[iippo]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2005-08-19
Written: (5546 days ago)

It's finally solved!

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face, and the egg was frowning, looking a bit pissed off. The egg was heard to mutter to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question."

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Written about Thursday 2005-08-18
Written: (5547 days ago)

Now I'll be happy for a while...

Houston, we have a pizza!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a pizza.
I'll make him a pizza he can't refuse.
May the pizza be with you.
Hasta la pizza, baby!
We're gonna need a bigger pizza...
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy pizza!
I love the smell of napalm in the pizza.
You can't handle the pizza!
Pizza, it enhances your face value.
I'm not pizza, I'm just drawn this way.
I haven't got a brain - only pizza.
My daddy used to say every man's got a pizza.
If you act like pizza, you get treated like pizza.
I can recognize a cry for pizza when I see one.
Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that pizza in your smile? (alternative version: Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that sunshine in your pizza?)
Every time you hear a bell rings it means some angel's just got his pizza.
Take your stinking pizza off me, you dirty ape!

I do loooooooooove that pizza!

648104  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-08-17
Written: (5548 days ago)
Next in thread: 648165

I had quite an interesting visitors list, I don't know any of them but I like their names.

Wes Foxx
Saphira's Flame
Kuole - especially uber since it means 'die'

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Written about Tuesday 2005-08-16
Written: (5549 days ago)

Interesting news for role-players:
RPG Realm

No, it's not another wiki-rpg.

646383  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-08-15
Written: (5550 days ago)

Arty rojects:

-iippo&ally contests
-Gaian avi-artsies until September 17.
-Another avi-project - the seven gods of happiness & 8 virtues of women (inspired by Samurai's Daughter)
-A contest "Be bold - doubt!"?
-Uni-work obviously, but some of this will be involved. I hope.
    *Mechanics, engines, things that move
    *Animation (linked to mechanics)
    *Zooming to stuff?

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Written about Sunday 2005-08-14
Written: (5551 days ago)

15:25:52 [SilverFire]: :P was only two weeks, problem is, my ET is still in crappy mac version, which makes navigating a bit slower.


Me happy.

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Written about Saturday 2005-08-13
Written: (5552 days ago)
Next in thread: 645101, 645195


I like to do avi-art in GaiaOnline (means I draw another person's avatar or "doll" as if they were a real person). It's great fun, I get to practice Photoshop and use my imagination, but sometimes the comments in the art arena are the best reward. I don't want to sound mean, but it ain't the "this is cool" -comments either. It's the stupid comments that really make my day. Now I am linking to my latest work, an avatar of a red-headed girl, so I made it all cute and cuddly, by the sea and stuff. And I just have to write some replies here to some of the comments, they just crack me up otherwise... XD

-"The body lacks the curves of a real girl. Other then that, I like it a lot! ^^"
iippo: Well, I was kind of going for a grouched-down position, you know sometimes we girls ache in the back for always being so curvy. And some girls are naturally flat. o.O

-"It's good...But she looks WAY too fat...."
-"uhmm thats pretty good, execpt her body is too thick."
iippo: Considering that my only real reference is my own body... *sigh* People like this are the reason for anorexia and bulimia.
And they watch far too much anime. o.O I wish someone would show these people a real woman, maybe they'd steer clear of hentai for a while...

-"yes this is so cool you should be a photoshop artist"
iippo: Wha? Either I don't know what a Photoshop artist is, or I'm not using PhotoShop (to my grande surprise). Or the picture doesn't look like PhotoShopped. o.O

-"this pictrure is off the hook"
iippo: I assume this member goes around the art arena and trashes everyone's art and rates zeros.

-"not nice at all you shoulden`t put this on"
iippo: First rule of argumenting: back up your claims with evidence! Now it's just sad blabbering.

-"the background's nice. Not crazy about how the person was drawn and colored though. Sorry."
iippo: One trick pony. Do't like anything that is any different from the regular style.

-"Not bad, but the colorings a bit slopy. "
-"it's a bit blurry colored"
iippo: I actually want it that way since I despise the perfect, flawless anime world, and I will lose my nerve for going crazy about some tiny little detail since this is just for my amusement.

-"could be sharper and more detailed"
iippo: In the real art world we pfft at detail. The less detail you have and still look awesome, the greater artist you are. It's just like being an assassin (in Leon). The better you are, the smaller weapon you get to use. Pros use knives.

-"Is her neck broken?(don't take it personally) . . ."
iippo: o.O Don't take it personally? Darling, I'm a pro, I know how to handle critique.

-"your going to be an artist for sure!"
iippo: One can only hope... ^'^;

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Written about Thursday 2005-08-11
Written: (5554 days ago)

iippo: It's not proper to tell someone that they are sexy just like that.
-I'm not saying you are sexy just like that. I'm saying you are sexy just like me.

