Wiki:
Page name: Playgans Songs [Logged in view] [RSS]
2005-09-22 12:50:07
Last author: Rondel
Owner: Rondel
# of watchers: 7
Fans: 0
D20: 13
Bookmark and Share

Welcome

to

Playgans Songs




This wiki is related to the Playgans wiki, dedicated to exposing Playgans (see wiki for definition) to the ridicule which they so richly deserve. As noted on Playgans, none of the members of this wiki have any issue with, nor mean any offense to, REAL pagans, Wiccans, witches, etc. Our only complaint is against those who lay claim to being these things for the purpose of getting attention or making themselves look special, and who, in the process, degrade the reputation of religions which others take very seriously.

That said, on to the purpose of this wiki: songs which ridicule Playgans, or expose their faults and flaws.

We begin with the song which inspired the creation of this wiki:




Wiccan Wannabe Mystic Bullshit Spouting Blues



by
Ken and Rondel Linder

aka
[BarleySinger] and [Rondel]


Well, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;
Well, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;
I've read Tolkein, and Bradley, and Mercedes Lackey
I wear silver skull jewelry that's really tacky
Yes, I've read all the best fantasy around, you know
- yes, you know;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;
Yes, I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;
When I do it, I talk pompous in a silly way,
'Til my fake Gaelic accent makes you run away
I channel me a druid who's been dead for a thousand years,
- thousand years;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;
Yes, I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;
You know that I'm a dragon, in another dimension
I'm from the Seelie Court, I'm just here on detention
I walk across the field, scream "Psychic Attack!" and fall down,
- I fall down;


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!
Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!
I'm a Ninja in my spare time, please be kind and don't tell,
I fight demons when I dreamscape in the depths of Hell
Well, if you piss me off, I'll throw psychic shuriken,
- sure I can!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!
Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!
It's a Voodoo deity in a Wiccan forum
I've got personalities enough to make a quorum,
Well, I channel me the Blue God in the middle of Circle, how rude
- how rude!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian
Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian
I know that the vampires are real, you see,
They're always watching us through the electricity
Well if you ask me, I'll tell you I'm the Tigard Guardian,
- Guardian


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


* Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.
Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.
We learned how to do magick just from watching The Craft,
And from Practical Magic, and soon nobody laughed,
Well, my sisters and I are the Charmed Ones, please don't tell,
- please don't tell.


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too
I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too
Well, I got my religion from a show on TV
And now my mystic powers keep on frightening me
I watched Charmed and The Craft, and now I'm a Wiccan too,
- Wiccan too


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.


Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!
Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!
I'll help Karma get that shop back, and their danger starts now,
I once stopped a tornado, so you know I know how,
Well I bought a Book of Shadows, but they ripped me off, - it's blank!
- yes, it's blank!


I'm a Wiccan Wannabe, fantasy artist,
I know that I'm right, because I'm lying my hardest,
- mm-mm, mm-mm.
- mm-mm, mm-mm.



(please feel free to add verses, and SEND US COPIES
- all real people and "real" claims please, unless otherwise noted!)

* Fictional Verse
All other individuals mentioned are real people, whose names are being withheld out of tact and kindness, though some verses may contain elements from more than one individual.





So there you have it, folks! A wiki dedicated to the music of the Playgan world -- feel free to add to it! If you don't have the ability to do so, talk to [Delladreing]; she can add you to the Playgans forum, and you'll get editing access to this page, once you're a forum member.




Username (or number or email):

Password:

2005-10-01 [BarleySinger]: There is a Wiki here on Elftown for people who really like Malfoil in the Harry Potter series.....and I did notice at least one major person in TV who obviously noticed that way too many of his fans were SCARY....and that was the creater of Buffy/Angel. He did a thing in the Buffy series with "the Triad"....a group of "fan boys" gone bad, and toward the end of the series he had the "Buffy Charater" say outright to the only surviving member of "the Triad" (who had killed another one of the Triad) to "stop it", that "he had killed his friend" and that he was always acting like "life was just a story"...and that it wasn't. It was real an he really did kill his best friend.

2005-10-01 [BarleySinger]: By the way, I'm glad you like the song. I wish I had time & health to set up the recording studio to record you folks a rough mp3 so that you can at least hear the tune and the style. I have that equipment only due to the massive and amazing efforts of my wife [Rondel] who worked from home while disabled and in horrific pain, doing top notch web design work. She bought me that equipment. At times she typed so much that she was unable to move her arms well enough to feed herself...all in order to pay for that equipment...all because she loves me and believes in my musical abilities. There isn't an mp3 of mine online that is not there because of her, and a lot of music never would have

2005-10-01 [BarleySinger]: written at all without the software, the mac, and the other stuff. I owe her a debt of gratitude that I can never repay...but then that's what real love is about isn't it. The dying grain god doesn't ask for thanks it is its nature (neither did she...an neither do I for what I do in our love and our family). Just a lyric snippit of mine for you to end this message on - "Hang your head down heavy like the barley grain, standing full and fated for to die. See the mourners passing for the barley grain. See the sun die slowly in the sky." If you like I'll give you the rest of the words sometime. I like that song and really want to record it.

2005-10-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ooh, I like that one too! I hope you get to record it sometime! There's a new music production studio at my school, but as you're in Australia, I can't bring you in. -sigh-

2005-12-09 [Falx]: ROFLMAO!

2005-12-09 [Delladreing]: knew you'd get here eventually

2005-12-09 [Falx]: Perhaps I can write up a verse about the guy from my college who swore he was "Lord Cyclonis, Master of the Astral Plane" or about his friend who was a wolf totem and claimed to be the 5th rider of the Apocolypse.

2005-12-09 [Falx]: Aww... Dela... You know I can't stay away from this sort of thing for too long. ^_^

2005-12-09 [Delladreing]: I know, and by all means feel free to submit, I'll need to add you to the forumy though

2005-12-09 [Falx]: Okie Doke

2006-01-09 [SilverFire]: *haunts teh Dela*

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: <.<'  >.>'

2006-01-10 [Fireblade K'Chona]: There's a forum?!

2006-01-10 [Delladreing]: yes :) keeps my pages safe from hackers and lets members add things

2006-01-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ah, I see.

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: want in?

2006-01-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Sure!

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: righto

2006-01-30 [Sobre is the shit]: holy shit! that rocked!

2006-01-30 [Delladreing]: :)

2006-12-14 [Rondel]: *shameless promotion mode*

Yule Carols -- at http://willow.creative-interweb.com/library/songbook/carols or http://members.tripod.com/~Willow_Firesong/YulCarls or http://willow.creative-interweb.com/old_site/YulCarls

Enjoy -- even if there is one terribly obscene one in the collection. There's even a free MP3 of a fully original Winter Solstice song, available at that site. Most are pagan words to traditional carol tunes, though -- some serious, some funny, some vaguely ridiculous (like Dancing in a Wiccan Wonderland). Still, worth a browse, especially at this time of year. :) No?

Number of comments: 52
Older comments: (Last 200) 2 1 .0.

Show these comments on your site

Elftown - Wiki, forums, community and friendship. Sister-site to Elfwood