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<img:stuff/ETB0.gif> The Official Elftown Rehabilitation Centre <img:stuff/ETB0.gif>


a.k.a. TOERC

Founded by [Janouk] on the 23rd of March, 2005
Inspired by [Sunrose] :)
The lovely banner was made by [Zab] :-)

Welcome to the official Elftown rehabilitation centre, a place for all Elftown addicts to get a grip on their addiction and to find solutions.

I'll list below what needs to be done and read to continue our way to rehabilitation;

<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>1) Read: Are you at the right place?
<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>2) Choose: Serious addiction problems // Humorous addiction problems and continue there

<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>3) Share your addiction stories with the group in the group therapy hour
<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>4) Make your plans for rehabilitation
<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>5) Consult your personal advisor(s)

<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>6) Forget about your addiction for a while, let the text be and enjoy the TOERC Playground! :D

<img:stuff/ETB0.gif>7) Share your opinions, critics, suggestions, questions and everything else such a like with the head of this centre at the Head's office.

Look what a nice house banner [Zab] made!
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2006-01-13 [Aikon I]: *whines for Janouk to reply*

2006-01-13 [Dreamseller]: :P *pulls Aikon's sleeve*

2006-01-14 [Aikon I]: yes?

2006-01-14 [Dreamseller]: *smiles* Can you please tell Janouk to come on. ^^

2006-01-14 [Aikon I]: *tells Janouk to come on*   will this do?

2006-01-14 [Dreamseller]: :D Yes yes. Thank you. *lets go of your sleeve*

2006-01-16 [Janouk]: *comes on* :p I like the idea, if anyone wants to apply for the job, it can be done at the Head's office ;)

2006-01-16 [Lothuriel]: Yes, a medical exam of sorts to see if we really fit the profile of the

2006-01-16 [Sunrose]: [Lerune] made this test once, but I can't find it =(

2006-01-16 [Lothuriel]: I think I have it in my favorites some where, if not, I will just ask her about it.

2006-01-16 [Sunrose]: I thought I did too, but I guess not and I can't find it in the forums or her diary either :/

2006-01-16 [Dreamseller]: :\ That sucks. I'll just have to apply for the job then. *rolls eyes* :P

2006-01-16 [Janouk]: Can you remember the name or apart of it? Maybe I have it somewhere?

2006-01-16 [Lothuriel]: She sent me the link...just a sec.

2006-01-16 [Dreamseller]: :l

2006-01-16 [Sunrose]: Wheee ^____^

2006-03-09 [Zab]: I have a confession to make: I think I've became less addicted..O__o Once this week I was here only for 30 minbutes..:O

2006-03-10 [Aikon I]: heretic

2006-03-10 [Zab]: XD I know..:O

2006-03-10 [Aikon I]: turning to other communities?

2006-03-10 [Zab]: noooo.... I'm getting a real life..:O

2006-03-10 [Aikon I]: *faints*

2006-03-10 [Zab]: I know...

2006-03-10 [Dreamseller]: O_O' A real life? Is that possible?

2006-03-10 [Zab]: Yes... it's that thing that blurry comes into view sometimes...O__o It's.. strange and scary..

2006-03-11 [Aikon I]: what is it like?

2006-03-11 [Zab]: I don't know... it was depressing, I better get back here and hide...

2006-03-11 [Aikon I]: good idea

2006-03-11 [Zab]: yeah...I need a job out there..O_o

2006-03-11 [Aikon I]: the horror

2006-03-11 [Zab]: yes....><

2006-03-11 [Dreamseller]: *shivers and hugs Aikon* I'm scared.

2006-03-11 [Zab]: Aww... *provides with safety equipment if you dare to try the real world*

2006-03-12 [Aikon I]: i'm being hugged by a person i don't know

2006-03-12 [Dreamseller]: *hides under covers, and drags you both beside him, to protect him in case the real world attacks*

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: i'm under the covers with a guy... i rather take my chances in "The Real World"

2006-03-13 [Zab]: Aww.. a bit homophobic? :P The real world isn't worth it...><

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: not a bit... but you never know what you'll find in your tush

2006-03-13 [Zab]: O_o

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: ^_^

2006-03-13 [kittykittykitty]: Graaaaaaaagh I am the real world coooming to get yoooo raaaaah!!!

