[~/xCurley x Jeffersonx\~]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2005-05-26
Written: (5667 days ago)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..............................................nothing much really

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Written about Friday 2005-05-20
Written: (5673 days ago)

1. Drop all your change on the ground near a vending machine and pick it up via crawling.

2. Ask for a price check at the Dollar Store- without the tax.

3. Follow a family and pretend you are the long lost child they gave up for adoption during the blizzard of 76. When they deny it, walk away.

4. Set up a DDR right in the middle of a walkway and REVOLUTIONIZE THE MALL WALKWAY!!! (You may need some extension cords for this, but that'll be the least of your problems)

5. Only use pennies to pay for things (or you can cheat and use dollar bills too)

6. Talk to inanimate objects.

7. Have a staring contest with a statue and wonder outloud why you keep losing.

8. Follow people and make loud footsteps. Tell them to stop it when they look at you-that's your cue to walk normal. Continue.

9. Obscure extremely important signs.

10. Make funny faces while trying to hold a conversation.

11. Poke fake food.

12. Hide in clothes racks and jump out at shoppers, but make sure there's room for you in there first. When this goes wrong, it hurts.

13. Introduce yourself as 'Meryl' and 'Millie' to random passersby (this only works with two people, duh). It's more convincing when you ramble about insurance, too.

14. Poke people.

15. Try the products.

16. If ever you find your hands too moisturized in the Bath and Body Works, comment on the soft robes they have. (This makes no sense to you, but it still makes for a good time.)

17. Draw on people's faces and send them to buy stuff or ask questions.

18. Beat up random things.

19. Sit on a bench and feed imaginary birds.

20. Play 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly' on the Carousel.

21. Make piles of stuff and then bury people in it.

22. Put your face real close to glass windows.

23. Bump into things (preferably glass windows).

24. If you do bump into a shiny glass window, ask people "What this new age contraption is”

25. Host Woodstock '04.

26. Dance your brains out at Woodstock '04.

27. Hide in the directories if they're leaning against each other in a triangle shape- sorta like ^, but bigger.

28. Make it your mission to cut as many people off as you can. Have a contest with your friends.

29. Say a certain word in every sentence, like 'macaroni'.

30. Stare at things. People will then stare at that thing. Then stare at the person.

31. Stare at someone, but when they look, look away. Slowly look back. Continue.

32. Speak Gibberish. Ask questions in gibberish.

33. Ask questions with obvious answers.

34. Sit on people and when they realize it say "Oops- Sorry! I didn’t see you there!"

35. Put on a fake mustache and act dastardly.

36. With a friend, pretend you're a foreign exchange student from some made up country. Who are they to know every single country in the world?

37. Host an art/stuff you found in the garbage auction.

38. Tell a store clerk that you lost your brother as a friend stands right next to you.

39. Run up to people and say "Here she is!"

40. Bring your imaginary friend.

41. Wear signs that say funny stuff (like pointless Trigun quotes)

42. Go into a picture booth. Take pictures, then hand them out to random people. Autographs optional.

43. Jazzercise in the elevator.

44. Act like the elevator operator in the elevator.

45. Start a conga line, and go into the elevator, which will hopefully cut off the end of the line, and tell the people in the elevator that you're "Glad they're gone".

46. Stick little notes on merchandise (like a ring that says 'The One' or you can try to put the whole inscription on it, but that's really hard to fit on a piece of paper)

47. Try to use words starting with the same letter as much as possible.

48. Have a fake fist fight with a friend.

49. Put random things on your head.

50. Salute people who walk by.

51. Go shopping for your attack hamster (see Safety Tips by Martha)

52. Pretend to be sick and cough/sneeze on people.

53. Stuff notes in pants pockets (like 'I'm your new pocket-gnome, Larry' or 'Camphor').

54. Tape things together.

55. ‘Accidentally’ fall down. Crutches come in handy for this one. So to digital cameras.

