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Grade "A" Stalker
At film's beginning, we are introduced to a little girl named May, who was born with a lazy eye. Her appearance obsessed mother insist that May cover it with a pirate-like patch and then hide the patch with her hair. Naturally, this doesn't work and years later, May is still friendless, ostracized by the other children because of her defect. So May's mother gives her a doll in a glass case, telling her that if you can't find a friend, you can "make one." May is not allowed to remove the doll from it's enclosure (and her uptight mother is upset when May rips the gift wrap, disgusted that May has "ruined it") and so May's only friend remains forever out of reach, untouchable and unable to provide much love or comfort.
Fast forward about a decade and a half and May is now a girl in her early 20s, working in a veterinary clinic and still as shy and friendless as she ever has been. There's nothing wrong with her, per se; she's pretty and smart, but much like her predecessor Carrie White, she has no self-esteem and no understanding of what love and friendship really is. She meets a boy who likes to make gruesome art films which feature people in love eating each other...but when she bites him and draws blood during an intimate moment, he rejects her as being "too weird" even though a confused May insists that it's "just like his movie." She's seduced by a lesbian who is at first disgusted by May's penchant for self-mutilatio This film is almost as obsessed with eye-horror as Lucio Fulci was. May, like her mother, is obsessed with appearances, but perhaps not in the way that her neat-as-a-pin mother might have hoped. May wants to be seen, to be accepted as a whole, and yet she herself can only see parts...hands, legs, throats, whatever a person's best feature happens to be. When she is rejected by her boyfriend, she turns to a group of blind children, perhaps thinking that it is better not to be seen at all and accepted anyway - but the blind children reject her too, throwing May over for her doll and releasing it from it's glass case in a scene that finally sends May over the edge. May finally takes her mother's advice - "If you can't find a friend, make one" - a tad too literally. May "becomes" the doll, the only friend she ever had, and one by one, she hunts down everyone who has ever rejected her, collecting their lovely body parts, intent on "making" her own friend with the pieces she drags back home. May is a tale of incredible loneliness and sorrow. May is no boogeyman, butchering shallow teens and beautiful twenty-somethi She is simply a damaged person who has never been touched or known love and friendship and, in turn, has never experienced heartbreak or betrayal at the hands of said same. She has lived her entire life in a glass case, looking out and being looked in at, and when she finally realizes how painful friendship and love can be, she simply cannot handle it. Angela Bettis turns in a very believable and near flawless performance as May, playing her as a clumsy, twitchy, and sometimes downright dumpy, young woman who is totally devoid of social skills through no real fault of her own. I couldn't help but feel terribly sorry for May, yet at the same time, I cringed along with her friends, who grew more uncomfortable with her the more she showed them her true self. Author: TikiReaper fom IMDB.com Author: Todd Baldridge Author: Sujit R. Varma Author: Derek O'Cain Back To SHU -All images, copyrights, and trademarks are recognized as property of their respected owners and of their afiliates and are only used for educative purposes. -Special thanks to http://www.imd
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Single White Female
Alison "Allie" Jones is a software designer in New York City. While her professional star is on the rise -- she has created a computer software package that will revolutionize the fashion world -- her personal life is a mess. Allie banishes her fiancé Sam Rawson from her rent-controlle
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The Woodsman
After twelve years in prison, Walter arrives in an unnamed city, moves into a small apartment across the street from an elementary school, gets a job at a lumberyard, and mostly keeps to himself. A quiet, guarded man, Walter finds unexpected solace from Vickie, a tough-talking woman who promises not to judge him for his history. But Walter cannot escape his past. A convicted sex offender, Walter is warily eyed by his brother-in-law
reference: http://www.imd

One Hour Photo
A department store photo clerk, Seymour 'Sy' Parrish, is exceptionally knowledgeable about photography, and has been developing photos for the Yorkin family since their son was a baby. However, Sy also lives a very solitary and lonely life - with no wife, girlfriend, or family in the picture. Sy begins to develop a disturbing obsession with the Yorkins and what they have, and when he is fired for theft he goes over the top. Having discovered a disturbing secret about Mr. Yorkin, he exacts angry revenge in a chilling manner...
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2007-01-25 [la vie lemon]: Why'd you move the page?
2007-01-25 [Pillowthief]: The first one was just for May the Movie, I thought it was a little redundant to make a wiki for each movie... Crap, I still havent finished this wiki...
2007-02-06 [nokaredes]: I feel like there are too many people watching the main SHU page and therefore I do not want to talk about my stalker(s) on it.
2007-02-06 [Pillowthief]: Doesnt that defeat the purpose of SHU? We could always create a wiki like last time that only a few of us know about...
2007-02-06 [Pillowthief]: ...Like this one for example.
2007-02-06 [Pillowthief]: Only this one has links to it.
2007-02-07 [nokaredes]: I think it does defeat the purpose of our stalker anti-fan club... but... I just don't know who's watching over there...
2007-05-10 [Pillowthief]: Finished updating.
2007-05-10 [nokaredes]: How's The Woodsman a stalking-relat
2007-05-10 [Pillowthief]: I dont know. You told me it was a Stalker movie. Ive never seen it personally. I think its more of a phoediphile movie than anything else... I might remove it.
2007-05-10 [nokaredes]: I forgot all about it. I don't even remember having seen it. XD
2007-05-10 [Pillowthief]: *Note to self, watch movies before putting up on RV*
2007-05-10 [nokaredes]: Have you seen the other 3?
2007-05-11 [Pillowthief]: Yup, but for some reason cant remember SWF. May is the ultimate Stalker movie, definately one you need to watch.
2007-05-11 [nokaredes]: I've seen it. I don't know if she was very stalkerish. Creepy, yes.
2007-05-11 [Pillowthief]: *You have very beautiful hands*
I had a couple of Stalkers say that to me, I know exactly how creapy it really is...
2007-05-11 [nokaredes]: My stalkers have always been sort of narcissistic; they've never mentioned how beautiful specific body part of mine are...
2007-06-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha! Allie's a single white female... *eats ramen*...
2007-06-04 [Pillowthief]: ...I wish I was a single white female...
2007-06-05 [Mortified Penguin]: ...what?! ...a single white female?! ...racist... *eats ramen*...
2008-08-15 [nokaredes]: ...why is Play Misty For Me not on this list? It's a freaking classic! D:
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