2011-09-29 [hanhepi]: You really can't. The reasoning behind not being able to delete the account is we hope that one day you'll decide you really want to be here after all.
2011-12-15 [sickelfmaster]: this is unconstitution
2011-12-15 [sickelfmaster]: i joined this website as a joke and its awful so kick me
2011-12-15 [sickelfmaster]: let me outtttttt
2011-12-15 [Teufelsweib]: you can't, you can delete your description, name and everything and never log in again, but you can't delete your account.
2012-03-03 [hjkhjk]: when the developer created this site I think they forgot to run through the CRUD design... right now it is CRU no DELETE ><
2012-05-10 [~yup thats me~]: How do I delete my profile?
2012-05-10 [Yuriona]: Read up two comments.
2013-05-02 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: Can someone tell me how to upload a photo from a iPhone please cause I have a photo I want to use as my profile pic but I can't upload it
2013-05-02 [SilverFire]: Elftown's not really phone-friendly and I don't think you can upload a photo from your iPhone directly, sorry. :(
2013-05-02 [The Crimsonwolf of the Hidden Leaf]: Ok
2013-05-08 [thorfinn]: how do i submit a story and become and an elfwood writer?
2013-05-08 [SilverFire]: Elfwood and Elftown are two separate things. :) If you want to become an Elfwood writer, you need to join that site (http://www.elf
If you want to submit a story here, on Elftown, you should checked out the Featured Story.
2013-08-22 [Pichu Yang]: Poor website, can't get deleted my account.
It is a big joke when I heard you can't remove the memory although you don't want it anymore.
And this website is very clutter, unfriendly GUI.
2014-01-04 [Lady_Tigreshee]: Wow, I joined in 2005 and I've not been here since. Please delete my account. Honestly, having my account chew up needed server space is a waste. You could upload someone's artwork for this space. Please delete my account. Thank you.
2014-11-07 [Douchbag11]: Fun fact,seeing as I've read up on things,if a person does wish to delete and account and funny thing here A LOT OF PEOPLE DO,the admins of a page are obliged to delete the account,now if the admins of the page refuse,+ to do just that,the can (and trust me will) be sued for missuse of personal information that has been given upon registering,so please do delete the accounts that are asked to be deleted ,my account insluded seeing as I made it while I was a brat that actually thought this was fun.You have a week time to delete my account,cuz I swear to god I will sue yer asses if you dont.The accounts I want you to delete are Blitzking22 and this account.
2014-11-07 [Douchbag12]: Yea Delete Douchbag12 too(was Blitzking22)
2015-01-03 [delete_001]: please delete account "delete_001"
2017-01-26 [violentworld]: please delete "violent_world
2017-01-27 [Paul Doyle]: How do I explain the appeal of shredded wheat to the unshredded masses?
2017-05-20 [deletedguy]: please delete "deletedguy"