2008-03-15 [Mortified Penguin]: But don't you think the judge was a little too harsh...? ...I mean... 600 miles? ...I think he might have been over doing it a little...
2008-03-15 [Pillowthief]: Its called a safety barrier, and it makes me feel safe.
2008-03-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmmm... Makes sense... perhaps I shall get one as well...
2008-03-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: I get someone to film you in the shower cause I'm here and not there.
2008-03-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Lucky for me, I don't shower... *eats ramen*...
2008-03-16 [Pillowthief]: Damn me and my personal hygene!
2008-03-16 [Mortified Penguin]: I warned you about that soap...
2008-03-16 [Pillowthief]: But I like smelling good!
2008-03-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: *giggles*I'm just kidding,or am I?
2008-03-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *stabs misty*
2008-03-23 [nokaredes]: Great. Now we'll never know if she was kidding or not. Thanks, Mortimer.
2008-03-23 [Pillowthief]: At least I smell good. Thats what really matters.
2008-03-31 [nokaredes]: And anyone with a smellophone knows that.
2008-03-31 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol
2008-03-31 [Pillowthief]: Ring ring ring, Smellophon... wait. No.
2008-03-31 [Pillowthief]: Random fact:
I attract Stalkers more in the springtime.
In the last two weeks Ive have 9 offers to go home with chicks- a total of 7 out of 9 were classified as Stalkers, 3 of those 7 were alcohol related. 5 were persistent, of those 5, 3 begged. Also note that using the line "I have a girlfriend" (even though I dont have one) had no effect on 5 out of the 7.
2008-03-31 [Mortified Penguin]: ...and you rejected nine chicks... why?
2008-03-31 [Pillowthief]: I only rejected 7 of them... I dont take chances with Stalkers anymore, unless its definitely going to be worth my time...
2008-03-31 [Mortified Penguin]: If they're hot, who cares...
2008-03-31 [Pillowthief]: Sorry, but Im not going to sacrifice myself to have sex with one hot Stalker. I can have sex with other hot chicks- ones without homicidal tendencies.
2008-04-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Homocidal tendencies mean nothing if she has a nice body...
2008-04-01 [nokaredes]: Random fact: I feel like stalking and/or killing people more in the halfway-time between winter and spring.
2008-04-01 [Pillowthief]: Frikkin' Stalkers...
2008-04-02 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't feel like killing anyone.
2008-04-02 [Pillowthief]: ...Um. Thats good. I guess.
*Take her now that her homicidal tendencies have receded!*
2008-04-03 [Mortified Penguin]: ...yes, but has her face receded yet?
2008-04-03 [Pillowthief]: Good point. Send in Hung Foo Poey!
2008-04-03 [Mortified Penguin]: And his cousin... Voo Doo Chewie.
2008-04-03 [~Crimson Angel~]: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!
2008-04-04 [Pillowthief]: Ooh, used to have a brother who looked like Voo Doo Chewie. If it hadnt been for that terrible accident...
2008-04-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Lawn chair explosion?
2008-04-05 [~Crimson Angel~]: *sighs*
2008-04-05 [Pillowthief]: *sob*
2008-04-06 [~Crimson Angel~]: What's wrong?
2008-04-07 [Pillowthief]: Memories... *sniff* ...just painfull memories.
2008-04-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Painful, hilarious memories... *pats pillowthief's back*... *inconspicuous
2008-04-07 [Pillowthief]: Whats this? I seem to have smeared smile on my shirt. Damn, I just did laundry the other day!
2008-04-08 [Mortified Penguin]: I pay some Mexican lady to do my laundry! ...man... if we hadn't lost that civil war, I wouldn't have to pay her twelve cents an hour at all...
2008-04-08 [Mortified Penguin]: ...hmm... I think I find my own comment offensive towards myself... *eats ramen*... oh well... *shoots Mexicans jumping over the border*...
2008-04-08 [Pillowthief]: They cant 'jump the border' anymore remember? Bush had this 12 foot wall constructed so now its more of a 'dig under the border' than anything else.
