2004-11-15 [Doormat]: Yeah...one time we were playing capture the flag on my friends gamecube....he had the flag and I was backing him up...just as we got back to the base I screamed treachery, shot him in the back with a crossbow, took the flag and scored the point :D
2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: exactly: frontstabbing bastards are the truest ones!!
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: That brings a tear of joy to my eye.
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: tissue?
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: I'm good, thanks anyway.
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: no problem at all *sticks tissue back into the trash*
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: LOL
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: ...ouch. Yeah, back to the original topic of frontstabbing.
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: cat fight!! woot.
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: Knock-down, dragout, fight in the mud... No, she's already dirty enough. XP (Heh, just kiddin'...) (I think...)
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: hahah.
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: *tackles spiritee* I'm just kidding! (No comment... Makes me worried.)
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: hey i just showered! awww you called me 'luv'! *touched*
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: *shiny eyes* how cute!
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: *stares at large shiny eyes* urge to poke...*takes out toothpick*
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: *suddenly changes expression, to a horrible, scary scowl*
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: ne! *cowers, then slaps the same soggy tissue in dilandau's face*
2004-11-16 [spiritee]: *then runs away* goodnight, elftown! *runs faster*
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: "Ewww ahhh!!" *evil composure...fa
2004-11-16 [kay-chan]: You weren't 'touched'... You were tackled... There's a difference... *cackles at the interesting faces made*
2004-11-16 [Kaimee]: compliments damnit! more! >.<
2004-11-16 [Sunrose]: your art rocks, bastard!
2004-11-16 [Kaimee]: better :P muuuch better..... mwahahaha~!
2004-11-16 [Sunrose]: :P
2004-11-16 [Dil*]: ..:P
2004-11-16 [Doormat]: :p [ apple ] god...if people are going to lick, you may as we lick something
2004-11-20 [Eli-kun]: :p (Kaimee's art) I'm going to get crucified for this, aren't I...
2004-11-20 [Dil*]: ...sacrilage!! get him!!
2004-11-20 [Eli-kun]: Yes. Crucified. I'll be running, now. ::tips hat::
2004-11-20 [Dil*]: *mob chases*
2004-11-20 [kay-chan]: Crucifixion is too good for him. *joins mob*
2004-11-20 [Doormat]: hey....crucifi
2004-11-20 [Sunrose]: I don't want to lick anything here! eck!
2004-11-20 [kay-chan]: ...how does the crucification steal your religion? Is your religion worshipping Roman forms of execution...? That's cool.
2004-11-21 [Dil*]: Lol.
2004-11-21 [Doormat]: that's it! you're going down, farm-girl
2004-11-21 [Sunrose]: farm-girl? :o
2004-11-21 [Doormat]: or farm boy....either one ^-^
2004-11-22 [kay-chan]: Huh? x.x I know this happens a lot, but I'm confused...
2004-11-22 [Eli-kun]: He just called you a farm-girl/boy! Kaimee, I was just joking. I admire your work because my stick figures are awful.
2004-11-22 [Doormat]: well you clearly do not possess the art of 'stick'
2004-11-22 [kay-chan]: Heh.
2004-11-22 [Dil*]: my stick figures are clearly superior to yours!
2004-11-23 [Kaimee]: whats this about my art? grr grr etc.
2004-11-23 [Dil*]: LOL.
2004-11-23 [Eli-kun]: I ate it. And Dilandau? I know. My stick figures are a shame to the... stick figuring community.
2004-11-23 [Dil*]: It wasn't meant to be taken literally -_-;
2004-11-23 [Doormat]: You abomination! CRUCIFY!!!
2004-11-23 [Kaimee]: you ate it? everyones eating things these days. *grumbles* my dog ate my tablet, my cat ate the corner of my engineering tech drawing draft, my brother ate my breakfast, my OTHER brother ate the last piece of cake and now YOU ate my art? any art in particular? all of it?
2004-11-23 [Dil*]: awww *patpat*
2004-11-24 [kay-chan]: I think somebody needs a hug...
2004-11-24 [kay-chan]: ...or that...
