2007-09-22 [Calico Tiger]: This is going to take a lot of halping!
2007-09-22 [iippo]: ;_; Haaaalp moar!
2007-09-22 [ally]: Can I halp you twice?
2007-09-22 [SilverFire]: I think halping twice is okay. :P
2007-09-22 [Aradon Templar]: With only five thousand or so active members, iippo's going to need lots of halping :)
2007-09-22 [Aradon Templar]: iippo isn't capitalized, and shouldn't be.
2007-09-22 [Titus (Cammy)]: I'm sorry.
2007-09-23 [SilverFire]: iippo is so special that grammar doesn't apply to her. Take that, Chuck Norris.
2007-09-23 [Isilando]: I sense cheating in the counter.. Or wrong maths either way >.<
2007-09-23 [SilverFire]: Erhm, seems right now, to me?
2007-09-23 [Isilando]: or now? : P 14 + 99,986 = 100,000 .. hopefully..
2007-09-23 [SilverFire]: Sure, but I don't know where you got 14 from ;)
2007-09-23 [SilverFire]: As far as I can see, we have 23 halps. SO with your permission, I'll change the number back. :P
2007-09-24 [iippo]: Do we count Facebook halps here too, Silvie?
2007-09-24 [SilverFire]: Nah, let's not. Don't want too much facebook taint on ET :P
2007-09-24 [Isilando]: Why do I count 16 now? : OO What is happening!! And I count the double halps too!
2007-09-24 [iippo]: That's because the maths you use, isibot, are not real-life maths. You are on a higher sphere than the world. But that's okay, we still love you :3
2007-09-24 [SilverFire]: If you were only counting usernames, they sure, you'd get 16. However, if you read the whole line, you'll get 26. :P
2007-09-24 [Calico Tiger]: It's cause Isi doesn't read, he just counts ;) *slobbers the living daylights out of him*
2007-09-24 [Isilando]: Damn you ready people. Texts are there for deco! : p
2007-09-25 [Teufelsweib]: this isn't hurrying up -_-;
2007-09-26 [pixish]: ohhhh :3 The kitty halped iippo :3 How many halps is his cuteness worth?
2007-09-26 [SilverFire]: :O ahaws, but good question. O.o
2007-09-26 [All_Most PUNK]: I think that the people halping iippo should lower the number of satellites or this will be an infinite struggle.
2007-09-26 [Cia_mar]: lol
2007-09-26 [Triola]: Or, at least, when we decide to count through we let SilverFire do it, because she gets higher numbers than Isilando :P
2007-09-26 [smakeupfx]: i've heard a rummor that iippo halps herself all the time... but that's just rumor ;-P
2007-09-26 [Cia_mar]: well what woman doesnt?!??!
i mean if we waited for someone else to halp us when we needed it, we may have to wait a long time!
and who would want that?!?!?!
2007-09-26 [Calico Tiger]: *halps Cia-mar*
2007-09-26 [smakeupfx]: LOL... you didn't even buy her dinner first ;-P
2007-09-26 [smakeupfx]: you say used like it's a bad thing ;-) besides, I hear Cali only halps the best
2007-09-26 [Cia_mar]: *blushes*
no i think that she halped just fine!!!!
remo is still much better.......
2007-09-26 [Calico Tiger]: :P
2007-09-26 [Cia_mar]: well, what can i say... i need very special halp... and he certainly can do that!
2007-09-27 [Isilando]: "Touch a woman’s mind and you get her interest Touch her heart and you get her love But touch her soul and you get passion beyond your wildest dreams And once you have touched all three, you have found your soulmate for all eternity"
I was expecting the last "touch her ..." to be shocking but it wasn't : (
2007-09-27 [iippo]: I think in that text, the word "soul" is being used as an euphenim for "clitoris".
2007-09-27 [Teufelsweib]: you two are being mean =p
2007-09-27 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!
2007-09-27 [smakeupfx]: always loved soul food *smirk* ... and HALP ;-P
2007-09-27 [Cia_mar]: roflol.....*re
2007-09-27 [Levoton]: If we (19 (who knows how I should count things)) all get masks and I can rely on that number up there, 4997.45 satellites are still fixed on the real iippo. ;)
2007-09-28 [Silver]: *silver wonders if he should get to know this iippo character before he attempts to halp out*
2007-09-29 [Moonknight]: this is very confusing,.
2007-09-29 [Aradon Templar]: Well I shall explain. iippo's being guarded by lots of killer satellites, and needs our halp. So halp her!
2007-09-29 [iippo]: You don't have to if you don't wat to, silver :P
And Key: wha? o.O
2007-09-29 [Aradon Templar]: iippo, if we all wear iippo-masks so the satellites follow all of us, they'd have to split up into only about five thousand satellites per person. But I don't think I could pass as an iippo. I have hair :(
2007-09-29 [grayghost]: looks strange with a Iippo mask facing backwards on his head.Tries walking backwards and imedietly trips and falls
2007-09-29 [Aradon Templar]: iippo doesn't have a capital I in it ;_;
2007-09-29 [Teufelsweib]: nobody yet tried the iIppo though...