2008-04-08 [Mortified Penguin]: ...according to some show I watched, the Mexicans made it into the US the fastest by cutting straight through the wall... second was digging, I think... third was climbing...
2008-04-08 [Pillowthief]: They 'cut' through our wall? What the hell did we make it out of, refried beans?
2008-04-08 [Mortified Penguin]: No... tortilla shells.
2008-04-09 [Pillowthief]: Damn us for not having foresight!
2008-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I don't think the rice wall on the west coast is keeping the Asians out either...
2008-04-09 [Pillowthief]: We cant keep the Canadians out either!
2008-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: That's what guns are for. ...*pats ol' Rusty*... *Rusty explodes*...
2008-04-13 [nokaredes]: Canadians are awesome. Why would you want to keep them out?
2008-04-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Canadians act all French-like... and therefore are our enemies.
2008-04-15 [Pillowthief]: Yeah. Um... And they're Canadianian!
2008-04-15 [Mortified Penguin]: ...darn! I forgot. Stinkin' Canadianians..
2008-04-19 [~Crimson Angel~]: *twitch*
2008-04-23 [Pillowthief]: *Shoots twitch*
2008-04-23 [iippo]: XD
2008-04-25 [~Crimson Angel~]: *twitches*
2008-04-25 [Pillowthief]: *Hadokens twitches*
2008-04-26 [~Crimson Angel~]: WHAT THE FUCK?!
2008-04-27 [nokaredes]: Have you ever seen the "time: some people have too much of it" motivator?
2008-04-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Screw the Hadoken... nobody hadokens anymore. It's all about the kamehameha...
2008-04-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: *blinks*
2008-04-27 [Pillowthief]: I thought I fixed that... Hang on a min.
2008-04-28 [nokaredes]: Fixed what? o_O
2008-04-28 [Pillowthief]: *Harpoons Mistys eyes*
There. All fixed.
2008-04-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Did you get the other eye? ...the one on the other side of the head?
2008-04-30 [Pillowthief]: NooOOoo?!?
2008-04-30 [Mortified Penguin]: ...that Misty sure is strange... with it's multiple eyes...
2008-04-30 [Pillowthief]: *pokes eye out with finger, as Mort hasn't ordered anymore harpoons from Shin Chan*
2008-04-30 [Mortified Penguin]: *orders more harpoons, but they "fall off" the UPS truck*
2008-05-01 [Pillowthief]: Damn you, UPS! (Orders more from Fedex, secretly through Shin Chan, even though I only have a 15% discount)
2008-05-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Who raised your discount that high?!
2008-05-01 [Pillowthief]: Im ordering in bulk...
2008-05-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, I see...
2008-05-04 [~Crimson Angel~]: What the hell??I only have two eyes.*orders pillows from Fedex*
2008-05-04 [Pillowthief]: ...Not anymore...
2008-05-04 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yes I still do.*throws pillows in the air*
2008-05-04 [Pillowthief]: I said... *pokes eyes out again* ...not anymore.
2008-05-09 [~Crimson Angel~]: *regrows eyes*Ha!
2008-05-09 [Mortified Penguin]: *jabs them out again with a rusty fork*
2008-05-09 [nokaredes]: We never talk about stalkers on here anymore...
2008-05-10 [Pillowthief]: Ha! Who the hell do you think we're talking to? You, of course, and we're trying to poke the eyes out of this one. Persistant Stalkers...
2008-05-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: *regrows eyes*What?!
2008-05-11 [nokaredes]: You must eat a lot of protein for that regrowing...
2008-05-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: *shrugs*... *joins in the stabbing*... *stabs Misty's eyes out*...
2008-05-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: *regrows them*Hey why you being mean,I messaged Hedda to let you back on,he said no but you are unbanned.
2008-05-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: All the cool kids were doing it too! ...hmm... wait... those kids aren't cool...
2008-05-16 [Pillowthief]: Yeah, I know. You're back...
