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The guards enforce the rules on Elftown, reprimand trouble makers and ban repeat offenders.

To report another member, please read the instructions on Report!


Elftown Guard Team

Town Guard


Town Guard Lieutenant

Town Guard Captain



(Webart by [Calico Tiger])

Please see Elftown - Rules & Uploading Art Rules to find out what Elftown's rules are.

If you wish to report someone please use the report function on member's houses, rather than messaging the Guards.

Please note that only the Lieutenants and the Captain can handle issues concerning harassment in messages.

[Hedda] should only be contacted regarding account issues.

Town Guard Veterans

Veterans#Guards: These are retired Town Guards.


Patrollers: Vigilantly report violations of the Uploading Art Rules to the Guards team.

Use the comment section for Guard related questions and issues only.


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2017-08-19 [Killopkie]: *walks along with a broom knocking cobwebs down*

2017-08-26 [Yuriona]: *sweeps the floor*

2017-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: *continues hanging up hand woven spiderwebs*

2017-11-18 [Imperator]: Hey everybody! I have stuff that I want to say and I want to say it in a place where it doesn't belong!! *takes deep breath* ...

2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: We're trying to have an important conversation about spiderwebs here.

2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: I thought we were discussing cobwebs.

2017-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: No, no. You're thinking of corn on the cob. We were definitely talking about spiderwebs.

2017-11-18 [Yuriona]: Ah, yes. I could see how I could get those two confused.

2019-09-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Am I a Guard yet?

2019-09-21 [Yuriona]: Nope.

2019-10-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: How about me?

2019-10-27 [Yuriona]: Definitely not.

2019-10-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, what about me?!

2019-10-27 [Yuriona]: Still no.

2019-10-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Rude.

2019-10-28 [Yuriona]: Thank you for your continued enquiries. The status of your application has not changed and remains as rejected. Have a nice day.


2020-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Sucks for that guy. What about me though?

2020-08-13 [Yuriona]: Uh... no.

2020-08-14 [Paul Doyle]: If it's any consolation , I hear the gourds are hiring

2021-05-07 [Mortified Penguin]: How about now? If not, I can come back in seven years and ask again.

2021-05-08 [Yuriona]: Do that.

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