2006-03-13 [Zab]: O__o *pokes*

2006-03-13 [kittykittykitty]: hey! :P awww I thought I was pretty convincing. Then again, I've forgotten what the real world is like o_O?

2006-03-13 [Zab]: XD

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: i had an encounter with it today... damn cold world

2006-03-13 [kay-chan]: I'm staying inside. ^.^ The closest thing to the world I have today is hw.

2006-03-13 [Aikon I]: yeah well... school doesn't come to me

2006-03-14 [kay-chan]: Meh, I'm on break. But... I was going through withdrawal a bit... because I'm kept away from my computer. And thus, ET. :(

2006-03-14 [drakkar]: makes you think

2006-03-14 [kay-chan]: Ewww... you said the 't' word...

2006-03-14 [Aikon I]: this?

2006-03-14 [drakkar]: yup

2006-03-15 [Aikon I]: what about it?

2006-03-15 [Dreamseller]: *blinks and walks towards kittykittykitty* You're not that scary.

2006-03-15 [drakkar]: if you really could be addicted to this place

2006-03-16 [kittykittykitty]: *cries* i was only playing I wanted yoo to pretend I was a bad thing and then we could play hide and seek *sniff*

2006-03-16 [Zab]: Awww..*hugs*

2006-03-16 [Aikon I]: gaddicted group hug *joins the hug*

2006-03-16 [kittykittykitty]: *huggs*

2006-03-16 [Zab]: Weee! XD

2006-03-16 [Aikon I]: is there also something where i can get rid of my typo addiction?

2006-03-16 [Zab]: Hmm..dunno..O_o

2006-03-16 [Aikon I]: would be nive though

2006-03-17 [Dreamseller]: *looks at Kittykittykitty* Oh my... *he runs around in circles screaming his head off* Better? :D

2006-03-19 [kittykittykitty]: yeppies!! ^_^ now calm down! *slaps [Dreamseller]* don't want you standing on anybody's feet running round like that!

2006-03-19 [Charybdis]: [Dreamseller] can stand and run at the same time? :O

2006-03-19 [kittykittykitty]: erm >_> I think you need a slice of real world [Charybdis]... remeber? you stand up first, then run :P

2006-03-19 [kittykittykitty]: it's OK *pats* that's what happens when you spend most of your day sat at the computer

2006-03-19 [Charybdis]: don't want you standing on anybody's feet running round like that If that doesn't suggest doing both at once... :P

2006-03-19 [Zab]: XD *stands and runs around* Wheee! This is fun!

2006-03-19 [Aikon I]: weird people

2006-03-19 [Zab]: yep

2006-03-19 [Aikon I]: and we're all part of it

2006-03-21 [Dreamseller]: _>' If you have a machine that moves your legs for you, then you'd be standing, while running around...

2006-03-21 [Zab]: O__o that'd be cheating..

2006-03-21 [Dreamseller]: Not at all... That would just be using your "brain". Something most of you don't have, because you're wasting your lives on the internet, on a virtual "town". Well... >_>' Then i wouldn't have a brain either...

2006-03-21 [Zab]: br...aaain?

2006-03-21 [Dreamseller]: Yes. B-R-A-I-N. Brain.

2006-03-21 [Zab]: Oh! :D I've heard about that! ^____^

2006-03-21 [Charybdis]: *thinks hazily* Isn't he that guy with a life in the Monty Python movie...? o_O

2006-03-21 [Aikon I]: that's Brian

2006-03-21 [Charybdis]: I thought a Brian was in your head? *wobbles*    :P

2006-03-22 [Aikon I]: you have a brian in your head? how big is your head?

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: All the Brians I know (one) are pretty stick-ish, so he just might fit... if we dislocated a few limbs...

2006-03-22 [Zab]: I have a lot of persons in my head! :D I think..O__o at least they're talking with me..