...And youre not cool.
Now if only we could manually delete some specific people (I by that I mean stab out more of Misty's eyes) I would feel a bit better. *Still eating quazi-ramen*
2008-05-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Darned hunchback ramen...
2008-05-17 [Pillowthief]: Tastes about 200 years old too. Ugh.
2008-05-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Tastes kind of like gypsies to me.
2008-05-18 [Pillowthief]: They prefer the term "Pikeys". Dont look them in the eye.
2008-05-20 [~And the wind calls her Demona~]: i have new stalker *sarcastically
2008-05-20 [Pillowthief]: Lee lie-oh!
Wait, are you the new Stalker, or do you have new Stalker? Those are two totally different things that must have distinctions between them...
2008-05-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: Stinkin' pikeys...
2008-05-25 [~Crimson Angel~]: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
2008-07-31 [Pillowthief]: Stinkin' pikeys...
2008-07-31 [nokaredes]: Wait, I wrote a comment here several times and it must have disappeared in all the crashing ET's been doing.
2008-07-31 [nokaredes]: So, if you're dating someone, and you think it's going well, but then you see in his blog that he's telling you that you're broken up, and then (since he won't answer his phone and has blocked you on all the sites the two of you go on) you show up at his car in the parking lot of his work for several days, trying to catch him and talk to him when he's off and leaving... is that stalking?
2008-07-31 [~Crimson Angel~]: I have no clue,I think it's just trying to get answers.
2008-07-31 [HardRockAngel]: wow...
2008-07-31 [~Crimson Angel~]: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2008-08-01 [HardRockAngel]: Have you had so many stalkers?
I wonder why somehow a person goes all nuts (a.i. becoming a stalker)
2008-08-01 [~Crimson Angel~]: Have no clue.
2009-01-14 [Pillowthief]: For some reason, it's usually after I sleep with them. Then they just go freakin' pysco.
And Nok- No, that wouldn't be considered Stalking, so long as you only do it once. Rinse and repeat is not recommended in this situation...
2009-01-15 [~Crimson Angel~]: Wow...these comments are old.
2009-01-23 [Pillowthief]: I haven't been on in a while.
Oh, and while Im on this rant, I might as well.
You suck too.
2009-01-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: MEANIE!
2009-01-23 [Pillowthief]: Yes, yes, your pain is paupable and satisfying.
2009-01-23 [~Crimson Angel~]: Really?
2009-01-31 [Pillowthief]: Yes. Really.
2009-01-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Really really?
2009-02-05 [~Crimson Angel~]: Loser!
2009-02-11 [Pillowthief]: Yes, we know. His pain is satisfying as well. Really really.
2009-02-12 [Mortified Penguin]: My pain is spicy.
2009-02-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol
2009-02-18 [nokaredes]: Why did comments stop the day before Valentine's Day?! I demand everybody check in immediately to prove no stalkers have killed you!
2009-02-18 [Mortified Penguin]: *is dead*... *was killed by a bear, not stalkers*...
2009-02-19 [~Crimson Angel~]: uh...
2009-02-21 [nokaredes]: Oh, well, that's okay. You shouldn't have been fucking with a bear, anyway!
2009-02-22 [~Crimson Angel~]: Oh, that is bad, you should have used lube.
2009-02-24 [nokaredes]: *facepalm*
2009-02-25 [~Crimson Angel~]: What?
2009-02-27 [Mortified Penguin]: *facepalmtree*
2009-02-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol
2009-02-28 [nokaredes]: ...tree?
2009-02-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol he hit a palm tree with his face, or did the palm tree hit him in the face...?
2009-02-28 [Mortified Penguin]: ...or perhaps my facepalm just hit a tree... or maybe my facep made contact with my almtree... you think about that... it's intense... *eats ramen*...
2009-02-28 [~Crimson Angel~]: Wow... it is intense.
2009-02-28 [nokaredes]: ...haha. Palm tree.