2004-11-24 [spiritee]: *twith O_o* not pretty...
2004-11-24 [Dil*]: ..you're unsufferable aren't you, diablojr...
2004-11-24 [Eli-kun]: I only ate a little art... I'd give it back, but you wouldn't really want it...
2004-11-24 [Kaimee]: eww, id say you can keep my fae too but i need it. ewww... ~
2004-11-24 [Doormat]: pfft...thats what I said bout my heart, but they still took it :P
2004-11-28 [Veltzeh]: My Mod's Choice collection just gets bigger... this time it was http://elfwood
2004-11-29 [Kaimee]: have you donated by any chance?
2004-11-29 [Veltzeh]: Me? Donated what, and to whom?
2004-11-29 [Kaimee]: to elfwood:P i know that donators are considered first for featured.. stuff lol, i was wondering if the same thing applies to mods choice? or is it really just that, the moderators choice? lol, how many do they get to choose???? lol, id volunteer for mod...ness, but im underage -.- still 17
2004-11-29 [Veltzeh]: Oh, nope, haven't donated... And nope, MCs are just given to pics that the mods think should deserve to be on the main page for one day =P And, we choose as many as we want, within the regulations that are somewhere on the rules page.
2004-11-29 [Kaimee]: can moderators moderate their own tickets????? lol, my heads getting full of all these ideas of corruption then im like wait, moderators. they know the rules. right. ok. lol
2004-11-29 [Veltzeh]: Lol XD Well, technically mods can moderate their own tickets, but it's forbidden. If anyone finds out that a mod has been doing their own tickets, they'll be kicked out.
2004-11-29 [Kaimee]: good lol, otherwise id be just a bit worried... :P
2004-11-29 [Veltzeh]: Heh heh heh... Personally I wouldn't have MCed that pic of mine, just because I couldn't get the sky look right... but it's my pic so I'm very picky about it. XD
2004-11-29 [Kaimee]: lol i know the feeling! and iv never, EVER had a mods choice! >:O my egotism is insulted:P lol, to be fair, iv not got anything much good on elfwood because i dont generally stick to the fantasy genre... but still. hmph. :P
2004-11-29 [Doormat]: it's not called donating....it
2004-11-29 [Veltzeh]: Depends on what you're talking about...
2004-11-29 [Dil*]: damnit, you got another mod's choice? me ego is damaged -_-;
2004-11-29 [Sunrose]: You people are pathetic: I don't need to make art to know that if I did, mine would be better anyway! :P
2004-11-29 [Dil*]: hahah! It's funny cause' you're lying through your teeth :D
2004-11-29 [Sunrose]: Whatever, you are just jealous of my confidence!
2004-11-29 [Dil*]: What is there to be jealous of...i'm obviously better than you all.
2004-11-29 [Sunrose]: I allow you to believe in your fantasies, they don't bother me.. :)
2004-11-30 [Dil*]: pfft, i'm not even going to dignify that with a proper answer/retort.
2004-11-30 [kay-chan]: Hmph, kaimee, even I've gotten a mc... (Completely undeserved, but I take what I can get.)
2004-11-30 [spiritee]: haha me neither, but i blame the strict AND slow way elfwood works
2004-11-30 [Dil*]: lol....3 great artists..no mods choices.
2004-11-30 [Kaimee]: shuddup kaykay! you slept with them didnt you?! *gasp*
2004-11-30 [Dil*]: lmao..
2004-11-30 [Eli-kun]: Oooh, Kay's an art slut!
2004-11-30 [kay-chan]: *bats eyes at Kaimee* You know, just because you need to be flexible or at least have good looks to offer in return for a mod's choice doesn't mean YOU shouldn't try it, kaimee-chan... *glomps her* jk, lurv, you know you're a better artist than me.
2004-11-30 [kay-chan]: Eli, on the other hand, will not be getting away with this in one piece...
2004-12-01 [spiritee]: OHH! is THAT how people get mod's choice? how come ive never thought of that before... :O
2004-12-01 [kay-chan]: Sex is always the way to go! Remember that, and you'll go far. T.T;;;
2004-12-01 [Dil*]: umm, sorry, but i'm not a whore; I've got way more class than that.
