-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: yay! Caita!!! look at the funny ratings! ^.^

2008-10-26 [shadow frost wolf]: yesh! my wikis never get rated ^__________^

2008-10-27 [~Spirit Fox~]: go to the stumbel thing, that's what it's for.

2008-10-28 [shadow frost wolf]: really?? *goes*

2008-10-29 [~Spirit Fox~]: yes.

2008-10-30 [shadow frost wolf]: indeed ^_^

2008-11-01 [~Spirit Fox~]: we should stop now....

2008-11-04 [shadow frost wolf]: why? i must amass more jokes ;_;

2008-11-04 [~Spirit Fox~]: well............go for it...

2008-11-04 [Aimi_Vollfied]: okay then.

2008-11-04 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol...

2008-11-07 [Demon Epona]: Lol. These are hilarious.

2008-11-08 [shadow frost wolf]: Yay ^_^

2008-11-09 [~Spirit Fox~]: Caita did good!

2008-11-11 [Aimi_Vollfied]: yeah he did, ;]

2008-11-11 [~Spirit Fox~]: <img:44166_1164145171.gif> Mushi's only my GOD-Daughter...the mother's still missing...

WHOA NEW SIGNS!!!!<img:img/mood/61513_1224163338.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224163314.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224163278.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224163255.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224163020.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224162872.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224162670.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224162389.gif><img:img/mood/61513_1224162230.gif><img:stuff/laughing%20my%20azz%20off.png><img:stuff/curses%20aka%20shake%20fist2.png><img:stuff/ramen%20eating%20smiley2.png><img:stuff/pervy%20wink%20smiley.png>

2008-12-17 [Demon Epona]: Gah. My brother showed me a funny comic yesterday, but I don't remember where it was. I'll try to find it though.

2008-12-17 [Demon Epona]: Found it!


2008-12-24 [shadow frost wolf]: OMG Im keeping that!! XDD

2008-12-25 [Aimi_Vollfied]: Cyanide and Happiness is the best

2008-12-26 [shadow frost wolf]: Cyaninde???

2009-01-06 [Demon Epona]: Lol. I love their comics. Yep. Cyanide an Happiness. It's amazing. XD

2009-01-07 [shadow frost wolf]: where have i heard that phrase!?!?!

2009-02-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! He's a horse on the race track, poor guy!

2009-02-04 [Aimi_Vollfied]: Kieta's back!!!!

2009-02-21 [~Spirit Fox~]: yes ma'am!

2009-02-27 [shadow frost wolf]: unleash the happy clowns XD

2009-02-27 [~Spirit Fox~]: Kyu...clowns?

2009-02-27 [shadow frost wolf]: yeah, they scare fugly midgets away ^^

2009-02-27 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD! Caita that's terrible! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2009-03-06 [shadow frost wolf]: i know, but its true XD

2009-03-08 [~Spirit Fox~]: lol, when did the other wiki's appear on the bottom of the wiki.

2009-03-14 [shadow frost wolf]: I have no clue O_O

2009-07-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: I think it's when [Hedda] gave you a funny point. ^.^

2009-07-18 [shadow frost wolf]: sweet! XD

2009-07-18 [~Spirit Fox~]: I believe there are 2.

2009-07-21 [shadow frost wolf]: i knows ^///^

2009-07-21 [~Spirit Fox~]: You are loved ^.^

2009-07-22 [shadow frost wolf]: i feels loved!

2009-07-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: Hey who knows maybe more ppl will add to it since it should be on the list. ^.^

2009-07-23 [shadow frost wolf]: i hope, this place is a good laugh ^^

2009-07-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: It is, I like it. I still find things I missed. ^.^

2009-07-24 [shadow frost wolf]: 81. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

one of if not my utter favorite

2009-07-24 [~Spirit Fox~]: 95. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

My sister... XDDDD

2009-07-24 [~Spirit Fox~]: 69. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing everyone who opposed them.

Saari's motto....

