[Nazarath.93]'s diary

1001634  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-12-29
Written: (4540 days ago)
Next in thread: 1001651

Sorry for this being late but:


I was gonna submit this into the ET christmas poetry competetion but It appears ive missed it....
Oh well for your enjoyment, tell me if you like it:

Twas the night before Cthulhumas and all through the haunt
Not a creature was stirring, not even a nightgaunt
The brains were all strung, by intestines with care
In hopes that saint Cthulhu would soon be there
The children were nestled, with dread in their beds
With nightmarish horrors maurading in their heads
And mamma having nightmares, and me feeling scared
We went off to dreamland, to the terrible things there
When out on the lawn arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed, fearful of what could be the matter
Away to my window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters and threw open the sash
The moon was just touching, this creature eyes aglow
Spreading fear and terrors to the people below
When what to my thoughts I knew what it was
Non other that Cthulhu in his mouth was santa claus
With a face full of tentacles, It was him I just knew
That this horrible thing of terror, was saint Cthulhu
More rapid than fear his coursers they came
And he howled and snorted, and called them by name
"Now fear, now terror, now madness and blight
On plauge, on madness, on horror and fright
To the top of men's minds, men woman all
Possess them now, Possess them all"
When they meet with an obstacle, even faster they fly
So up to men's dreams, the coursers they flew
With the mighty great old one, known as cthulhu
And then, with a crash, I heard tear down my roof
Came mighty cthulhu, my house under his foot
And as I drew in my hand, and was turning around
Another step cthulhu took, a long mighty bound
He was dressed all in scales, from his tentacle to his foot
His feet were all tarnished, with bodies and soot
And a bundle of screaming people he had flung on his back
Provisions for later, even cthulhu needs to snack
His claws tearing the sky, his slimy tentacles how scary
His skin was like rubber, his eyes red as cherries
His giant gaping maw hidden under his beared closed
Dripping blood and bodies staining the snow
The stump of a man held tight in his teeth
Still screaming and kicking, kicking his feet
He had a pulpy green face, and a Giant round body
No longer was he asleep, no longer disembodied
He was flabby and plump, a fearful sight
That would haunt me forever, for the rest of my life
He blinked his giant eyes, and turned around his head
Soon giving me reason to be full of dread
He spoke not a word, and went straight to his work
swallowing my neighbors, licking his mouthflaps with a smirk
And drawing closer with his claw, tears running down my nose
He lifted me off the ground, and hundreds of feet I rose
He dropped me to the ground, he must of been full
He left my body broken, but hadnt sucked out my soul
And I heard him exclaim, as I began to lose sight
Merry Cthulhumas to all, and to all a bad night
1001633  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-12-29
Written: (4540 days ago)

sorry ive been gone....but im back for about 10 minutes
Normally im on everyday but since I have no modem, and all my good friends should know why, that is an impossibility and my mothers so hard working asshole of a husband got laid off and has been for a month so hes home all the time and I cant even sneak online. Im at a game cafe right now so, ill see you all later ><

995754  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-11-29
Written: (4569 days ago)
Next in thread: 995757, 995884

ok douchebag stole the modem again so dont expect me to much.

995131  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-11-27
Written: (4572 days ago)
Next in thread: 995353

YAY!! I Finally beat Bloons tower defense 2 on hard mode ^^ It was fucking intense and fucking crazy and im fucking hyper and I fucking think im fucking saying the fucking word fuck to fucking much....BUT YAY!! I FINALLY BEAT IT!! took me 20 tries....and about 8 hours of my life that I could of put towards more productive activities...

993354  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-11-18
Written: (4580 days ago)

This has got to be the most retarded thing on earth:

brutaldood666 (18 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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3IB is great thrash metal good job on finding this :]
metallicakixtotalass (16 hours ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
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1. its not thrash

2. its really more like power thrash b/c you got the high vocals and the slower guitars ... fire up the blades is a lot thrashier tho

This is why I dont comment on youtube:
"Yay its kickass thrash metal"
"No your a fucking poser, its not thrash metal, its Power thrash metal"
"well Wikipedia says its thrash metal"
"No all three of you has it wrong its heavy thrash metal, listen to the vocals and guitar"

Goddamn that age old arguement on every single band video is fucking stupid. What about the music playing in the background while you argue about what type of music they play, on whether is "Heavy" thrash, or "Power thrash"!
God everyone on youtube who argues even once about what type of music it is, or just spams the comment boxes with how bad they think the band is, is just retarded.

993344  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-11-18
Written: (4580 days ago)
Next in thread: 993346

Ok so I went to a gwar concert last night, it took all fucking day to get a ride there, and when we got in line it turns out they were sold out of tickets! We walked around for an hour looking for scalpers! Only two people who werent let in for being drunk/ high had extras, but one wanted 100 bucks for one! and the other refused to sell, he kept trying to get back in line and re use it, until the cops came.