2009-03-01 [~Crimson Angel~]: *giggles*
2009-03-06 [~Crimson Angel~]: I can barely understand the lyrics.
2009-03-23 [Pillowthief]: I see you guys haven't gained any intelligence since I left.
>Enter Command: Kick
*Chuck Norris suddenly appears! He calmly roundhouse kicks everyone in the face*
2009-03-24 [Mortified Penguin]: *head barely dangling on*... hey! That was rude!
2009-03-24 [Pillowthief]: Chuck Norris is not known to be nice. He does not know the meaning of 'not rude'.
2009-03-24 [Sunrose]: *sneaks in and out*
2009-03-25 [~Crimson Angel~]: *has just appeared* AHA CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE! WHICH WAY DID HE GO?! *has a tranquilizer gun*
2009-03-25 [Pillowthief]: *Chuck Norris tries to roundhouse kick [Sunrose] in the face, but misses since she already left! Since Chuck Norris is a deity, and deities can never be wrong, all existance blinks out of existance, Dogma style!*
2009-03-27 [~Crimson Angel~]: Huh? *shoots the tranquilizer gun missing Chuck Norris and hitting Mortified Penguin*
2009-03-27 [nokaredes]: I'd guess Misty failed to uncreate us. Who do I thank?
2009-08-19 [~Crimson Angel~]: uh... ok.
2009-09-10 [Sunrose]: Meh you should write your own version =P
Plus, she could delete it and your link would become obsolete...
2009-09-14 [Pillowthief]: True, true. Hopefully I'll get more comp time here pretty soon so I can finish updating and compiling- things to do are never completely done around here.
2009-09-16 [Sunrose]: *cries* ;_;
2010-04-02 [Pillowthief]: Alright. Im going to try to update and re-order this wiki, try to breathe life into it again. I'll be cleaning it up, making it more user friendly, and over-all less messy.
I should be adding more Stalker types hopefully tonight as my laptop is back up and running and firefox is so much better than IE on my old work comp.
2010-04-02 [Pillowthief]: Drat, was too late to back up that blog, Sunrose. You are right, I should write my own, but that was such a good reference giving me another view point on Stalkers.
Looks like she deleted it, along with a huge chunk of her other blogs. Bummer.
2010-04-02 [Sunrose]: I warned ya :P
2010-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Why can't I ever get any jailbait stalkers? :(
2010-04-09 [Mortified Penguin]: ...or heck, any stalker other than Misty would do!
2010-04-10 [Pillowthief]: Yeah, sucks doesn't it. I almost feel the need to comb my mustache-teeth
2010-04-13 [Artsieladie]: I still have it, Pillowthief. I'll be digging it up shortly in my computer, because it has many useful links in it.
..And I just started a cyberstalking group on Facebook, which is open to include all stalking: http://groups.
I'm in the process of getting a support group started (like is available for other atrocious violations of people) for stalking and cyberstalking victims, to hopefully also include a 800 hotline, because for this topic, there is basically nothing out there for people subjected to this. People that are and/or have been, need people they can talk to that understand "where" exactly they are coming from, because people that have not experienced being stalked cannot grasp the full magnitude of this awful and very creepy subjugation, violation. ..And if they can't understand even, number one, that such is even possible and to the degree it can be done, then they can't possibly understand how a person subjected to this, reacts, would react, or how a person tries to get away from it and usually asks that old familiar question that most crime victims ask, "Why me?"
A stalker NEVER lets others know EXACTLY what they are up to, for logical reasoning, they don't want to get caught. But... stalkers DO WANT their victims to know ONLY, and if the victim cries fowl, then the stalker just blows the victim off as making it up, imagining things that aren't there, etc., (a stalker will stop at nothing to keep their stalking a secret) and with cyberstalking in particular, unless the victim always has at least one witness with them while they are at their computer online, they are at the cyberstalkers complete mercy while they are on it online.
...And I was just let know that I'm being watched as I am typing this, too, but there's little point to say much here... :,((
2010-04-14 [Sunrose]: All this sounds very familiar...
