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BEFORE GOING ANY FARTHER READ THIS
(Although I'm sure most won't anyway)
Before you make any comment, before you come in there and tell me I suck, read the whole fucking thing. I'm really getting sick ofpeople coming in here and saying I'm a jackass,and I'm an asshole, when they don't even know what it is I'm talking about, because they haven't read the entire thing.

NOTICE:

I do not give a flying fuck what you think about what I've written. In the last week, I've had two seprate youngins that somewhat fit the following description
message me, and tell me how wrong I am, or how stupid I am for my point of view. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF. I don't give a rats ass if you care or not. What's even funnier is that both of these youngins that have messaged me, didn't even know what they were talking about. Do I think that all 13-15 year old kids are depressed? No. Do I think that all kids that listen to Linkin Park and Evanesence are depressed? No. Do I have something against depressed people? No. I have something against kids that act like they're depressed because they think it's cool. Because they want people to pity them. Because they're too fuckin stupid to realize that life is not about the latest fucking band or acting cool.

The ones that don't seem to realize that they're just a bunch of fucking corprate tools that shop at Hot Topic and claim that they are "unique."

I hate to tell you, but you are not unique. You're fucking corprate tools. What is Hot Topic? A corperation. I don't wanna hear no shit about how you're a fucking individual. Grow up.


Now that it's been said, everything below is exactly as this wiki was and should be. Don't like it? Don't message me about it.
I don't give a fuck.
Kiss my ass, go to hell, or whatever else you would rather do.


*NEW* (26/26/05)*
You know, I was thinking about it earlier, and although music does play a huge part nin most of our lives, we are not the music we listen to. We are not defined by the bands we like.We as a people seem to put too much emphasis on the bands we listen to when forming relationships with other people... asif it's the only thing, we as human beings, should have in common with one another. I dont really think the music we listen to should dictate the rest of our behaviors. Thats what's wrong with this entire "goth/punk/emo" thing right now. You can ony be goth if you listen to the bands other goth kids listen to... or if you listen to punk bands, then you're only hardcore if you listen to bands nobody else has heard of.... it's pathetic really.... and it's only getting worse.


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I finally realized the one thing that I hate worse than Wiggers! I absolutely, positiely and utterly LOATHE 13-15 year old kids that think it's "Cool" to be depressed. I've been browsing the random online members of this site, and unfortunately, about half the ones I found fit this category. We all know the type. They're like fourteen, and listen to Linkin Park, and Evanesence and think they're all goth, and spooky and shit. They talk about being suicidal because they think other people actually give a flying fuck what happens to them. They're the same kids that scream "accept me! accept me! accept me!" to the Ambercrombie and Fitch wearing crowd, but then scream about how much they hate preppies, ect. Just let me run into one of them in a dark alley, that is, if they weren't too scared to be alone in the dark.

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[Lethargic Panda]: *tells on you*

[nokaredes]: ...I get enough B's D at B's D. *burns the flag*

[Sagacious Turkey]: Ha! ...I have flag insurance! *puts up new flag*

[nokaredes]: *burns the insurance companies to the ground...then sets the new flag alight*

[Sagacious Turkey]: Ha! I had insurance for my insurance! *gets a new insurance company and puts up a new flag*

[nokaredes]: Companies!

[Sagacious Turkey]: *shrugs* *sews a new flag*

[nokaredes]: You girl.

[Sagacious Turkey]: So?! I had "Home Ec." last year... I had to cook and sew... next year (possibly) I'll have to take care of a baby! (a fake one, sicko!)

[nokaredes]: ...I remember that. I baked my baby into a cake when it was over...and used it to turn my hair white that Halloween. (it was flour...in case you're Turkey...)

[nokaredes]: This year for Halloween I'm going to be "God". I'm going to wear my normal clothes...and a name tag that says "Hello! My name is: God". XD

[Sagacious Turkey]: What?! // WHAT?!