2009-07-26 [shadow frost wolf]: your sisters adorable XD

2009-07-27 [~Spirit Fox~]: Sure...

yeah, she is, untill she becomes hell bent on somthing, then things get a little strange. XD *I just hope she hates the guy i'm dating....but I doubt she will...*

2009-07-28 [shadow frost wolf]: why hope for something like that? you fraid she'll steal him? XDD

2009-07-29 [~Spirit Fox~]: No, but I'm afriad I'll have to put her in her place for trying. See I figure it this way, if he is so easily swaied, he wasn't worth my time. Remember who your talking to Caita, I'm distrustful.

2009-08-05 [shadow frost wolf]: isnt she 8 or something? O_O it isnt a matter of stealing, its a matter of pedophilia at that point.

2009-08-05 [~Spirit Fox~]: she's 10, btui I ment when she was older. XD Silly Caita-kun...

2009-08-07 [shadow frost wolf]: when shes 18 you'd be 25 or 26...she'd have no business with a guy your age XD

2009-08-09 [~Spirit Fox~]: no, but does that stop ppl? XD

2009-08-13 [shadow frost wolf]: true....true, my dad is 8 years older than my mom. plus guys have more leverage with younger girls. older guys have good jobs and nice places, but then again having a younger girl would put the guy in "Help the princess!" mode so he might end up under her thumb, doing whatever she says.

2009-08-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: Or, she may end up under his, since he owns everything, and she has no where else to go. Unfortunetly I watched that happen too many times. Anywya, my mom is about 10 years older than my dad.

2009-08-23 [shadow frost wolf]: well you dont see that too often.

2009-08-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: Actually it's a little more common than you may think. Lol, the woman is demed a couger, and the man is demed a womanizer. Even if they really are in love. *The guy is also referred to as a boy-toy*

2009-08-28 [shadow frost wolf]: interesting...I suddenly feel odd for only liking older women O_O

2009-08-29 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD as long as you have fun, and actually have feelings for the girl, tis fine.

2009-09-04 [shadow frost wolf]: now that i think of it, ive only dated older women O___O *ko'd*

2009-09-04 [~Spirit Fox~]: Really? XD Yeah, but not much older. You can only be a Cougar or what ever they call the guy, if the other person is 3 or more years onlder (or younger) than you.

2009-09-04 [Aimi_Vollfied]: Kieta, everyone knows that the women are Cougars, however, depending on the guy, he is a pervert.(words from my other dad who dates women about 15 years younger than him)

2009-09-04 [~Spirit Fox~]: not all. Some just end up falling in love. *expt Hugh Heffiner. But I don't mind his business, i actually think it's not a bad idea. *smart man. ^.^**

2009-09-04 [shadow frost wolf]: he doesnt sleep with the girls, they're like his daughters supposedly.


Key word, "suposibly...."

2009-09-08 [shadow frost wolf]: well think about it, would you really go live in some mansion to sleep with some old man?

2009-09-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: I no, but girl needing money and a place to live, yes. (the 3 that were in the mansion admitted to doing afew things with him, but they never said anything else.)

2009-09-16 [shadow frost wolf]: how did we reach this subject again??? XD

2009-09-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: this was the playboy thing, not the, "place I belong" thing.

2009-09-17 [shadow frost wolf]: ah, ok *had to re read like 10 comments*

2009-09-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: you were thinking of the other wiki. ^.^

2009-09-17 [shadow frost wolf]: no, we switch topics quickly xD

2009-09-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: no, it was on the other wiki. ^.^ eventually you will come across it again.

2009-09-18 [Ukia]: *ponders*

2009-09-19 [shadow frost wolf]: or so she thinks >.>

2009-09-20 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD random person!

and yes I do think because I saw it, but I stopped talking on that wiki, it was the Gaara one that Kulianee started. :p I win.

2009-09-21 [shadow frost wolf]: *you can NEVER win!!!!* ^_________^

2009-09-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

2009-09-22 [shadow frost wolf]: well, maybe >.>

2009-09-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD I finally got Xenosaga 2....still haven't beat one though. ^.^

2009-09-24 [shadow frost wolf]: i beat two before touching one >.>

2009-09-24 [~Spirit Fox~]: That was bad..... I'm almost at the end of 1 so I started 2.

2009-09-24 [shadow frost wolf]: 2 is boring to me, one is much better.

2009-09-25 [~Spirit Fox~]: did you do both disks?

