2011-06-06 [Alexi Ice]: *Violent cough* Where's our ramen eating village person when we need him?
2011-06-06 [Mortified Penguin]: No, seriously. Buy two for the price of seven. *reaches for his shotgun*
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Can I have some ramen pizza while I watch the carnage?
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: *unleashes the peepazoids!*
2011-06-06 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Now I have images of those freaking marshmallow things marching lines down a street.
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: Where's the Stay-Puft marshmallow man? Also, because it was mentioned (and deleted) send your silly/stupid advice questions to: Ask Pauly the Anthro-Dragon!. After all, this is not real life, and anyone who comes to ET in search of serious advice probably needs to get a life. After all, there are friends, family members, loved ones, clergy, counselors, lawyers, senseis, Zen masters, radio talk show hosts and the rest to turn to for "serious" advice. I'd like to think 90%-95% of all people have at least one of these options!
2011-06-06 [Paul Doyle]: And Mort, I'll answer your question in-character tonight (I promise).
2011-06-07 [Mortified Penguin]: You better! It's a highly important question that must be answered.
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: *shakes broom*
2011-06-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Paul you mean ET isn't real? Oh my gosh say it isn't so, don't ruin my dreams like that you evil evil person...
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: xD
2011-06-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: But I thought Elftown is real though.
Wait... Is real...
DAMN IT, THE JEWS ARE INVOLVED IN THIS.
2011-06-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: Damn... Israel, going to have to kick his butt
2011-06-07 [Paul Doyle]: It's amazing how quickly smacktards turn tail and run, once they finally get around to getting their feet out of their mouths. And DJ, you're very welcome. I don't consider myself a troll though I've developed B-grade trolling skills over the years.
2011-06-08 [Shooting Star Shadow]: I agree
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: ...I do not live under a bridge.
2011-06-10 [Yuriona]: Does sunlight turn you to stone?
2011-06-10 [Mystin]: not you, the others
2011-06-10 [hanhepi]: do you have a pot belly and unnaturally bright colored hair Jos? maybe you're this kind of Troll: ?
2011-06-10 [Lord Josmar]: Belly yes. Hair no.