2007-09-29 [Calico Tiger]: If iippo doesn't mind people putting in capitalization
2007-09-29 [All_Most PUNK]: I'm sure people have done I-ippod already.
2007-09-29 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! I didn't think of that one x)
2007-09-30 [Silver]: v_v mwew?*tilts* this should be interesting once it's done :3
2007-09-30 [iippo]: *minds the capital I* It makes it look like lippo, and that is a fishing device >.< *is not fishing device*
2007-09-30 [Teufelsweib]: but your name IS pronounced like...jip-po, right? rhymes with hippo?
2007-09-30 [iippo]: It's eep-poh. It doesn't rhyme smoothly with hippo, the double-p in iippo is more... doubly. Hippo is pronounced more like hip-oh.
2007-09-30 [Teufelsweib]: when I try to pronounce it doubly it sounds more like... eepepoh O_o
*is sitting here mumbling "iippo" all the time -_-*
2007-09-30 [iippo]: There is a voice clip of me saying iippo somewhere... in Junk forum at least. PUNK might have an idea how to find it (if I sent it to him in a message, which I may have not done)
2007-09-30 [Teufelsweib]: ah, the finnish way =p
2007-09-30 [kay-chan]: It's sort of a japanese pronunciation, too... >.>
2007-09-30 [All_Most PUNK]: Sorry about the capital I. It was necesary.
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Did you mean: necessary
2007-10-01 [Calico Tiger]: *grins* fuschia!!!!
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: AaaaaaaaaaHHHH
2007-10-01 [Calico Tiger]: *sweeps up the Linderel confetti into a bag*
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: *the little pieces of Lami weep in anguish*
2007-10-01 [Calico Tiger]: Ok ok, fuchsia fuchsia fuchsia. All better? :D
Although, I almost made the same typo as Sunrose. That "k" really wants to go in there xD
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Much :P Can't help that I have an obsession...
xD You're all just gutterbrains :P
2007-10-01 [kay-chan]: lol u guyz r crazey
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Ofmg *dies again*
Why must people extract pleasure from torturing me? ;___;
2007-10-01 [kay-chan]: It's funny to see the way you contort when you die. :D
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: You're all a bloody bunch of sadists! :P *spanks*
2007-10-01 [kay-chan]: This butt was not made for spanking!
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Tough xD
Oh blah, too tired to play Dominatrix . Have a cookie.
2007-10-01 [kay-chan]: Deeeelicious.
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Hmmm gotta bake again sometime soon.
2007-10-01 [All_Most PUNK]: Nop, I meant necesary.
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: *falls over*
2007-10-01 [smakeupfx]: halps for fun
2007-10-01 [All_Most PUNK]: Ummm... maybe that was a little too much for Lami :P
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: :P
2007-10-01 [Teufelsweib]: Lami, bake another breadcakedough
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: Hahahahaha xD
I'm telling you, usually it's less dough and more like... what it should be. :P
2007-10-01 [Teufelsweib]: I believe you, I really do =p
the jacks liked it though =p (so did I actually, but I shouldn't admit I liked a failed cakebread xD)
2007-10-01 [Linderel]: *giggle* xD
2007-10-02 [Silver]: how can cakebread fail?._. mew?
2007-10-02 [Aradon Templar]: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
2007-10-02 [kay-chan]: *cue Monty Python quotes*
2007-10-02 [smakeupfx]: "and after the spankings..... the oral sex"
that one? hehe
2007-10-02 [Silver]: "Camelot! Camelot!! Camelot!!...It
2007-10-02 [smakeupfx]: ahhhh, oops *smirk* *halps again for good measure*
2007-10-03 [Isilando]: * could be a cheater a write some program to automatically halp iippo every 5 minutes or so. That counts as a bot though and I believe hedda would not like it and kick me out of ETz forevah *
2007-10-03 [iippo]: Halp! Halp! I'm being oppressed!
2007-10-03 [smakeupfx]: *sings* I get by with a little halp, from my friends....
2007-10-06 [Calico Tiger]: Halp, I need somebody,
Halp, not just anybody,
Halp, you know I need someone, halp.
2007-10-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Stinkin' Beatles...
2007-10-06 [iippo]: -_- Get behind me, thou blasphemer.
2007-10-06 [Lothuriel]: *GASP*
2007-10-07 [Triola]: Wow, this is awesome. I'm halping without even lifting a finger to write anything myself :3
2007-10-07 [All_Most PUNK]: Yeah, about that... maybe you could be a little more active in the rescue attempt :P
2007-10-07 [Triola]: But you're doing so well! :P
2007-10-07 [All_Most PUNK]: But I was the one being rescued. And my ankle still hurts.