2004-12-01 [kay-chan]: Oh, I'm sorry, let me add something to the previous statement: *sarcasm* ...there we go...
2004-12-01 [Dil*]: ...sigh.
2004-12-01 [Kaimee]: hahahahahahaha
2004-12-01 [kay-chan]: The reason I know the requirements is because I've been accepted; rather, I thought it was a waste of time fer YOU, m'dear... Yes, purely by chance, all the mental and insane people do YOUR tickets... No, it wasn't deserved, I want to start my site over again due to lack of anything good on it blah blah blah... XD
2004-12-01 [kay-chan]: Boy, we really are bastards here... *shuts up*
2004-12-01 [Kaimee]: hahahaahhahaha
2004-12-01 [kay-chan]: Just keep swimming, luv, you'll get one... Why am I boosting YOUR ego? Goddamit, look what you made me do!
2004-12-01 [Kaimee]: hahaahahhaahha
2004-12-01 [Doormat]: hey...you may get the devious dagger of death from diablo in your back soon....
2004-12-01 [Dil*]: hmm, i don't like myself much, but i still try to beat the crap outta everyone...i'm sure there's method to my madness.
2004-12-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: HUMP HUMP HUMP.
2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: euw
2004-12-03 [Doormat]: oh look! a camel!
2004-12-03 [kay-chan]: A three-hump camel. Interesting.
2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: maybe it's a 2-hump camel humping something...
2004-12-03 [kay-chan]: Or two camels mating. Lovely...
2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: LOL!
2004-12-03 [Dil*]: eww, you people sicken me.
2004-12-03 [Kaimee]: does anybody know what that actually related to? o.o or was it completely random?
2004-12-03 [kay-chan]: It was completely random and not all that appreciated. T.T I was scared...
2004-12-03 [Doormat]: person isn't even a member...
2004-12-05 [Eli-kun]: ...as fascinating as that was...
2004-12-07 [spiritee]: <--- *cracking up right now*
2004-12-07 [Dil*]: this page owns, because i made it >:D
2004-12-07 [Falx]: Hah! This page would be nothing if our tremendously large egos hadn't added to it! It would just be another random wiki no one cares about. ;P
2004-12-07 [Dil*]: people join because i made it...cause' i'm so immensely popular and loved :D
2004-12-07 [Doormat]: yeah...ill remember to put the rat pois....i mean root erm..pears into your cup
2004-12-07 [Dil*]: pears? in my drink! sickening, i'd sooner drink poison
2004-12-07 [kay-chan]: *giggle*
2004-12-08 [Doormat]: oh...those are cyan coloured pears...much like the cyanide I slipped into your morning cereal
2004-12-08 [spiritee]: cyanide stops ATP production ooOooo
2004-12-08 [Dil*]: oh really? *drops dead*
2004-12-09 [spiritee]: oo whos smart now! haha
2004-12-09 [Doormat]: ahh poison, the real nectar of life!
2004-12-09 [Dil*]: *ghost appears* bwah! i shall haunt you for the rest of your life, pwned.
2005-02-13 [Dil*]: Hmm, this place kinda died...anywho, my ego got slightly deflated because new semester...it'
2005-02-13 [Kaimee]: mine got killed X.x i dont usually try in school, last semester i did more work than iv ever done in my liffffe and did so much bloody stuff, and whereas i usually get As and a couple Bs.. i got Bs, Cs, and a freakin D (omg >.<) i mean, jesus, i got a b in ART?! what the HELL? i came TOP in my english class, and got scales down to a B??? FUCK. very un ego-ed.
2005-02-13 [kay-chan]: I got better grades than I have in a while. Go straight A's. Of course, I took easy classes this year because I stopped caring... Either that, or the classes I thought would be hard are really easy. Heh. I have to tell people to quit whining.
2005-02-13 [Dil*]: lol...curse you and your straight A's...I was sooo close last term XD
2005-02-14 [kay-chan]: Well, senior year in high school is easy... makes me soooo happy... ^.^
2005-02-14 [Dil*]: lucky jerk...grd. 12 is a bitch from all accounts.