[nokaredes]: I did not keep my 5lb. bag of flour after that week was over. // I'm going to be God for Halloween.

[Sagacious Turkey]: Oh... ok... just didn't here you that first time...

[nokaredes]: You didn't here me? >_>

[Sagacious Turkey]: Yes... I said here and not hear... and I meant to! Uh huh... It was a test! Congratulations! You passed!

[Lethargic Panda]: *finds Turkey to be a failure* >.>

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: And now for something not so completely different *dances about like an indian*

[Lethargic Panda]: *shakes fist at those damn indians* They steal the pies from the windowsill.

[AbLam]: Hey, I have an idea...let's all do the SILLY WALK! From the ministry of silly walks.

[The Right]: We didn't have flour babies..... we had these stupid dolls with timers on them and they cried at odd hours of the night and shit.... unless you took out their batteries.... but the teacher could tell if you did that too.....

[Sagacious Turkey]: At least they just steal pies from you... they come in my house and sit nude on my couch, while eating all my popcorn...

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...that's the kind of "baby" our school has... but rumor has it, one of them doesn't work right... you can even punch it!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o *hates those*

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...Uh huh... *washes cushions*

[nokaredes]: ...did I miss something?

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...only ten comments...

[The Right]: I just found the best thing ever. <img:http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/razor2.gif>

[nokaredes]: Why's that funny?

[Sagacious Turkey]: "It" didn't say it was funny... it just said it was good... which it's not...

[nokaredes]: You're just disagreeing because I do. >_>

[AbLam]: What are you talking about? That is funny!

[nokaredes]: Pfft.

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: yay emo death! ^_^

[AbLam]: It is!

[Lethargic Panda]: That is way, way old. *scoffs at how incredibly uncool it's poster is*  *picks fights with CEOs*

[AbLam]: What poster?

[Lethargic Panda]: You just sit in the corner and smile. :)

[AbLam]: Okay..

[Lethargic Panda]: ...I don't see smiling.

[AbLam]: :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)THAT BETTER? HUH! HUH ! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)HOW ABOUT NOW???:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[Lethargic Panda]: I didn't notice the first colon, and saw many, many frowns, so no.

[AbLam]: OKay then! ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_

[Lethargic Panda]: Still doesn't make up for all the frowning. >.>

[AbLam]: It does. It does, I tell you. It does.

[Dil*]: I'm a little afraid.

[Dil*]: All those little faces staring at me....gives me the creeps. Their little beady eyes..

[AbLam]: Well then, just write a lot. Then they shall be gone to the second page! YAY!

[The Right]: *sighs* it could be worse... I had random people send me smilie faces back when my elftown name was O.o

[nokaredes]: When I was Cardboard Socks people kept asking me if they were comfortable. >_<

[The Right]: alot of people used to ask me what "The Right" ment anyway.... although it was nothing I cared to explian

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: Obviuoslly not the wrong.... 

[nokaredes]: Or The Left! :O

[Lethargic Panda]: Or something to do with importing exotic fruits.

[AbLam]: People kept on saying 'wow I love that song!'..and it got realy annoying. So I changed it from Killingmesoftly to [AbLam].

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o 'kay.

[nokaredes]: We are in dire need of a subject change.

[Lethargic Panda]: And I think you're just the man to do it.

[nokaredes]: I am no man! XD

[Lethargic Panda]: <.< Of course you're not. >.> *keeps secret* :D

[nokaredes]: *inconspicuously slips you money under the table*

[Lethargic Panda]: *inconspicuously buys a racecar* ^.^

[nokaredes]: Whee! Racecar!

[Dil*]: *inconspicuously falls of a cliff* :D

[nokaredes]: *didn't inconspicuously push you* >_>

[Dil*]: <.<

[The Right]: *stares at you all*

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: *sniffles and lets her ferret loose all over the wiki*

[Sagacious Turkey]: *eats the 'ferret'*

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...I'm so sorry... how very rude of me...

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...where are my manners...?

