[Nostalgic Beauty]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2005-09-19
Written: (5517 days ago)

This is fucken hilarious people, my aunt sent it to me


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be

5. No one is listening until you fart.

6. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing couple of
car payments .

9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.

10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

14. Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
it back in your pocket.

17. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

18. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
and it holds the universe together.

19. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

20. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are

21. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need

22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

23. We are born naked, wet, hungry, and get slapped on our butt. 
things get worse.

24. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
on the same night.

25. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

26. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take things

27. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. Around age 11.

28. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

618077  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-07-07
Written: (5591 days ago)
Next in thread: 618110

ya ya..ok scratch that yall...its directed at one person..not at all yall

617498  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-07-07
Written: (5591 days ago)
Next in thread: 617996, 618045, 651006

screw you you fucken asshole..i hate everyone and eveyrthing..thank ya very much..arvoir mon amie

614955  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-07-03
Written: (5595 days ago)

Darkness is cast around me
As I stare blankly
At the one who tore
My soul in half.

These tears flow eternally
Like liquid fire from
These icy eyes of pain.

The fuming clouds tumble in
As your angry words
Fill my bare heart.

Darkness conceals my pain
As I stare down
Your hateful words.
--allie marie

(dont even fucken think of copyin this)

609303  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-06-27
Written: (5601 days ago)

"Darkened Heart"(yeah its my mood)

I sit alone, cloaked in darkness,
with my blackened heart;
it seems centuries away,
yet it was just today.

I walk alone on a seperate path
embodied by tears, and love'
though none is given in return
I continue my lonely stroll.

Cloaked in darkness,
with my blackened heart;
like a broken violin
singing its tragic song.

The leaves around me whither
like grapes they crumple
to the ground.

I walk alone,
cloaked in darkness
with my blackened heart...

--allie marie

(if you copy this in any fucken way without my permission i will literally hunt you down and castrate(if your a guy) or dismember you!!!!)

596220  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-06-12
Written: (5616 days ago)

people need to get off of my fucken back telling me i need to have a better attitude, be sweeter, and nicer, not so rude...and to stop telling me i have to change to fit every other fucken persons schedule!!!!!! leave me the fuck alone when it comes to that....okay, done venting now

593080  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-06-08
Written: (5620 days ago)

Okay I'm dead tired of people telling me something is wrong with my house, if I actually cared what you thought of it, it would look like all your other damn preppy posers who think their life is so damn shitty..Leave me the fuck alone on all of that shit! I dont care, its called MY HOUSE for a reason...Yes I'm done venting now

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