2005-02-14 [kay-chan]: It's easy if you stop caring and take nice widdle AP classes that everybody passes...
2005-02-14 [Dil*]: Not easy if you want to become a doctor o.O
2005-02-14 [SilverBlue82]: Grades are easy, learning is hard
2005-02-14 [kay-chan]: I wanna become a doctor... In a sense. I mean, I'm going to med school...
2005-02-14 [SilverBlue82]: in a sense? and your 17, get though your Bio major first and then see if you want to go to med school
2005-02-14 [Kaimee]: agreed with grd. 12 thing, last year of college and grades are fucked >.<
2005-02-14 [kay-chan]: Yeah... I'll go through med school, then become a pathologist... So, a doctor in a sense... But I do! I do! I do wanna go to med school!
2005-02-15 [Dil*]: Cool me too! :D
2005-02-15 [spiritee]: my grades started dropping after 7th grade <_< so sad, no idea what i want to do in life *sniff*
2005-02-15 [Dil*]: *hugs*
2005-02-15 [kay-chan]: Don't worry about it, spiritee-lurv.
2005-02-15 [Dil*]: No I want to be a doctor :P
2005-02-15 [kay-chan]: okeday, it's what i though... med school away! ^.^
2005-02-16 [Kaimee]: ack, i dont follow allopathy meself, so no med school for the aimee person o.o
2005-03-25 [Dil*]: So what are you guyses goals? All egotists have secret plans ^__^
2005-03-25 [spiritee]: marry a guy with alots of money and use the money to feed my cats <_< nothing special
2005-03-25 [Dil*]: lol! sounds like a plan...and how are you going about doing that?
2005-03-25 [spiritee]: i'm working on it ^^;
2005-03-25 [kay-chan]: I'm definitely going to be a cat lady... with a secret underground mansion.
2005-03-25 [Dil*]: like a crazy cat lady who throws cats at people that happen to pass her house :)
2005-03-25 [spiritee]: why not, they land on their paws anyways ^^ vicious being, they ar
2005-03-26 [Kaimee]: throws cats at trains that drive past. the simpsons teaches us the all important things in life :)
2005-03-26 [Dil*]: lol....
2005-03-26 [Doormat]: Yes...especial
2005-03-26 [Dil*]: Of course ^^
2005-03-26 [kay-chan]: *twitches* Kitty... train...
2005-04-23 [Dil*]: we need more bastards in here.
2005-04-23 [Kaimee]: Oh hey, Iv got something for all you egotists out there in Elftown... how many of you were recently promoted to guard and council members? hmm? whats that? :P lol sorry, im just happy and egotistical :P
2005-04-23 [Dil*]: ahhh *pokes at kaimee*, I'm still *thee* badge whore.
2005-04-23 [spiritee]: whaha congrats!
2005-04-24 [kay-chan]: Heh... Not me, because I have a life outside Elftown? Just joking, not really. :P Congratulation
2005-04-24 [Doormat]: 6 daily poems...punk :D and a record for shortest time between featured poems
2005-04-24 [Kaimee]: Oh, and for that life outside of elftown, guess who topped her illustration arts class? *innocent smile* oh and guess who had the marks to top her drawing class? yeah, meeeeee. but zoo got artificially raised up *grumbles* because otherwise hed'a failed... so really, i shouldnt mind that my friend got ranked above me... but i do.. and i will continue rubbing in his face the fact that my marks actually topped. and he doesnt deserve it :) lovely, arent i? :P
2005-04-24 [Doormat]: ...stealth geek
2005-04-24 [Kaimee]: o.o
2005-04-24 [kay-chan]: Hehe... I was just kidding, sweetums.
2005-04-25 [Dil*]: bwah, I have control over my left and right brain. A's in math and art :P
2005-04-25 [kay-chan]: I didn't take art because the teacher thought I was a freaky stalker-person
2005-04-25 [Kaimee]: O.O whaaaa...????