[Sagacious Turkey]: *smacks head*

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...would anyone like a bite?

[nokaredes]: Nah...I'm full. >_>

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: you killed Oni, you bastard.

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...at least it died for a good cause...

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: Right...good point...

[Sagacious Turkey]: ...uh huh...

[fake aint me]: If he dont want to eat his ferret i will...........hehehe

[The Right]: hmmmmm.....

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: careful who you're calling a him...

[The Right]: lmfao. I think we've gone through this with other members here before...

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: we always do

[Lethargic Panda]: You shouldn't expect people to learn. *returns* I know an albino ferret; we're friends, on account of no one wants him, so he remains at petco.

[The Right]: awww. I would want him! lol Unfortunately, I have no more room for more animals. lol

[Lethargic Panda]: I want him as well. Sigh. The "worlds ugliest dog" died. v.v

[The Right]: yeah, I read about that a little while ago. Richard Pryor died too... just read that a half hour ago

[Lethargic Panda]: *looks* Agh, he actually did; sadness. Lets get a necromancer!

[Lethargic Panda]: It seems this wiki has lost it's will to live. Where's Schneider? We're losing revenue at alarming rates; the senior partners will have your head for this!

[The Right]: *sighs* Maybe they've all got winter blues like I do. lol

[Lethargic Panda]: When you're feeling down, you gotta say, "I've got the blues, Craft Macaroni and Cheese!"...How else do you expect us to maintain our sponsors?

[The Right]: hmmm.... we had sponsors? Why was I not aware of this?

[nokaredes]: 'cause you never asked...?

[The Right]: hmmm

[Lethargic Panda]: Bad excuse. >.>

[The Axe Effect]: Schneider's right here, love, right here. Been busy fending off the IRS. You really wouldn't believe what the fuckers learned since Enron...

[The Right]: *sighs* I say we poison the youth of today with cheezy whiney songs that make them want to slit their wrists for fun and profit... oh... wait....

[The Axe Effect]: Ehm... We *could* do that, but what if we poison them with cheezy whiney songs that make them SAY they want to slit their wrists...? More profit if they don't actually do it - they can keep on buying the records and merchandise...

[The Right]: ah. yes.

[Lethargic Panda]: Or we can pool our resources, destroy all humanity, and reinvent society, bartering with shells and grog, and using a series of well-timed grunts to communicate!

[The Axe Effect]: That would save us the IRS troubles, I guess...

[Lethargic Panda]: Not to mention if we exist from the beginning, by the end, we should be biggest. >.>

[The Axe Effect]: Not necessarily true; ... I had a point I was going to make, but i ran into the good old "Out of Coffee Error. Redo From Start."

[Lethargic Panda]: Might I suggest heroin, or feeding on the innards of a sacrificial virgin? Both boost your energy at least +5 points.

[The Axe Effect]: Heroin doesn't.I'll stick with the sacrificial virgin, if you don't mind...

[Lethargic Panda]: Heroin gives you creative sprees though...and the sacrificial virgins are on basement level two, but on your way down, you should pick up a fork from the lobby.

[The Axe Effect]: Allll righty!

[The Right]: sacrificial virgins.... hmmm..... does it say how we have to sacrifice them?

[Lethargic Panda]: Nope; we keep them in a store closet. :D

[The Right]: *goes back to plotting various ways of sacrificing virgins*

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o What's your favorite?

[The Right]: at the moment? Devirgitizing them. lol. hmm... or wrapping barbed wire around their neck and pulling both ends till their head pops off like a top.... :)

[nokaredes]: You have to leave them virgins though...otherwise they're useless. <_<;

[The Right]: hmmm... well... I'm sacrificing.. um... virginity... not the virgin. lol but anyway

[The Axe Effect]: Yeah... I'll sacrifice that virginity too... perhaps an orgy!

[Lethargic Panda]: Fine, fine, but you only get the fatties. >.>

[The Axe Effect]: Oh... ...