2006-03-22 [Charybdis]: Do they all have dislocated limbs?

2006-03-22 [Zab]: No..they've never mentioned that to me... but they have pretty good ideas! :D

2006-03-22 [Aikon I]: such as?

2006-03-22 [Zab]: Such as.. uhm.. sharp scissor...reaaaally sharp scissor Look.. a face..nice face... Yeees...we see the face, don't we? Scissor..oh yeees..scissor and face...

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: Scissors and faces? That's pretty uninteresting. Mine speak of gumdrops and cabbages and peacock earrings, wherein I must giggle at the word 'peacock.'

2006-03-22 [Aikon I]: one advantidge of being a schitzo... you're never alone

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: Unless you get in a fight and they give you the silent treatment. :(

2006-03-23 [Zab]: yeah..Ihate when they do that..

2006-03-23 [Aikon I]: do they do that?

2006-03-23 [Zab]: yes...

2006-03-23 [Aikon I]: wheemz

2006-03-23 [Zab]: O____o

2006-03-23 [Aikon I]: *^_^*

2006-03-23 [Zab]: hehe..he heeh hehehehe he he he hehe hehe..he

2006-03-23 [Aikon I]: who is laughing?

2006-03-23 [Zab]: We arn't sure..O__o *pokes person*

2006-03-24 [kittykittykitty]: I think it was you Zabby... *pokes [Zab]*

2006-03-24 [Zab]: :O accuser!

2006-03-24 [Aikon I]: we found our victim

2006-03-24 [Zab]: yesh.... not us right? O_o

2006-03-24 [Charybdis]: Apparently it must have been the other 'us' then, right Zab? :P

2006-03-24 [Zab]: Yes... it must have..>_> We wouldn't do such thing! ...yes we would.. No! We wouldn't!...but we di.--- Silence! We have never done such thing! ><

2006-03-24 [Charybdis]: We haven't, have we, precioussss..? *Gollum!* :P

2006-03-25 [Zab]: Of course not...:P We're good.^__^

2006-03-25 [Aikon I]: you are all evil

2006-03-25 [Zab]: *blink* We are not..

2006-03-25 [Aikon I]: yous are... aren't they master?

2006-03-25 [Zab]: yes they are... ..Who was that?! O_o

2006-03-25 [Charybdis]: Me >)

2006-03-25 [Aikon I]: yous? noooo

2006-03-25 [kittykittykitty]: I think it was the potatoes actually

2006-03-27 [Charybdis]: [kittykittykitty] ... I am the potatoes. >3

2006-03-27 [kittykittykitty]: in that case... anyone for fries?

2006-03-28 [Charybdis]: ;_______________________________;

2006-03-28 [Aikon I]: yumm

2006-03-29 [kittykittykitty]: sorry [Charybdis] *tries to piece her back together from the half-eaten fried remains*

2006-03-30 [Charybdis]: *drips ketchup* >_x

2006-03-30 [Aikon I]: ew... fries and ketchup

2006-03-30 [Charybdis]: :O!

2006-03-30 [Aikon I]: what?

2006-03-30 [Charybdis]: Fries and ketchup are made for each other! x3

2006-03-30 [Aikon I]: no they are not

2006-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: Mashed potato and ketchup=yes! fries and ketchup=NOOO!

2006-04-03 [Charybdis]: I'm surrounded by the unenlightened! ;-; Mashed potatoes and ketchup = NOOO! Maybe if someone substituted gravy for ketchup.... then mashed potatoes and gravy = yes! fries and gravy = poutine! ^^

2006-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: Errr >_> greasy salty fries moins le ketchup... that's the only way to have them!! Maybe on a sandwich too...

2006-04-03 [Charybdis]: French fry sandwiches? x)

2006-04-03 [Zab]: ...*bored* Sandwiches?