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Written about Sunday 2005-08-07
Written: (5558 days ago)
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Written about Friday 2005-08-05
Written: (5560 days ago)
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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-03
Written: (5562 days ago)

-Hnnggg, why can't you download it for me?
iippo: the page is still down.
-So, Elftown is constantly down and it works again.
iippo: Well, Elftown has [Hedda].
-What's that?
iippo: *glare*

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Written about Tuesday 2005-08-02
Written: (5563 days ago)


Hmm, do I bother making a proper art wiki in additon to my nudie one and new cartoon one...? Because these avi-arts don't fit into neither.
Shiiit, I have too may wikis as it is...

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Written about Sunday 2005-07-31
Written: (5565 days ago)
Next in thread: 636518, 636880

w00t, another of these!

DaisyPusher -- I visited the house because the name is uber
ally    -- the ally!!! My friend!!
RiverStar  --What if-wiki friend!
Mr. Pan man --Hats...
Blood Raven  --RP-buddy
lordzepher   --a friend, linn's hubby
Adamo Luna   -- A friend from an rp
Linn Scarlett  --Linn, rp-bud
Veltzeh     -- another Finn
-.x.- Quiet Rainstorm -.x.-  -- a forum talker person

Everyone in my list I knew!

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Written about Sunday 2005-07-31
Written: (5565 days ago)
Next in thread: 636276

Hedda          <---
Sunrose         <---
True, plain and simple  <---
pixie_shimmer      <---
Cat Demon Jenny
_Dilandau_        <---

A lot of important people are visiting... I should buy a coffee-machine insted of always serving this instant shit... :P
I am also apparently attracting a lot of attention from guards, council members ect... I'm in trouble... :P

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634934  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-07-29
Written: (5567 days ago)

*copies ally*
Contests to enter:
AUG 31 Creature Feature Contest
END OF JUL Fables & Fairytales Contest maybe won't have time
END OF AUG Art of the Natural Nude Contest erk, haaard
NONE YET Done in Paint not yet sure if I should be the judge of this contest instead.
OCT or 30 ENTRiESArt A Story Contest
AUG 20art corner Not a contest per se
AUG 9 tentacles of insanity contest
AUG 20HeraldContestArena - A Heralder Wedding
AUG 15 What if...
NOT OPEN YET Pokemon Fanart Contest

631599  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-07-25
Written: (5571 days ago)

2005-07-22 ally: *hugs* :p

2005-07-23 Sitting under a tree: *tickles*

2005-07-23 ally: *pokes*

15:35:03 iippo: *eye bleeds* >.O

16:28:32 ally: :o Who poked iippo in the eye? ><

16:57:20 pixie_shimmer: omg you!

17:38:58 ally: Nooo ! I didn't! I poked Tree

17:46:01 pixie_shimmer: you must have missed :P

17:49:44 Sitting under a tree: *pokes ally*

19:46:39 ally: Haha missed! Now iippo's other eye is bleeding too O.o

22:47:46 pixie_shimmer: :-O poor iippo!

10:12:30 Sitting under a tree: ow, sorry iippo *hands cookie*

10:16:48 iippo: ><; Muahaha, this is one classy conversation! *copy-pastes*

10:20:16 Sitting under a tree: *licks paste*

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Written about Saturday 2005-07-23
Written: (5573 days ago)

True Self is voting for the winner. Some really amazing submissions there, go and vote.

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Written about Friday 2005-07-22
Written: (5574 days ago)

'Nother o dese stupit dingses. Argh.


Sing the alphabet backwards?:: No way
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Like the lady in Titanic? Nope.
Speak any other languages?:: Yes, a few
Go a day without food?:: Sure if I must
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Done
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes I can, piano lessons when I was 7
Roll your tongue?:: Which way? I can one way but not the other
Eat a whole pizza?:: What, just one?
Have a plot plant without killing it?:: Sorry... T_T No.


Snuck out of the house?:: Like the house where parents live? No.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: I cry when i am in trouble, does that count?
Gotten lost in your city?:: All the time, every city I go to. But as my defence, my home town has a very rare circular plan and there is a saying that "head spinning like the town of Hamina (=my town)" so it's ok. But let's just say I'm lucky I'm not a migrational bird.
Seen a shooting star?:: Yes. Although last time it was slightly lame because my friend was saying "It would be cool if we saw a shooting star now" and then we did. Sort of... lost the element of surprise.
Been to any other countries besides your home country?:: ((fixed stupid American survey to be international)) Yes. Some.
Had a serious surgery?:: Yes. I don't want to go into deatail.
Stolen something important to someone else?:: I stole something that was important to someone or I stole something for someone who thought it to be important that I stole it to him/her?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Want to say yes but that would be lying.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Hmm, I avoid public places anyway.
Cried over a girl?:: My dog was a female dog. And maybe I have been made cry by girls, but not in the romantic sense no.
Cried over a boy?:: Just ask how many times.
Hugged a random stranger?:: Hmm, does close-dancing count? Not lately, no.
Been in a fist fight?:: Want to say no, but that would be the truth.
Been arrested?:: They can't catch me.
Done drugs?:: Never.
Had alcohol?:: Bah. I'll never admit! *hic!*
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Milk? No.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: ^_^ Indeed!!!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: Yeah. And once i went an hour too early.
Swore at your parents?:: No.
Been to warped tour?:: I suppose I would know what that means if I did, so no.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: By accident only.
Been in love?:: Been? Am.
Been close to love?:: Well if "love" is a noun here or an euphenism to lover then yes. What the hell is close to love any way?
Been to a casino?:: Hmm, never have.
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Ran over a dead animal with a bike. But no.
Broken a bone?:: A surgeon broke my jaw bone, but he fixed it again.
Gotten stitches?:: A few.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: Don't give me ideas.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: What is a gallon?
Made homemade muffins?:: Yes. I was good at that until i developed my fear of ovens.
Bitten someone?:: I have a habit like that. when I'm bored I want to chew on my boyfriend's hand...
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Never.
More than 5 times?:: Ne-ver!!!!
Been to niagra falls?:: No.
Burped in someones face?:: No, don't think so.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yup, I was a kid obviously.
Pwned someone?:: Just ask how often.