2005-04-25 [kay-chan]: My friends told me to take AP Art 4 with them, even though I hadn't taken any art class prior, and told me to ask him... And I sent him ONE short lil email, and he emailed my friends telling them to tell me to stop emailing, that I won't get in... Not even talking to ME... With [muffin_killer] going straight to AP from Art 1... Blargh. So I didn't bother taking anything art related.
2005-04-25 [Kaimee]: what a freak, he probably had no life and liked being able to make himself look 'popular' (?) enough to have a stalker... :P
2005-04-25 [kay-chan]: That wouldn't surprise me. All I know is that I didn't take art. I guess that's okay, because I'd have to take art 1 (cuz I didn't take any art so far), and I saw some of the stuff they work on in art 1. I'd probably rather rip out my fingernails with a wrench.
2005-04-25 [Kaimee]: im sure if you did that, and then stuck them together you could probably get famous as a sculpture artist... :P
2005-04-26 [kay-chan]: But I could only do it once.
2005-07-26 [Dil*]: I'm so clever I amuse myself :D
2006-01-08 [Cliché]: Hello you egotistical, self-centered, inferior bastards. Ain't ya gonna welcome me?
2006-01-08 [Dil*]: No, I only welcome my peers, not my insubordinates
2006-01-08 [Cliché]: Pssh, like I would ever serve anyone, least of all you. I am so above you.
2006-01-09 [kay-chan]: I'd welcome you with a smile but then I'd have to laugh at you behind your back later. ^.^ (Just kidding... Or am I? *snickers*)
2006-01-09 [Cliché]: Please, laugh at my face if you must laugh. I know I'll laugh at yours.
2006-01-09 [kay-chan]: Well, behind the back does technically mean to your face, if you think about it. ^.^
2006-01-09 [Cliché]: ...No, it means behind your back. As in, behind you. Not in front. Where you're face is.
2006-01-10 [kay-chan]: I was simply saying that as a phrase, it was kind of stupid. Behind your face means the back of your head, so behind your back should mean to the face. Sorry if my joking tone was lost on you, by the way.
2006-01-10 [Cliché]: I see. Are all your jokes this lame?
2006-01-10 [kay-chan]: Only when I talk down to people. I feel the better jokes are lost on them. I'm almost sorry if I offended you in some way. Almost.
2006-01-10 [Cliché]: The unfortunate thing about stupid people is they don't understand when you insult them. It's almost disappointing.
2006-01-10 [kay-chan]: Sigh. Guess what? I'm building up all my good karma, even through the continuing stuff like this that's been happening lately! So though you seem to be mad at me, even though I was joking for the most part, I shall continue to be cheerful and understand that this is a joke page and smile at you. ^.^ Have a nice day.
2006-01-10 [Cliché]: I'm not angry either. Like you said, it's a joke page. And since I do not believe in Karma, a can be as fake-mean as I want.
2006-01-11 [Dil*]: *grrrwwoah* cat fight :P
2006-01-11 [kay-chan]: Kitties? Where?! *purrrrr* *sleeps*
2006-01-13 [Kaimee]: [Cliché], I do believe Elftown has this funny little rule about not being an asshole, and I personally have this funny little thing about people who behave like brattish children; try behaving like neither, you may enjoy the experience ^_^
2006-01-13 [Cliché]: ...I thought this was a joke page? I didn't realize you guys would actually take offense to me. I was just kidding. *sigh* See Dil, I shouldn't have joined.
2006-01-13 [Kaimee]: See that's the thing, jokes are funny :)
2006-01-13 [Cliché]: And so is joke fighting. Or at least I thought so. Nevermind. It was kind of fun at first. Tootles! ^.-
2006-01-13 [kay-chan]: I dunno, joke fighting over the internet is a risky business... Cuz you can't really catch sarcasm or tone as you could face-to-face, so you *can* seem perfectly serious and actually angry. But yeah, I'm over it now... Because I'm a kitty! *tackles all the other kitties in her house*
2006-03-06 [Dil*]: meh, it's teh egotistical bastard page...rudenes
2006-06-06 [999999#####]: you all suck huge amounts of cock