2011-06-05 [Alexi Ice]: Why don't you join Josmar's wiki?
2011-06-05 [Lord Josmar]: I'll add my name here if you add your name on mine, lol.
2011-06-05 [djxmonster]: Done..... annnnd I'm advertising on my house...
2011-06-05 [Alexi Ice]: *Looks above* This is a common misconception but not all crew are guards...>>
2011-06-05 [djxmonster]: Yeah I know (I used to be both ;) ) but I just threw that up there for the hell of it... feel free to change it!
2011-06-05 [Lord Josmar]: You didn't have to put your name in the ducky wiki. I only meant the crew one.
2011-06-05 [Mortified Penguin]: What about those of us who don't support the crew as they are and also don't support any 'guidance' from outside users?
2011-06-05 [Lord Josmar]: Um...sign anyways! Sounds reasonable to me.
2011-06-06 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Mort... sign it backwards then lol
2011-06-06 [Lord Josmar]: Huh?
2011-06-06 [Lord Josmar]: Im not sucking up to the crew. I am expressing my opinion of anti-council wikis. And sucking up wont help me if having 3-4 of them as friends hasn't.
2011-06-06 [Alexi Ice]: This isn't even Josmar's wiki. Lol.
2011-06-06 [Lord Josmar]: I didn't know that one existed. So I had no chance to say it was rebellion, nor do I see it as that way...well...y
2011-06-06 [Alexi Ice]: Dj - It's in his diary
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: [Mystin]: As much as I want to just say FUCK YOU... I will hand it to you that the diary entry was done in very good taste.
As I have spent a good portion of the day driving, it's about 3 hours past my *bedtime* and I have to be up in 5 hours... I'm not going to comment any further at this point... That way I don't make any promises I can't keep....
2011-06-06 [Alexi Ice]: G' night, Dj ~
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: Don't take it the wrong way... I'm just really tired
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: Goodnight Icy!
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Butthurt, anyone?
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: [Mystin], if you don't have the backbone to stand by the comments you post, don't post them at all. Copping out by deleting your inflammatory comments and then backing off from the shit-storm you started makes you the jackass in the end. Perhaps you could make life happier for everyone if you and your little gaggle take a one way ticket to Elfpack where you can be as mopey and disruptive and bitchy as they allow. Good luck getting anywhere in the real world with your your kind of pathetic swishy half-assed attitude.
Don't pull a Sarah Palin on us.
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: [Mystin], here's the deal:
While I respect you for issuing your 'apology'... I have to agree with Paul that people like you are the issue.
The crew doesn't need your help.
The crew doesn't want your help.
You and Sammie made wikis with good intentions but they are unnecessary. Neither you, nor Sammie have any clue what you are talking about when it comes to the crew. (Also, I'm not completely convinced that you and Sammie are different people)
I applaud your efforts on your other wikis, but please stick with the things you know.
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: Wow... once again you show your true colors... xD
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: "He who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: xD
What are you 12?
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]:
2011-06-06 [djxmonster]: I guess the 'changes' will never happen!
anyways.... I'm going to work.... have fun!
Paul.... once again, thanks!
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: So you're making fun of an "advice" page that's supposed to be a joke???? Good GOD you can't suck enough!! xDDD *falls over laughing?*
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Man, I'm going to be laughing too hard to get to sleep right away . . . well, then, better cuddle up to my wife! G'nite!
2011-06-06 [Alexi Ice]: *Violent cough* Where's our ramen eating village person when we need him?
2011-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: No, seriously. Buy two for the price of seven. *reaches for his shotgun*
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Can I have some ramen pizza while I watch the carnage?
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: *unleashes the peepazoids!*
2011-06-06 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Now I have images of those freaking marshmallow things marching lines down a street.
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Where's the Stay-Puft marshmallow man? Also, because it was mentioned (and deleted) send your silly/stupid advice questions to: Ask Pauly the Anthro-Dragon!. After all, this is not real life, and anyone who comes to ET in search of serious advice probably needs to get a life. After all, there are friends, family members, loved ones, clergy, counselors, lawyers, senseis, Zen masters, radio talk show hosts and the rest to turn to for "serious" advice. I'd like to think 90%-95% of all people have at least one of these options!
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: And Mort, I'll answer your question in-character tonight (I promise).
2011-06-07 [Mortified Penguin]: You better! It's a highly important question that must be answered.
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: *shakes broom*
2011-06-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Paul you mean ET isn't real? Oh my gosh say it isn't so, don't ruin my dreams like that you evil evil person...
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: xD
2011-06-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: But I thought Elftown is real though.
Wait... Is real...
DAMN IT, THE JEWS ARE INVOLVED IN THIS.