2009-09-26 [shadow frost wolf]: *forgets* maybe XD i know im done with the game, but i still gotta get three.

2009-09-26 [~Spirit Fox~]: I need to finish 1, beat 2, both disks... then grab and beat 3...

KH comes out soon!!!! I saw the comcercial for the DS version and was SUPER happy ^.^

2009-09-28 [shadow frost wolf]: im just waiting for kingdom hearts three >.>

2009-09-28 [~Spirit Fox~]: me too. ^.^

2009-09-29 [shadow frost wolf]: do you have a PS3?

2009-09-29 [~Spirit Fox~]: No, but I don't need one. The creator said he will still make it for the PS2. ^.^ And if it isn't, I'll write one hell of a letter then I'll buy a PS3 ^.^

2009-09-30 [shadow frost wolf]: excellent course of action, im ready for both! XD

2009-09-30 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD well that makes one of us. Oh and I got KH for the DS yesterday. The graphics are really good! ^.^ Also, the game play isn't too hard, but your hand craps up like crazy from pressing the movement buttons...

Anyway, Roxas, Axle, and Xion are running around and fighting heartless for the organization...this also means that Xion and Roxas, along with Riku, and Sora are responcible for Kingdom hearts forming.... anyway it's neat, btu I still ahev a suspision that Riku and Axle are a match like Roxas and Sora. Then, I think that Xion is Kairi's real other half, but because Xion dies (suposibly in Riku's arms....), Namine, who wasn't even suposed to exist, filled the blank. Plus Xion is a keyblade weilder, but Namine isn't, but Kairi can. Xion also has to use Roxas' to get hers back for a sec, and Kairi could use Riku's.

Actually I just got a new idea. Maybe Axle and Riku aren't related at all, since Axle remember's his other slef like all the 13 memebers except for Roxas and the 14th memeber which is Xion. And if they don't remember then maybe Kairi and Sora are Xion and Roxas. I don't know, I'm not done with the game yet.

2009-09-30 [~Spirit Fox~]: Although Xion could be the old Kairi and Namine could be the new Kairi.

2009-10-02 [shadow frost wolf]: Actually, and you can just

not read this if you dont want the spoiler.

Axel isnt Riku's nobody because Riku never became a heartless (you need one for the other to happen.) Also, all organization members are anagrams of their old names just with an X added someplace (like how Roxas is actually Sora, but with the letters mixed up and an X added) Xion is actually a copy of Sora created by the organization incase Sora turned out to be useless. However it failed, turning it into Xion for the player. Apparently she looks differently depending on who's looking at her. Namine is extremely complicated, but they explain it in the ansem reports in Kingdom hearts two. Namine is actually Kairi's heart MIXED with Sora's body and soul.

2009-10-05 [~Spirit Fox~]: Ah, see I found out about the Xion thing today, i never got to read the ansem reports because of my nephew...long story....

and I found out about Axel, who is Lae. I knew about the names and that was my second theory since Axel and Riku don't share a name.

2009-10-05 [shadow frost wolf]: im gonna be really upset if sora turns into ANYTHING else @_@

2009-10-05 [~Spirit Fox~]: Then it'll get confusing...

What I want from KH3:

1: Sora, Riku, and Kairi fighting and running around together!!!!
2: the ability to switch around between the 3 of them, so you can play them.
3: *even though it won't happen* Axel to come back to life I miss him. ^.^
4; Roxas to appear at least once, Namine too, even if it's a flashback, or a sec of them talking to Sora and Kairi.
5: Sora and Kairi to quit beating around the bush and admit their feelings for one another.

I'd be very happy. ^.^

2009-10-07 [shadow frost wolf]: Kairi basically did in two. I imagine in three Riku will go off SOMEWHERE leaving Sora and Kairi on the island. Sora and Kairi will part ways AGAIN and Sora will go all over to find him AGAIN! but im hoping Donald and Goofy are doing something else and not pestering me to death, I want it to be like you can choose which people you want with you. Im taking the beast and Simba XD

2009-10-07 [~Spirit Fox~]: I don't think they'll seperate too much, since the letter's for the three of them.