2010-04-14 [Pillowthief]: Score.
2011-01-04 [Artsieladie]: Sometimes.. the best thing one can do when faced with something they never anticipated or wanted to be put through in the first place, is to try and make a negative into a positive. Such doesn't remove the negative, but it does give the 'subjectee' a sense of empowerment from the fact that they aren't just being a "sitting duck". --> Cyberstalking. I have a lot of information to add yet to this wiki AND I'm always glad to be presented with even more. Happy New Year!
2011-01-04 [Sunrose]: @Mort: I can be your jailbait stalker, or eh I guess I already am xP
2011-01-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, but you've got that rather unattractive beard. Plus, that penis is a definite turnoff.
2011-01-05 [Sunrose]: What's wrong with short and stout? :P
2011-01-27 [Pillowthief]: I think he would rather prefer length over girth.
2011-01-27 [Sunrose]: Why so? :P
2011-01-28 [Pillowthief]: Beats me.
2011-01-28 [Mortified Penguin]: They're both equally fine options.
2011-01-29 [Sunrose]: Then I'd say that my penis should not turn you off at all Mort :P
2011-01-31 [Pillowthief]: She's kinda got you there.
2011-02-01 [Mortified Penguin]: That's not the only place she's got me!
2011-02-01 [Pillowthief]: I can imagine... But I won't.
2011-02-01 [Sunrose]: Don't worry, he'll probably enlighten you :P
2011-02-02 [Pillowthief]: No, no.... It's ok. Really. Seriously.
2011-05-27 [Mystin]: Great idea!
2011-05-27 [Pillowthief]: ... Really?
2011-05-27 [Mystin]: It looks like they put a lot of work into it.
2011-05-28 [Pillowthief]: These comments are ooold so I'm not in the same save state/level of drunkenness that I was in at the time they were written. What idea are we talking about again?
2011-05-28 [Mystin]: LOL
2011-05-30 [Pillowthief]: No, seriously. What were we talking about again?
2011-05-30 [Mortified Penguin]: LOL
2011-06-02 [Pillowthief]: That doesnt sound like a great idea...
2011-06-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Maybe you're not drunk enough?
2011-06-02 [Pillowthief]: Possibly. I may need to just open up Save State #0 and reload, even though Im going to lose hours upon hours of game play.
2011-07-21 [Rice]: Congratulation
2011-07-22 [Sunrose]: :O!
2011-07-28 [Mortified Penguin]: I only metaphorically love it.
2011-11-09 [Pillowthief]: Crap. Missed it by two days.
2011-11-09 [Mortified Penguin]: 11/11/11? Yeah, so close.
2011-11-09 [Pillowthief]: Just have to wait a few more days... of watching you...
2011-12-09 [Pillowthief]: Wow. That last comment wasnt creepy. I wonder if I was drunk when I said that.
2011-12-09 [Mortified Penguin]: That or you're drunk now and reading it incorrectly.
2011-12-09 [Pillowthief]: ...
AM I drunk now?
2011-12-10 [Pillowthief]: Im feeling like I might just show up on Mainstreet or something. And How.
2012-01-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nope, sorry. As it turned out, Thillowpief got the honor due to a typo. Congratulation
*nobody looks up from nothing and goes back to not doing anything or existing*
2013-07-14 [Sunrose]: Thillowpief teehee..
2013-07-29 [Pillowthief]: Dammit. I need to be on here more often so I can catch Turkey early, before he makes sad insults that are insulting in themselves. :[
2013-07-31 [Sunrose]: Yes!
2014-09-02 [Sagacious Turkey]: Hey! I- *raises a finger to make a point*
*his finger doesn't make any points*
*removes his finger for insolence*
2017-01-13 [nokaredes]: First comment in 2017
2017-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Last comment for five years!
2017-01-13 [nokaredes]: Not if I have anything to do about it
2017-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: But are you going to do anything about it though?
2017-01-13 [nokaredes]: No, probably not. :/
2017-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Okay. :(