2006-04-03 [Charybdis]: *feeds fries and ketchup*

2006-04-03 [Zab]: With what? Oo

2006-04-03 [Charybdis]: Chopsticks! :D

2006-04-03 [Zab]: Ooooh! O__o

2006-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: Almost as tasty as mashed potato on a sandwich... *pulls out her trusty chopsticks and begins to feast*

2006-04-21 [kittykittykitty]: buuuurp! yummers ^_______^

2006-04-23 [Charybdis]: >_x You're eating a mashed potato sandwich with chopsticks?

2006-04-26 [kittykittykitty]: of course ^__,^ what else would you eat it with?

2006-04-27 [Charybdis]: Hmm, it was a foolish question to ask, wasn't it? My apologies! I should have seen that chopsticks were the obvious choice :D

2006-05-02 [Sir. Robert]: I don't want to be rehabilitated!  I only need about 4-5 hours a day on elftown and then I'm perfectly sane o_0

2006-05-03 [kay-chan]: Haha, right! Me too! XD

2006-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: ahhh I need 4-5 hours a day to go through messages and wiki changes :P <---(is kidding, it's only about two)

2006-05-03 [kay-chan]: I need about ten minutes a day now, because nothing's happening for me right now... I usually log off after about a half-hour. I just sign in very frequently for short periods of time. ^.^;

2006-05-03 [Janouk]: I think I'd need a whole week (seriously) to get through the whole thing, and then I haven't even finished my plans yet and the next day half of the links is back! It's a living (overall nice) nightmare!

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: awww *sends [kay-chan] 300 messges so she'll have something to do next time she logs in* :P

2006-05-04 [kay-chan]: *ack* I remember back when I had like 20 messages every time I logged on... Only having 1 or 2 is just fine for me!

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: that means... *cue dramatic music* you're over your addiction? the rehabilitation has worked!

2006-05-04 [kay-chan]: Haha, it's just died down! XD I'm sure once finals have come and gone I'll get back into the swing of things. Summer does that.

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: Being unemployed does that for me ^_^ I can't bear to think what will happen when I get a job! I'd have to sleep at night instead of being on the internet!

2006-05-04 [kay-chan]: Gah! Cruel, cruel world! o.O

2006-05-14 [SilverFire]: *haunts*

2006-06-13 [Fizban]: *wonders whether or not an ET wiki can help people get off of ET. 'Tis like smoking a blunt to get therepy so you can stop smoking it' lol ;)

2006-06-13 [Sunrose]: Some drugaddicts use morphine to get off the heroin :P

2006-06-13 [SilverFire]: And they used to prescribe cocaine to help people with morphine addictions get off it. :P

2006-06-13 [Fizban]: Cocaine was ever used as a perscribed drug!!!! OMG...well, shoot...then I guess this place is as good as any ;)

2006-06-13 [Cia_mar]: ha ha ha i need this place! i am sooooo addicted! lol

2006-06-13 [Sunrose]: x)

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: Oh, it messes with your miiind being addicted! The other day I was looking in the fridge and I saw some food I wasn't expecting.... I was like "who edited this fridge? Why wasn't I informed on wiki-changes?" I'm so dumb x_x

2006-06-15 [Fizban]: O.O''!!

2006-06-15 [Janouk]: I kept waking up all night dreaming about weird kind of badges and stuff >.< And wiki-ideas :0

2006-06-15 [Charybdis]: "Who edited this fridge?" xDDD

2006-06-15 [Sunrose]: XD

2006-06-16 [Fizban]: I got freaked out by something a couple days ago...10 minutes after I freaked out I was like..."Oooh, now I have something to write in my ET diary...yay :)" lol...

2006-06-16 [Sunrose]: I say 'lol' to people irl :P

2006-06-16 [Fizban]: As soon as I started here, I had to force myself not to!! lol...I dont even realize when I write anymore, it has envaded all my writing. In english assingments I now always put ~...~ everywhere...becuase as you seee, I use... alot loyl...*rolls eyes at self* So I have to force myself not to say lol, and not to put elipses in my english assignments >_<

2006-06-16 [Charybdis]: I had a friend in high school who spoke actions like in a chatroom. For example, if she were online it would be *looks around suspiciously* or something, but she sat at the table in real life and said, "Looks around suspiciously."