2009-10-20 [shadow frost wolf]: true, just stating my thoughts ^^

2009-10-20 [~Spirit Fox~]: I know, and so was I. ^.^

2009-10-20 [~Spirit Fox~]: YAY SIMBA!!! XD

2009-10-21 [shadow frost wolf]: I didnt really like the pridelands world at first, but i got really into it later xD

2009-10-21 [~Spirit Fox~]: I loved it. I loved being a lion and unning around. I spent the most time ther, and the last world, where the nobodies reside in. <33333333

2009-10-22 [shadow frost wolf]: i loved the pirates of the carribean world, beasts castle, and the world that never was.

2009-10-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: I thought it was called the world that never was! XD

2009-10-23 [shadow frost wolf]: from kingdom hearts 1, I liked neverland, Olympus colliseum...thats really about it >.>

2009-10-23 [~Spirit Fox~]: In one I liked.......................................................................................................................................................oh duh! Destiny Island, and Agrahbah

2009-10-24 [shadow frost wolf]: I hated alot of the worlds, its mostly a struggle >.> 2 was ten times better.

2009-10-24 [shadow frost wolf]: I liked neverland because I got to fly in the boss battle (Made life better is what it did.) Oh! And i liked holloween town too. I hated that part too at first, but I liked climbing that tower ^^

2009-10-24 [~Spirit Fox~]: yeah the tower was awsome!

2009-10-26 [shadow frost wolf]: I was like "....thats a long fall...." *Tumbles* "F*ck!!!!!"

2009-10-26 [~Spirit Fox~]: hey what was it you were going to put up here again? it happened in the car....

2009-10-27 [shadow frost wolf]: ...saddest part is, I forgot what i was going to put up, but I remember what you're talking about XD

2009-10-27 [~Spirit Fox~]: same here! XD

2009-10-29 [shadow frost wolf]: curse you evil stupid memory!! DX

2009-10-29 [~Spirit Fox~]: DX I can't rememeber it too! >.<

2009-10-30 [shadow frost wolf]: either

2009-10-30 [~Spirit Fox~]: We should ask Valen, it had something to do with her...

2009-10-30 [shadow frost wolf]: she's not gonna remember either XD

2009-10-30 [~Spirit Fox~]: of course not, and robert wasn't in the car at the time...

2009-10-31 [shadow frost wolf]: was he getting gas?

2009-10-31 [~Spirit Fox~]: yes.

2009-11-01 [shadow frost wolf]: I remember that, not what were talking about though >.>

2009-11-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: I know same thing....

2009-11-02 [shadow frost wolf]: *upsets himself over not remembering and changes subject inconspicuoiusly* So how is the Kieta today? ^^

2009-11-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: -.- dn't even wanna know...

2009-11-02 [shadow frost wolf]: and why not?

2009-11-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: kyu..................

2009-11-02 [shadow frost wolf]: verywell, i shall respect your silent request >.>

2009-11-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: thanks...

2009-11-06 [shadow frost wolf]: what are buddies for? ^^

2009-11-06 [~Spirit Fox~]: I'm not really sure anymore XD

2009-11-10 [shadow frost wolf]: its a subjective question, people pick why they have the friends they do.

2009-11-10 [~Spirit Fox~]: yeah, but still.

2009-11-12 [shadow frost wolf]: Im most bonded to friends that I can help in some way.

2009-11-12 [~Spirit Fox~]: I'm most bonded to friends who are there if I need them to be, since i am usually solitary.

2009-11-14 [shadow frost wolf]: True, never the less though, Id decided long ago I want to use my life to make life better for other people.

2009-11-14 [~Spirit Fox~]: Not me, mine went a little weird. See things started off as being able to protect the ones closest to me, including myself, and now they are still that way, but I am no longer very helpful to others. i won't go out of my way, there has to be soemthing in it for me, unless it's someone i care about.

2009-11-15 [shadow frost wolf]: You'd benefit greatly to learn a religious habit ^^

2009-11-15 [~Spirit Fox~]: I did. And no, I wouldn't, it's smoke and mirrors, no one will just save you or the people you love, it's a stupid disprovable concept.

