[Dezmond]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2009-07-02
Written: (4099 days ago)

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself


Hello everyone. I have a few questions to ask all of you.
Aedin: Fine, just hurry up.
Markus: What the hell do you want? I'm busy!
Hayden: Questions? About what..?
Kim:...fuck off.

How old are you?
Aedin: Uhh..sixteen.
Markus: What the fuck does that matter for? I'm 26.
Hayden: Twenty...are you done yet?
Kim: Seriously...fuck off.

What do you like to eat?
Aedin: Anything really...as long as it's away from Taurean...*shivers* He's a bloody monster with his food.
Markus: Why the hell are you asking so many questions? I like italian.
Hayden: Fruit...strawberries are my favorite.
Kim: Do you not get the fucking hint? *glares*

Do you have any interesting traits?
Aedin: I'm blind, and I can see into the future.
Markus: I can drop your ass like a fly if you don't stop asking fucking questions!
Hayden: *spreads wings* Any thing else?
Kim: I'm a fucking whore, now fuck off! Ass hole...
Are you a virgin?
Aedin: *laughs* with Taurean, you're kidding right?
Markus: Haven't been for years...
Hayden: Until recently i was.
Kim: You're fucking kidding me, right? Do you listen to a fucking thing I say?

Who's your mate/spouse?
Aedin: Uhh...Taurean, are you daft?
Markus: Uhh...next question!
Hayden: Nando...but he's infatuated with a demon currently.
Kim: Thats it...*dives after announcer*

Have you killed anyone?
Aedin: Every day...
Markus: I'm a police officer, so yes *sighs*
Hayden: I got my current title by offing the last king.
Kim: Not yet *bashes announcers head against the floor*

Do you hate anyone?
Aedin: Err...I don't necisarrily hate anyone...just I don't like anyone either..accept for Taurean.
Markus: Romeo...
Hayden: Lawrence
Kim: You you fucking bastard!

Have any secrets?
Aedin: Quite a few...
Markus: I cheated on my boyfriend...with a fucking criminal in my custody. I was drunk, sue me! Fucking bastard...
Hayden: When I first met Nando...I was sent to kill him...not just take him hostage...
Kim:I'm a god damn whore!

Do you love anyone?
Aedin: Why do you keep asking stupid questions? Taurean.
Markus: Janyck...
Hayden: *sighs* Nando...unfortunately.
Kim: Fucking bastard! *dives after announcer again*

What do you do to relax?
Aedin: Take walks down the street...alone.
Markus: Take a long bath...oh it's so calming...wait! Why the hell are you still asking questions?
Hayden: Go swimming...nothing better in the world to a water sprite.
Kim: Have a good lay *Sitting ontop of bloody speaker*

What would you consider to be fun?
Aedin: Just bing able to relax with Taurean, without him being covered in blood...
Markus: Eh, I like to have a few drinks every now and then...
Hayden: Swimming.
Kim: Strangling you *Kicks in the face*

If you had to pick one thing, without the ties of your prior engagements, what would be your desired career and why?
Aedin: I don't know...never thought about it.
Markus: I love my job...so probably what I do now. Or maybe I could have stayed in the military...
Hayden: I wouldn't have a job, I'd just roam the countryside freely...
Kim: Stop asking meaningless questions *kicks in the face again*


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Written about Monday 2007-11-26
Written: (4683 days ago)
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I would never do this to my girl...

i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your bitch"

i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.

i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a porn star for you.

i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.

i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.

i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" bitch you've ever seen.

i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.

i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.

i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt.

but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit & all they want to do is be loved by you. think about it.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry. =["

If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."

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