2006-06-16 [Sunrose]: Heheheh :P

2006-06-16 [Charybdis]: It was very odd if you weren't expecting it! Sometimes it came straight out of left field :P

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Hahaha! XD

2006-07-18 [Mr_McEwan]: "2006-06-13 Sunrose: Some drugaddicts use morphine to get off the heroin :P" I use Heroin to get off of Morphine ^__^

2006-07-18 [moonscale]: My friends all know what ET is and I've got a whole campain to get them to join. :)

2006-07-18 [Fizban]: lol..all of my immediate friends have joined,...I made them ^_^, and 2 even carry on semi-real accounts here lol...

2006-07-19 [moonscale]: Mine won't, they roll their eyes everytime I mention ET and sometimes even say something like Not again!....which is silly since many of them are computer addicts.

2006-07-19 [Fizban]: then they really are losers...

2006-07-19 [moonscale]: Hey, those are my friends! do have a point there...

2006-07-20 [Fizban]: lol, if your gonna be an internet junkie, at least stop bye and see ow wonderful the community can be lol....

2006-07-21 [moonscale]: Exactly! thats what I told them.

2006-07-21 [Zab]: *has been away from ET for 14 days and is still just as addicted* Even on holiday I keep thinking of Elftown..O_o I'm doomed..

2006-07-22 [Fizban]: Time away from ET, just gives me things to say, when I get back to ET. "Yes!! thats was soo awesome of an experience, now I have something else to talk about on ET, perfect, just what I needed."--lol. All life outside of ET, has one purpose, to talk about when you get back to the beloved

2006-07-22 [Zab]: Exactly. *nods understanding* I couldn't have said it better myself..XD

2006-07-31 [Zab]: I seriously have a problem..O__o I want to be with my boyfriend who lives in another town, but sinse he doesn't have internet I can't get on to ET at the evenings.. and that makes me physically unable to stay with him for more than a few days at a time.. I just get restless and badmooded...

2006-08-01 [Fizban]: omg!! thats so funny!! awww!! lol!!...easy solution...get him internet ;) lol.

2006-08-01 [Zab]: I would.. if I wasn't unemployed and completely broke..XD But's a problem..Oo

2006-08-02 [kay-chan]: Aw man... There ARE ways to force you from ET for a while, if just to take a vacation, if you have a friend on here.

2006-08-02 [moonscale]: My friend finally agreed to join, I've been showing him ET. Hes already hooked, and he hasn't even chosen a user name!

2006-08-02 [kay-chan]: Hehe... can non-members even sign up to this club? XD It would just prove how addictive ET really is!

2006-08-02 [Charybdis]: Muahaha... ET is a vortex, I tell you! A swirling seductive fantasy-and-scifi artistic vortex that will suck you in and never let go xD

2006-08-02 [Zab]: I agree...x)

2006-08-03 [Fizban]: this place is so wonderful though!! you can see so much great art, and my pathetic poetry has actually gotten better, because I have met, some friggen AMAZING poets!!!

2006-08-03 [kay-chan]: You used the words seductive, fantasy, and suck in the same sentence, [Charybdis]. I'm all excited now. XD But yeah, it's lovely.

2006-08-03 [Charybdis]: Oh, um, sorry >__________>;;

2007-09-02 [Janouk]: !! :) All this dust needs to be lifted and pimped and what not. Give me advice, take over, act addicted! :p

Any advice, any work whores, anything at all, will be very much appreciated! <3 (<-- know that I never use this symbol, I must really really appreciate it ;))
Message me or leave comments here, or step into the even more dusty Head's Office! :p

Psst: Or just edit (wisely) without permission! :o

2007-09-02 [Zab]: I'm so addicted I don't even mind being it..x)

2007-09-02 [Janouk]: Wow, what a luxury! :o

2007-09-02 [Zab]: Iknow :O I'll need rehab when I get a job..

2014-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Can you guys also help with my meth addiction?

2014-08-13 [Sunrose]: No :(

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