[Lethargic Panda]: Precisely. We need a new subject. >.>

[The Axe Effect]: Ah... A new subject... Let's discuss pr management.

[Lethargic Panda]: Whose job is that? o.o

[nokaredes]: Yours, of course. >_>

[Lethargic Panda]: I thought I was the tasering slacker with mass benefits? >.>

[nokaredes]: ...And the PR guy. O_o

[Lethargic Panda]: That's hardly slacking!

[The Axe Effect]: Oh yes it is...! You'll have to slack in a pin stripe suit, but it's still slacking...

[Lethargic Panda]: And I can pressure kids to smoke our brand cigarettes!!@! Schneider, you're such a good motivational speaker!

[The Axe Effect]: Ah... the wonderful talents of the ... what was that phrase...? Eager assistant or something? Oh well...

[Lethargic Panda]: Hardworking employee, destined to go far, I believe; since then you must've moved up, at least a little...unless that damned Johnson got away with stealing your reports.

[The Right]: So, what have I been missing since my comp died?

[Lethargic Panda]: Not much, we don't function well without our leader.

[The Right]: and that leader would be? lmfao

[nokaredes]: ...sounds to me like he's calling you the leader. o_O

[The Right]: I don't know bout that... I don't have think I have the brains to be a leader... maybe in upper management, but never a leader. lmfao

[Lethargic Panda]: You being the creator makes you the leader. o.x Big business' don't need smart leaders...as the leaders don't really do much; the second in command does. *nods*

[The Axe Effect]: IT WAS JOHNSON! I KNEW IT! I'm gonna KILL that bastard... (and make it look like he did it himself by dressing him up like a goth, cutting his wrists and playing Him and Evanescence (or whatever) in the background - on repeat...)

[Lethargic Panda]: ‘On repeat’ really cinches it...he'll never see it coming. Man, when littleuns don't come in here with those chips on their shoulders, we really haven't much to do. Eh, anyone up for a zany misadventure?

[The Axe Effect]: Sure... what's the plan?

[Lethargic Panda]: Erm, mishaps and hysteria? >.> Damn, zany misadventures aren't very plan-able. Bah, we could…still…have a flamboyant tea party, or something, I suppose.

[The Right]: May I spike the tea?

[Lethargic Panda]: Don't ask, just do. x.o

[The Axe Effect]: With what...?

[Lethargic Panda]: ...I suppose...that's a good thing to ask. >.>

[The Right]: I wasn't exactly sure yet....liqor or rat poison... your choice I suppose

[Lethargic Panda]: If you poison your company, it tends to be bad for business.

[The Right]: yet another youngin trying to talk shit : [jessie 999]

[The Axe Effect]: She definately is depressing... Really... I want to kill myself just reading the page...

[Lethargic Panda]: Bah, I couldn't be bothered with the trying...she looked happy in her pictures, though...that could've very easily not been her, as I didn't read those descriptions either. We need spice – we should see who can find the 'spiciest' (...and not just mexican) person. *nods*

[The Right]: hmmm....I think we need a mascot.

[Lethargic Panda]: Something more comical than a 'depressed' child, though. >.>

[The Axe Effect]: How about a certain cute purple dinosour, which we can subsequently quarter, gut, shoot an run over with a Hummer? That will sell our products, if you ask me... By the way... Don't we need a product or something...? To sell?

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Maybe we could just steal the Trix rabbit...everyone likes him. And as far as products are concerned, I believe that's your area, Schneider. >.>

[nokaredes]: I don't like the Trix rabbit. o_o

[Lethargic Panda]: Well you don't count as a person!

[nokaredes]: And why not?

[Lethargic Panda]: Does it matter?

[The Right]: I have a trix shirt... it's one of my favorite

[Lethargic Panda]: !!@! Reaffirming his greatness.

[The Axe Effect]: Products. Let's see. How about Energy Drinks with about 300 times the normal dose of Taurine and Caffeïne?

[The Right]: I guess that works.

