It's finally solved!
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face, and the egg was frowning, looking a bit pissed off. The egg was heard to mutter to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question."
Now I'll be happy for a while...
Houston, we have a pizza!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a pizza.
I'll make him a pizza he can't refuse.
May the pizza be with you.
Hasta la pizza, baby!
We're gonna need a bigger pizza...
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy pizza!
I love the smell of napalm in the pizza.
You can't handle the pizza!
Pizza, it enhances your face value.
I'm not pizza, I'm just drawn this way.
I haven't got a brain - only pizza.
My daddy used to say every man's got a pizza.
If you act like pizza, you get treated like pizza.
I can recognize a cry for pizza when I see one.
Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that pizza in your smile? (alternative version: Hel-lo beautiful! How'd you get that sunshine in your pizza?)
Every time you hear a bell rings it means some angel's just got his pizza.
Take your stinking pizza off me, you dirty ape!
I do loooooooooove that pizza!
I had quite an interesting visitors list, I don't know any of them but I like their names.
Kuole - especially uber since it means 'die'
SPIRIT OF THE DRAGON
Interesting news for role-players:
No, it's not another wiki-rpg.
-Gaian avi-artsies until September 17.
-Another avi-project - the seven gods of happiness & 8 virtues of women (inspired by Samurai's Daughter)
-A contest "Be bold - doubt!"?
-Uni-work obviously, but some of this will be involved. I hope.
*Mechanics, engines, things that move
*Animation (linked to mechanics)
*Zooming to stuff?
15:25:52 [SilverFire]: :P was only two weeks, problem is, my ET is still in crappy mac version, which makes navigating a bit slower.
I like to do avi-art in GaiaOnline (means I draw another person's avatar or "doll" as if they were a real person). It's great fun, I get to practice Photoshop and use my imagination, but sometimes the comments in the art arena are the best reward. I don't want to sound mean, but it ain't the "this is cool" -comments either. It's the stupid comments that really make my day. Now I am linking to my latest work, an avatar of a red-headed girl, so I made it all cute and cuddly, by the sea and stuff. And I just have to write some replies here to some of the comments, they just crack me up otherwise... XD
-"The body lacks the curves of a real girl. Other then that, I like it a lot! ^^"
iippo: Well, I was kind of going for a grouched-down position, you know sometimes we girls ache in the back for always being so curvy. And some girls are naturally flat. o.O
-"It's good...But she looks WAY too fat...."
-"uhmm thats pretty good, execpt her body is too thick."
iippo: Considering that my only real reference is my own body... *sigh* People like this are the reason for anorexia and bulimia.
And they watch far too much anime. o.O I wish someone would show these people a real woman, maybe they'd steer clear of hentai for a while...
-"yes this is so cool you should be a photoshop artist"
iippo: Wha? Either I don't know what a Photoshop artist is, or I'm not using PhotoShop (to my grande surprise). Or the picture doesn't look like PhotoShopped. o.O
-"this pictrure is off the hook"
iippo: I assume this member goes around the art arena and trashes everyone's art and rates zeros.
-"not nice at all you shoulden`t put this on"
iippo: First rule of argumenting: back up your claims with evidence! Now it's just sad blabbering.
-"the background's nice. Not crazy about how the person was drawn and colored though. Sorry."
iippo: One trick pony. Do't like anything that is any different from the regular style.
-"Not bad, but the colorings a bit slopy. "
-"it's a bit blurry colored"
iippo: I actually want it that way since I despise the perfect, flawless anime world, and I will lose my nerve for going crazy about some tiny little detail since this is just for my amusement.
-"could be sharper and more detailed"
iippo: In the real art world we pfft at detail. The less detail you have and still look awesome, the greater artist you are. It's just like being an assassin (in Leon). The better you are, the smaller weapon you get to use. Pros use knives.
-"Is her neck broken?(don't take it personally) . . ."
iippo: o.O Don't take it personally? Darling, I'm a pro, I know how to handle critique.
-"your going to be an artist for sure!"
iippo: One can only hope... ^'^;
iippo: It's not proper to tell someone that they are sexy just like that.
-I'm not saying you are sexy just like that. I'm saying you are sexy just like me.
-Hnnggg, why can't you download it for me?
iippo: the page is still down.
-So, Elftown is constantly down and it works again.
iippo: Well, Elftown has [Hedda].
Hmm, do I bother making a proper art wiki in additon to my nudie one and new cartoon one...? Because these avi-arts don't fit into neither.
Shiiit, I have too may wikis as it is...
w00t, another of these!
DaisyPusher -- I visited the house because the name is uber
ally -- the ally!!! My friend!!
RiverStar --What if-wiki friend!
Mr. Pan man --Hats...
Blood Raven --RP-buddy
lordzepher --a friend, linn's hubby
Adamo Luna -- A friend from an rp
Linn Scarlett --Linn, rp-bud
Veltzeh -- another Finn
-.x.- Quiet Rainstorm -.x.- -- a forum talker person
Everyone in my list I knew!
True, plain and simple <---
Cat Demon Jenny
A lot of important people are visiting... I should buy a coffee-machine insted of always serving this instant shit... :P
I am also apparently attracting a lot of attention from guards, council members ect... I'm in trouble... :P
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Contests to enter:
AUG 31 Creature Feature Contest
END OF JUL Fables & Fairytales Contest maybe won't have time
END OF AUG Art of the Natural Nude Contest erk, haaard
NONE YET Done in Paint not yet sure if I should be the judge of this contest instead.
OCT or 30 ENTRiESArt A Story Contest
AUG 20art corner Not a contest per se
AUG 9 tentacles of insanity contest
AUG 20HeraldContestArena - A Heralder Wedding
AUG 15 What if...
NOT OPEN YET Pokemon Fanart Contest
2005-07-22 ally: *hugs* :p
2005-07-23 Sitting under a tree: *tickles*
2005-07-23 ally: *pokes*
15:35:03 iippo: *eye bleeds* >.O
16:28:32 ally: :o Who poked iippo in the eye? ><
16:57:20 pixie_shimmer: omg you!
17:38:58 ally: Nooo ! I didn't! I poked Tree
17:46:01 pixie_shimmer: you must have missed :P
17:49:44 Sitting under a tree: *pokes ally*
19:46:39 ally: Haha missed! Now iippo's other eye is bleeding too O.o
22:47:46 pixie_shimmer: :-O poor iippo!
10:12:30 Sitting under a tree: ow, sorry iippo *hands cookie*
10:16:48 iippo: ><; Muahaha, this is one classy conversation! *copy-pastes*
10:20:16 Sitting under a tree: *licks paste*
True Self is voting for the winner. Some really amazing submissions there, go and vote.
'Nother o dese stupit dingses. Argh.