2011-06-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Damn... Israel, going to have to kick his butt
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: It's amazing how quickly smacktards turn tail and run, once they finally get around to getting their feet out of their mouths. And DJ, you're very welcome. I don't consider myself a troll though I've developed B-grade trolling skills over the years.
2011-06-08 [Shooting Star Shadow]: I agree
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: ...I do not live under a bridge.
2011-06-10 [Yuriona]: Does sunlight turn you to stone?
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: not you, the others
2011-06-10 [hanhepi]: do you have a pot belly and unnaturally bright colored hair Jos? maybe you're this kind of Troll: ?
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: Belly yes. Hair no.
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: If your implying that your priv is lower than mine, your a damn liar.
2011-06-10 [SilverFire]: No, he's suggesting that people with really low privs (e.g. Guards) might be able to see deleted comments; but we can't either. Maybe Hedda can, but I'm not sure. I don't think wiki comments are stored in the same way as messages, and I think (though I could of course be wrong) once they're gone, they're gone for everyone, everywhere, evar.
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: YAY!!! In your face! I won!!! *dances*
2011-06-10 [Yuriona]: I don't see how Paul was implying his privs are lower or how this was a victory. Ah well, whatever gets you through the day I suppose. ;)
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: Hey don't get mad at me I support the council, I made a gazillion banners to prove it!
2011-06-10 [Yuriona]: How in the world did you construe that I was angry?
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: The last sentence.
2011-06-10 [Paul Doyle]: "Heh, my priv is bigger than yours!" I'm a 94, but very rarely use the text-uploading function. Well . . . if gloating over a minor file-upload upgrade is the highlight of your week, I suppose there's a disco ball you can dance under. The rest of us have . . . real lives, jobs, significant others, children, friends, families, social functions, geekgasms, and the rest. Enjoy your victory, for what it's worth.Do you need some duct tape to attach the disco ball to the ceiling, wherever you're at?
In the meantime, [Mystin], if you want to gain the crew's trust, don't habitually delete the comments you post (as has been observed repeatedly by many of us). It makes you resemble Brave Sir Robin (and if you don't know who Brave Sir robin is, then what the hack are you doing on a SF/F/horror themed website?) And mind you, I have zero current interest in joining the crew.
Banging coconuts is fine on this website, but being like Brave Sir Robin on this website (or anywhere else, for that matter) is lame. While it would be very politically incorrect to tell someone who's flagrantly gay to "man up and get a fucking grip, already", just show us all you have some guts, backbone and a commitment to being honest in an agreeable fashion.
OK, I'm done here (unless i'm personally addressed, of course)!
2011-06-10 [Yuriona]: That wasn't anger. More like... pity I guess.
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: Hehe. Monty Python reference.
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: I have privs too! I just don't know what number they are, lol.
2011-06-10 [Mortified Penguin]: But... you can see them at the top of your house...
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: Not at my house, I guess. I don't see anything about my privs there.
2011-06-11 [Mortified Penguin]: You must have some pretty high privs then.
2011-06-11 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz. Makes me feel so important.
2011-06-11 [djxmonster]: I have 89... used to have 14.... had 1 on another site at one point
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: Just how many "support the guards" type wikis do we have now? I remember in '04/'05 when this place was overrun with horny Turks and displaced Myspacer/AOL chat-room types and other fun people (not), there were at least 2 or 3 of them. These "support the guard" wikis have been popping up like little mushrooms lately. Some of them seem benevolent, like salad mushrooms and Portabellas. Some of them (brace yourself . . . more mushroom similes ahead!) seem inherently poisonous no matter how inviting they might seem to be from the outside. And a few of them are probably a bit like psychedelic mushrooms, all whacked out and shit. When does it become necessary to stop reinventing the wheel? How many "support the Guards" wikis are enough? There are better things to do with one's spare time, after all. o___O
2011-06-11 [Mystin]: Would you rather have a fuck the guards or fuck elftown wikis so you have something to troll about?
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: Um . . . no. *chuckles*
2011-06-11 [Mystin]: LMAO!
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: Why do you respond to everything I post? I'm just curious.
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: Do you love me?
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: You're still responding. Why is that, Brave Sir Robin?
2011-06-11 [Mystin]: You don't scare me or moira or anyone else you 'don't like'
2011-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: I really don't know what you're smoking, but it looks like you're on your own now *shrug*
2011-06-11 [Mystin]: Awww! Yes I get to dominate another wiki! WIN!!
2011-06-12 [Alexi Ice]: I always miss the good stuff
2011-06-12 [Mystin]: LOL
2011-06-12 [Nioniel]: :D
2011-06-12 [djxmonster]: no what?