[The Axe Effect]: Well We could really market that... We tell stupid goth kids that they'll die from it and tell elderly near death cases that it will make them feel more alive then they've felt in a LONG time...!

[The Right]: that works.

[Lethargic Panda]: ...<.< Right's constructive criticism is what keeps our business running like such a well oiled machine.

[spongemonkey]: XD Holy Christ, I love this idea!

[The Right]: make sure to package them in non-biodegradable containers!

[The Axe Effect]: I really wonder what made you post this comment... You would be jedi-kid-thingy...! Don't tell me you're depressed and want to die, please...!

[nokaredes]: I'm tired of seeing that comment. If I see it one more time, I'll report [tuff ghost], whether or not it's my wiki. And at least spell his name right...because there's only two N's in the name...

[The Axe Effect]: Ooh... he (or maybe she, you cannot be sure) does this stuff more often? Depressing... yet more... need boosterdrink...

[The Axe Effect]: Speaking of which... .In our brilliant plan we forgot the key element of marketing; BRANDING. What the <BEEP> are we gonna call our drink?

[Lethargic Panda]: Super Drink? >.> I challenge you to find someone (who counts as a person *glares at Allie*) who wouldn't want to partake in the ingestion of Super Drink.

[The Right]: super happy fun cola? Maybe we could purposely give it some... cheezy fake anime (sp?) package design....since Anime is now considered "hard core" or whatever

[Lethargic Panda]: Anime is considered hardcore? o.o; By whom?

[The Right]: eh. I'm just noticing alot of it on elftown houses... and I asked my little brother if I was missing something... he was like... "No, it's just scene. So fucking hardcore." I laughed my ass off, and wanted to beat my brother to death with a cd case at the same time

[nokaredes]: Why don't I count as a person? o_o And put bikini-clad anime girls on the package, that'll attract some attention ^_^

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o; I see. And...you just don't, stop asking!! I'm not sure if that's the audience we want to cater to.

[Sweetheart, you're a fucking trainwreck.]: so true...so joining! ^_^

[-.-]: cAILIE, you should be the one killing yourself, lmao!

[Lethargic Panda]: If wishes were horses.

[Lethargic Panda]: fight the normalcy. xD "You too, can be a solider." >.>

[Lethargic Panda]: ...You know, normally I would disagree with Lynney, entirely for the sake of disagreeing with Lynney, but you're a terrible little bother. Schneider, now’s a fine chance for you to peddle our products!

[-.-]: You love me deep down, I know it! Everyone does... *Snuggles and kisses* Yeah yeah I'll go!

[Lethargic Panda]: *shakes head*

[Lethargic Panda]: ...She killed it. x.x

[The Right]: urgh.

[Lethargic Panda]: I concur. How's?

[{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara]: It isnt cool to be depressed... it is a illness

[Fall Out Boy lover]: It is an illness.A chemicle imbalance.Deprssion killed my father.

[{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara]: Same here. Some people just dont understand that. They think that it is all fun and games and that everyone thinks that people say they are depressed because it is cool... What's so cool about it?

[The Right]: Some people just don't understand that alot of people do say they're depressed for the attention. If you have a chemical imbalance, you have a chemical imbalance.That's understandable.What I have a problem with is the little 14 year olds saying they're depressed and want to kill them selves for the attention.It's fucking annoying, and if you're that stupid, then you're wasting precious oxygen.

[{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara]: That I agree with. I just dont like how it is put. It just seems like your telling the depressed people to kill themselves

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: No, she's telling the little shits who don't have a life more than to tell everyone they're depressed for attention to fuck off. People with actual chemical imbalances that perservere everyday just to get by and be able to smile without anyone knowing they really have depression have to suffer the stereotypes of these little fucks when they actually do reach out for help. Teenage angst is one thing, actual depression that lasts for years and can run in families is another.

[{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara]: Hmm... Perhaps

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: Sorry for the vulgarity of my comment.

[{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara]: That doesn't bug me

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