2009-11-17 [shadow frost wolf]: not a religion, religious habit. You know my feelings toward most religions. A religious habit is something you do in order maintain some sense of order.

2009-11-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: Oh, so in other words a daily routeen, if so I have one. It's just ppl around me tend to drive me insane from time to time, a habit, won't help that.

2009-11-17 [shadow frost wolf]: its in somecases not even daily. Some people religiously mow the lawn on a certain day. Somepeople make sure to do something once a year.

2009-11-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: oh, I did do all of that crap, and now I like my freedom, neh I got bored of the same old same old...

2009-11-19 [shadow frost wolf]: my old habit was defeat sephiroth from kingdom hearts two like once a week, then the buzz died.

2009-11-20 [~Spirit Fox~]: you know what's odd.... when I was at lvl 50, I had him with 1 SLIVER of health left and he got me (out of potions...and everything else...) But each time i've tried him since *and I'n like at 74 now* I lose SO bad....WTF?!

2009-11-21 [shadow frost wolf]: my strategy is wait till I get negative combo and finishing plus. Take off all my combo boosts and use the decisive pumpkin. depending on whether you choose the sword, shield or staff at the begining, you get finishing plus around 73.

The Sephiroth AI breaks out of combo's about 5-7 attacks in, so i end the combo as quickley as possible, then wait till he comes after me, guard, counter, attack him back. Stay on the ground to make it easier to block flash, make sure you have glide to escape the wall of fire skill, shortcut reflect if you arent good at guarding and for when he blasts the darkness orbs at you.

2009-11-21 [shadow frost wolf]: (i like to study the computers XD)

2009-11-21 [~Spirit Fox~]: Like I said though, I had it all perfect when i was lvl 50, but then....neh.

2009-11-22 [shadow frost wolf]: alot of people get like that. I beat the crap out of Xemnas everytime i played him (I beat the game like level 45-46) but when i decided to level all the way to 99, he snapped me like a twig, twice XD its overconfidence in my case, or wanting to finish something a certain way, then losing grip on the game.

2009-11-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: I do that on SSBB and I end up losing to ricky XD. "Damn it I shouldn't have wasted like three lives trying to grab you and throw you off!"

2009-11-25 [shadow frost wolf]: my friend literally wasted seven lives trying to falcon punch me XD

2009-11-26 [~Spirit Fox~]: I've done that! XD

2009-11-26 [shadow frost wolf]: we all have >.> thats like the most thought of Com battle EVER

2009-11-26 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD

2010-06-28 [~Spirit Fox~]: Caita they don't know about your voice tho. XD

2010-07-02 [shadow frost wolf]: its fine, i'll keept it just for me XD

2010-07-02 [~Spirit Fox~]: Okay. ^.^

2010-07-03 [shadow frost wolf]: i really ought to find more stuff for this though ^^

2010-07-03 [~Spirit Fox~]: yes. XD

2010-07-06 [shadow frost wolf]: i'll leave it to you for now XD

2010-07-07 [~Spirit Fox~]: no. XD

2010-07-08 [shadow frost wolf]: why not? xD

2010-07-08 [~Spirit Fox~]: I drew an amazing dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*hours later*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*many more hours later*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!!!! <33333333333333333333

2010-07-15 [shadow frost wolf]: Yay ^_^

2010-07-15 [shadow frost wolf]: best pics ever XDD

2010-07-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: I'll have to put it up eventually.

2010-07-16 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD I like the 1st one. ^.^

2010-07-17 [shadow frost wolf]: if i ever saw the boss spider id piss myself, im certain of it >.>

2010-07-17 [~Spirit Fox~]: XD It makes me laugh!

2010-07-18 [shadow frost wolf]: you ever heard of the meglomorph?

2010-07-18 [~Spirit Fox~]: noooo...... ^.^?

2010-07-19 [shadow frost wolf]: slight fail on the name >.>

scary lil bastard!!

2010-07-19 [~Spirit Fox~]: Well while it looks pretty, I'd rather not meet it in person.

2010-07-21 [shadow frost wolf]: I found it while looking up facts for Namah.

2010-07-22 [~Spirit Fox~]: Spider person right?

2010-07-25 [shadow frost wolf]: Correct ^^

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