2007-10-07 [Triola]: Aww, poor dear *pats*
2007-10-07 [All_Most PUNK]: *was patted on the ankle* *screams in pain*
2007-10-07 [Triola]: Crybaby.
2007-10-07 [kay-chan]: You crazy kids. In my day, we fell down stairs on the way to school! 10 miles! In the rain!
2007-10-07 [Aeolynn]: uphill both ways in hip deep snow!
2007-10-08 [kay-chan]: It was both raining AND snowing! With hail! And brimstone! And we had NO SHOES!
2007-10-08 [Cia_mar]: i think you all should read this...if you ar not already familiar with it:
2007-10-08 [kay-chan]: That was like... dialogue out of my HOUSE.
2007-10-08 [Cia_mar]: i love that skit!!!!
2007-10-08 [kay-chan]: My mom: We just wrapped our feet in newspaper!
Three other people, simultaneously
2007-10-08 [Cia_mar]: HAHAHAHAHH!!!!
2007-10-08 [Cia_mar]: this was useful:
2007-10-08 [Silver]: the H.A.L.P. gun will fire again....it shall be grand!
2007-10-08 [All_Most PUNK]: The war is escalating. The conflict is erupting in every corner of the galaxy... well, not every corner, only the one where iippo is being guarded.
2007-10-11 [Lite]: Hey silver, just make sure you don't kill anyone else in the process... Or yourself...
2007-10-11 [Silver]: oh really? well if that doesn't spoil my fun then what ever will >:3 it's probly just the accelerator is all, it'll punch clean through, though I do wonder wether plasma would have been the more prudent method..hmm...
2007-10-11 [Lite]: lol...just dont kill me...im armed
2007-10-11 [iippo]: Wouldn't that be an incentive to kill you more, to make sure you aren't a threat?
2007-10-11 [kay-chan]: Kill you more? Like... kill you until you are dead?
2007-10-11 [Lite]: lol! Im on your side! Im helpin save u iippo, riiight?
2007-10-11 [Lite]: I wasted all my ammo anyway...
2007-10-11 [Lite]: by the way, was this halps iippo idea yours iippo or silverfire's?
2007-10-11 [Lite]: lol... and how does iippo feel about being trapped behind 100000 satelites???
2007-10-11 [SilverFire]: Well, given the fact that we're halping her because she asked for halp, I'd say she'd rather be free. :P
2007-10-12 [iippo]: The original mood (in Facebook): "iippo is guarded by a hundred thousand killer satellites. HALP!"
2007-10-12 [Lite]: seems like you're REAL popular, iippo (or betta be if you want out of this mess, lol)
2007-10-12 [kay-chan]: Haha, I halped on Facebook.
2007-10-13 [iippo]: I'm dependent on the goodwill of all humanity for this dealy-o. ;) I have complete faith in you all!
2007-10-13 [Draugluin]: o.O Even me? What's wrong with you iippo, I thought you had enough sense to at least not place your safety partly in my hands. Especially when you are being guarded by .... 99892 killer satellites.
2007-10-13 [iippo]: I wonder if the satellites will kill me before I've been halped enough. They are killer satellites after all. Then again, I might be run over by a bus tomorrow, so it probably doesn't matter too much. :)
2007-10-13 [Draugluin]: But you are being guarded by them, Why would they kill you... Unless of course you try and escape. =3
2007-10-15 [Lite]: Well, accidents happen, and killer satelites have killer tempers...
2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: *grins*
2007-11-07 [Triola]: Man, you've been busy o.O
2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: that's why I didn't post here for so long =O
you didn't think I forgot about this wiki, did you? =p
2007-11-07 [Triola]: Of course not! And I didn't either, and I certainly didn't suddenly remember it when Calico posted this morning! :O
2007-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: of course not, I wouldn't dare to think that, silly girl!
2007-11-07 [Triola]: Well, as long as we're clear on that :P
2007-11-07 [SilverFire]: Okay, 30 or so satellites at once is cool, 99,000 is pushing it, just a little. ;)
2007-11-07 [Triola]: :O Silvie revived the satellites! She is also a secret killer satellite agent! :O
2007-11-07 [smakeupfx]: *big wet birthday HALP*
2007-11-08 [Silver]: halppy birthday?
2007-11-25 [Lite]: Next shall come the airships...
2008-03-18 [grayghost]: starts running (buggs bunny and elmor fud videos)ten satellites crack appart with evil glee!
leaving umm? Ahh whats the count now please?? Birthday HUGS!! Halp
2008-08-30 [grayghost]: halps ippo
2010-10-17 [pixish]: wiki bomb!
2010-10-17 [pixish]: *Plus Halps*