2017-03-26 [font]: Haha! 12 years wow :p
2017-03-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh... uh huh... *eats ramen*... *slowly reaches for his hatchet*...
2017-03-27 [Viking]: *steals the hatchet*
2017-03-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Hey, that's a nifty hatchet! I have one just like it.
*continues slowly reaching toward where his hatchet used to be*
*eats some more ramen in the meantime*
2017-03-29 [font]: you do know hatchets are sharp and dangerous!
2017-10-15 [AdamTheChespin]: Hello ghost town chat.
2017-12-08 [Infested_Zling]: Please tell me more Mort
2017-12-08 [Mortified Penguin]: NO!
2018-01-23 [Infested_Zling]: god damnit mort! Always holdin out! I want them Deals and i want them now!
2018-01-23 [Mortified Penguin]: NEVER! Our deals are a closely guarded secret. I would sooner die than reveal that our new turnip flavored slug sticks are now only $29.99!
2018-03-28 [brecht]: Hi, maybe ten yrs ago i saw this painting on elfwood called 'fire red', by mary catherine gutfleisch. Its got a dragons neck and head in it, not much else. I would really like to see it again! Could i get help on my quest of finding this image, or the artist to ask them if they can show it again pls pls, on the wide world of internet?
2018-03-28 [brecht]: -i cannot get into elfwood.com and am a total noob not knowing whats up with that. Am i the only one? Or did something happen to EW?
2018-03-29 [Paul Doyle]: I don't think Elfwood is going to reopen any time soon. I sure wish those who ran the site last (after Thomas Abrahamsson), have the grace to briefly reopen the site so the writers/artist
2018-03-30 [brecht]: Awww thats sad! Why? And thank, mort. I sent her a message.
2018-12-08 [AdamTheChespin]: Boop