funny?:: Yes. I'm a ball.
pretty?:: Surely.
sarcastic?:: I really suck at it and am cutting down so no.
lazy?:: Erm, it varies. I don't like just lying around doing noting.
hyper?:: No I despise hyperity.
friendly?:: Yes.
evil?:: Never. Well, not on purpose.
smart?:: Extremely :P
strong?:: *lifts that fetaher* Pooh, pooh.. Graah, no way.
talented?:: Very.
worthy?:: Yes.

suicide:: How can you be for or against this?!?! Someone would say "I'm all for suicide!" Bull. It's a desperate, weak thing to do. Does that answer the question?
love:: All for love and love for all!
drunk drivers:: Jail 'em.
airplanes:: For aeroplanes? Well, they take me to my love so I'm all for. But they also took me away from him...
canada:: What, it's a country for crying out loud! *refuses to have an opinion*
united states:: *see above*
rock music:: Erm, for. o.O
gay marriage:: Don't care, doesn't involve me.
school:: Education is important. All for.
surveys:: I am against these surveys from hell!!!
parents:: For.
cars:: Don't care yet.
killing:: Of what? Against.
britney spears:: Don' care, she is as useless to my life as a wire for my wireless mouse.
coffee:: For. It's far better way to take care of digestion system that smoking is. *glares*
pants:: For. ยจ
skirts:: Erm, turning for. I look lovely in a skirt.


Sky dive?:: Fraid of heights a little.
Play strip poker?:: Hmm, not really. Dear wouldn't want anyone else seeing me clothless, and if he wants to see me clothless he doesn't have to beat me in poker (not that anyone could :P ) And I don't feel the need to see anyone else clothedless.
Run away?:: T_T I'll try to stop it, I really will. It's just so... easy...
Curse at a teacher?:: No.
Not take a shower for a week?:: Extreme circumstanses, but I wouldn't enjoy it. Still possible.
Ask someone out?:: No need for that.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: I suppose it happens.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Done.
Go scuba diving?:: Erm... maybe not. If it was for free to try, then ok.
Write a book?:: Sure. Not anytime soon, but never say never. Different story if it would be published.
Become a rockstar?:: If given the chance, yes. And anyone who says no to this is a liar. :P
Have casual sex?:: Casually have sex with my dear but not with anyone casual. o.O
Learn to do something just because someone asked you to?:: Hmm... No. But after the situation i would think about it and if I thought it would be a good thing to learn, I could consider learning it. But not just because someone asked.

I AM: you
I LOVE: you
I HAVE: you
I HATE: you (but such an unfenomenally small amount and not very often)
I MISS: you
I WANT: you
I FEEL: you o.O;
I LIKE: you
I EAT: ... fine, you.
I SAY: "you"
I THINK: about you
I TRY: to come back to you
I TALK: about you
I CARE: about you
I ASK: about you
I NEED: you
I WISH: you were here.
I FEAR: you (very rarely, or maybe not at all)
I HEAR: your breathing
I SEARCH: for you
I REGRET: going away from you
I CAN'T HAVE: anybody but you

Are You-
Understanding: Yes
Arrogant: Only online
Insecure: Not very often
Interesting: Very.
Hungry: A little
Friendly: Yes.
Smart: Extremely.
Moody: Rarely.
Childish: Very
Independent: A little
Hard working: Sure.
Organized: Not often.
Healthy: Suppose.
Emotionally Stable: Yes.
shy: Ok, got me. Yes.
Difficult: Some would certainly think so.
Attractive: Yes.
Bored: No.
Thirsty: no.
Responsible: It can be seen either way.
Obsessed: ^^; Erm...
Angry: When provoked. But not in public.
Sad: Very. :(
Happy: Also.
Trusting: I try to be.
Talkative: HAH!
Original: Yes.
Different: Same as you.
Unique: Who isn't?
Ignored: I wish to be.
Reliable: Yes.
Content: Hmm, yeah ok.
Optimistic: Very.
Deep thinker: Too much.
Self-disciplined: At times.
Sleepy: Rarely.
Lonely: A little now.
Loved: Very.

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Written about Thursday 2005-07-21
Written: (5575 days ago)
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