2011-06-12 [Mystin]: No I'm not going to argue with you or anyone else.
2011-06-12 [djxmonster]: Seems like you are sammie/mystin/
2011-06-24 [Alexi Ice]: This is the rudest comment I've seen. I bet Dj will just love to see it when he gets back.
2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: Seriously man, go away. Don't you think www.Elfpack.co
2011-06-24 [Mystin]: you don't scare me.
2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: When 99% of the rest of this website's active users are being pissed off and annoyed by EVERYTHING YOU DO anymore, perhaps you might want to think these problems start and end with you? Get a hold of yourself and try being productive and positive, before the decision about your future on Elftown is made by you by the Council! Anyway, that's all I'm saying. Good day.
2011-06-25 [Mystin]: That's the first smart thing you have ever said to me.
2011-06-25 [Alexi Ice]: You missed a lot Dj! Welcome back!!
2011-08-03 [Stephen]: I know this is a late response, but I just happened to stumble across this wiki. :3
2011-06-24 [Paul Doyle]: Seriously man, go away. Don't you think www.Elfpack.co
Don't send people like him to Elfpack, Paul. Then you're just telling them to go give me a huge pain in the ass. ._.'
2011-08-03 [Paul Doyle]: I will admit upfront I never liked Elfpack, and made a big mistake being involved with EP in the first place. (Live and learn?) I scrambled my EP accounts a long time ago (just as I scrambled them on Elf12 and Writersco) so I have zero intention of returning. In my opinion Elfpack is for everyone who doesn't belong on Elftown (and that's quite a lot of people).
When I was involved in the founding of Elfpack, we wanted to make EP like a prison colony with hope for the future---like Australia. Australia was originally a prison colony filled with British convicts and generally ugly British riff-raff (and innocent missionaries, and Aboriginals who'd been in Australia all along, of course). Nowadays Australia is one of the best countries in the world, and almost everyone who isn't from Australia, probably has at least a little desire to go to the modern-day Australia since it's so cool (and people speak English, which helps a lot).
Elfpack was originally for people who had either been banned from Elftown, were uncomfortable with Elftown's rules, or were frankly too stupid for Elftown. Why wouldn't someone like Mystin want to be on Elfpack? It's right up his alley. Otherwise, there's always Fake which I strongly sense is crawling with some of the very pedophiles, etc, who've been banned from ET (and maybe EP too) in the past. I don't touch Fake with a ten-foot pole . . .
I just people would come to their senses and realize which of these sites they belong on, already!
2011-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: I join and enjoy all the heddate sites!
2011-08-03 [Stephen]: However, Elfpack has very few people who are banned from Elftown on it.
Elfpack still doesn't like dramatic idiots, and we still ban them for being that way. Actually, we go out of our way to try to avoid the riff-raff from Elftown appearing on Elfpack and creating chaos. xD
I haven't scrambled my accounts anywhere, but I rarely log on any sites other than ET, EP and E12.
Mort, you don't count. Go eat some ramen. D:
2011-08-03 [Paul Doyle]: [Stephen], Mort has done plenty of good stuff for ET. It took time to convince me, but it happened. Mort also does some art and writing on the side (some of it satirical, some of it fan-related) so that's cool in my opinion :)
In the beginning EP was loaded with banned Elftowners, but I haven't been on EP in several years so maybe things changed.
2011-08-03 [Stephen]: xD
I like Mort, I'm harassing him. He's a Council member on both Elf12 and Elfpack. xP
Yep, it's changed. ;o)
2011-08-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, my art and writing on the side would probably be better if I would put in on the front for once. It would certainly be more visible that way.
2011-08-03 [Stephen]: I repeat...
Mort, you don't count, go eat some ramen! =P
2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I DO TOO COUNT. All the way to five these days. It's a tricky number, but luckily I have five fingers to help me remember!
See? One, two, three, four, f- OH GOD, MY THUMB IS MISSING! Damn gypsies.
Oh, and... *eats ramen*...
2011-08-04 [Stephen]: See, I said you don't (can't) count.
Ramen gets old fast.. xP
2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Your mom gets old fast.
*your mom jogs by, looking healthy, youthful, and fit*
2011-08-04 [Stephen]: *chuckles*
So, Mort, do you actually enjoy eating ramen offline, or is that more of an online persona thing?
2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, I did have a delightful bowl the other day. With ham and cucumbers! And hair!
2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Not my hair though. It was probably just the dog's. Or the hooker's.
2011-08-04 [Stephen]: That's one of the things I do enjoy about ramen, you can easily add more to it and spruce it up.
Although, I tend to keep the hooker's and their hair both away from my food. Perhaps I'm just too old fashioned.