After that we drew down someone's stamp that they use to let people in and we tried to pass it off as a real stamp...didnt work. and we had to run down to a krispy kreme to find a fucking pen!

So then I tried bribing the security, 120 dollars to let all four of us in. they didnt go for it.

So we just watched the show through the window. and when it was over we waited outside the tour bus for a few hours and finally the band came out! well flattus came out first and it was just me, shaun, kristina, mr. happy, and sonja all talking to flattus with maybe 3 other people there. He signed my shirt and went on his way. Then after another half hour Oderus came out and we got to hang out with him for about 45 minutes. He was fucking awesome! one of the funniest guys ive met, and he was really calm and down to earth, he only stopped talking to the 5 of us to smoke a joint with the other 3 guys there, but he thought we were cooler! ^^

And before he left he handed me his joint butt, so I gotta keep a gwar relic...a joint butt..XD oh well better than nothing! I dont even smoke but why not keep it.

One thing that really surprised me is when he offered to share a joint with us and we said no he was completely cool with it, it didnt faze him at all, not like most potheads ive met you say no to them you get to spend an hour on how much you should try it.

But even though I didnt get to see the show, I got to see Gwar unmasked, and hang out with Oderus. So my night was good ^^ I got home around 4 am and crashed.

992630  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-11-16
Written: (4583 days ago)
Next in thread: 992873


Hehehe I fell in love with that!

992626  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-11-16
Written: (4583 days ago)


go here to read a funny story XD one that is actually believed.

991763  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-11-13
Written: (4586 days ago)
Next in thread: 992274

I just found out Lindsay Lohan made a cover of Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks!
For fuck sake...I mean I appreciate the effort but she sounded like she was masturbating the words out and she even skipped the word Baby at the "Ooh baby Ooh Say ooh"
I mean she just butchered a great song...

991593  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-12
Written: (4586 days ago)

great now im brushing my teeth and doing my make up at the computer!

991587  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-12
Written: (4586 days ago)

Goddamn im really computer obsessed!
Im straightening my hair sitting at my computer, using my webcam as a mirror...

991532  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-12
Written: (4587 days ago)

Seriously, one of the greatest songs ever!

991505  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-12
Written: (4587 days ago)

"hey you say potato I say the wailing of the innocent its all the same"

-Cthulhu XD

991157  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-11-10
Written: (4588 days ago)
Next in thread: 991521

Looks what I made ^^ isnt it pretty!
No stealing though! ><

990701  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-11-09
Written: (4590 days ago)

And then watch all the rest of them!!

989647  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-05
Written: (4593 days ago)

Remember remember the fifth of november
the gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Guy fawkes Guy fawkes t'was his intent
To abolish the king and parliment
With three score barrel below
poor ol' england to overthrow
but by god's good grace he was catch'd
With dark lantern, and burning match
Holla boys, holla boys let the bells ring
Holla boys holla boys god save the king

A penny loaf to feed the pope
a farthing of cheese to choke him
a pint of ale to wash it down
and a faggot of sticks to burn him
burn him in a tub of tar
burn him like a blazing star
then well say ol pope is dead
then we'll say the pope is gone forever
but please remember the fifth of november


987499  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-10-29
Written: (4601 days ago)
Next in thread: 987500, 987577

Check out my Uncle's band.

986722  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-10-26
Written: (4604 days ago)

pick of destiny= Fucking great movie!!!
Just thought you should know.

985156  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-10-20
Written: (4609 days ago)
Next in thread: 985160, 986351

You know...I think if they built a statue of me that cried, it would cry gravy...
Because tears are to simple
and Blood is to cliche
But gravy? now thats original! and tasty!

983197  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-10-12
Written: (4618 days ago)
Next in thread: 983314, 984293

I would like to apologize for my periodically long absences, my stepdad stole the modem, again. And everytime I found it with him not being home, it didnt work!
So I finally called tech support, they fixed the box that he tried to smash! ...douchebag...
And now I have net again! but only when he isnt home...
Which is from 11 to 4 on some days, but mostly from 2 to 4.
On weekends I cant say how long ill be on...probably not at all.
He said, after a long talk explaining how much of a horrible worthless son I am (yes his words!), that I can have it back after I show some "Improvement". Which is basically me doing the same thing ive been doing for years, just now I have to write it on some board or else he wont notice.
Now the funniest part about this is, my mom mentioned that my sister does nothing around the house, so he told me and her to split the work, and have it done before he got home.
Well...problem with that is my sister gets home a little after 4, he gets home around 3:50 to 4...so if I dont do my work AND my sisters work then I dont get the computer back...ever.

So im sorry to everyone who will be missing me dearly, ill try to be on as often as possible, but if im caught then I have to wait until I get my own computer...

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