56. Buy dog collars for you and your friends. Better yet, get some ID tags to eliminate any confusion.

57. Pretend the glass elevator is a teleporter and scream, "BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!"

58. Tape "Kick Me" signs on people.

59. Act out famous movie scenes.

60. Talk like a robot.

61. Consult your handy stuffed animal on which shade of blue eyeshadow you should get.

62. Act like James Bond and roll around on the ground whenever you have to get somewhere.

63. Slap people with a glove and say, "I challenge you to a duel!"

64. Actually duel in the proper Harry Potter fashion, pencils and all.

65. Talk through a sock puppet.

66. Save some ketchup packets from McDonald's to snack on later--and tell the nice people staring at you that it's 'astronaut food'.

67. Teach some parrots at the pet shop some new vocabulary.

68. Build a porch/deck at sears--they have all the tools ya need.

69. Ask any appliance salespeople if they have a tv that speaks English.

70. While you're at sears in the tool section, ask a salesperson how well certain saw cuts through bone.

71. Rummage through a bin of jellybeans in a candy store-and claim you're looking for an expensive earring.

72. Answer any service phones that ring with the traditional 'Pizza Hut' (or if you're a spaz like me, Pizza the Hut)

73. Pretend to be a manequin and stand very still in store windows. Scream occasionally.

74. Wave at the secrurity cameras.

75. Make up songs about mispronounced words.

76. Sing 'Toxic' to bystanders and do all the coreography from the video. They won't mind at all.

77. Ride the Hate Doll around!

78. If you're at the national mall, fly little egg-shooting monkeys around, preferrably aiming at bush. It would help to have a camera mounted on the monkey as well

I'm goin to the mall tomorrow!

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Written about Wednesday 2005-05-04
Written: (5689 days ago)

I'm so lonely!!!!

I log on after 3 days and i have no messages!!!!!!!!!

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Written about Tuesday 2005-05-03
Written: (5690 days ago)


I want one!!!!!!!

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Written about Sunday 2005-04-24
Written: (5699 days ago)

Fun Things To Do At Walmart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.

Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Ask to put M&M's on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,

"I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

TP as much of the store as possible.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,

"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

I stole this from someones house

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Written about Sunday 2005-04-24
Written: (5699 days ago)

whey!!!!!! Devon was better than I thought it would be!!

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-19
Written: (5704 days ago)

1. Learn to skateboard
2. Learn bass as well as electric guitar
3. Get all ma hair pink
4. Get a Gibson 335
5. See Blink-182 in concert
6. Get the lyrics to a song tottaed round my wrist
7. get ma lip pierced in the corner
8. Ride a motorbike
9. Smash a bar stool across someones back
10. Bitch slap someone
now for the soppy ones
11. fall in love
12. fall out of love
Back to normal now
13. Punch a person in a white suit
14. Dive a larda o see how bad they are
15. Shoot a frog
16. Make my brother cry
17. Finnish school
18. Not get sent out of geography anymore
19. Live in America
20. Form a band and get real good :)
21. Go on tour in a band with Blink-182
22. Make a anime comic
23. hmmmm finnish this!

now im stuck lol

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Written about Saturday 2005-04-16
Written: (5707 days ago)

im gonna make a list of 30 things to do before im 18 i think. I'll start it tomorrow

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Written about Wednesday 2005-04-13
Written: (5710 days ago)

your never alone with insanity

Maybe she born with it, maybe its insanity

your never alone with insanity

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-12
Written: (5711 days ago)


Adult- a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

beauty parlor- a place hwere women go to curl up and die

chicken- the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead

committee- a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Dust- mud with the juice squeezed out

egotist- someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

handkercheif- cold stotage

inflamation- cutting money in half without damaging the paper

mosquito- an insect that makes you fly better

rasin- grape with sunburn

secret- something you tell to one person at a time

skeleton- a bunch of bones with the person scraped off

toothache- the pain that drives you to extraction

tomorrow- one of the greatest labour saving devices of today

yawn- an honest opinion openly expressed
there's more coming

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-12
Written: (5711 days ago)


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quietened down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less

NOW --------

Enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back, and beat the sh*t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.


When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

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Written about Monday 2005-04-11
Written: (5712 days ago)

Sound Track to my life

Opening song: Blink-182- All the small things
Waking up: Clocks-Coldplay
Theme Music: Blink-182- Give me one good reason
First date: Blink-182- Please Take me home
First kiss: Jimmy Eat World-Polaris
Falling in love: Travis- SIng
Seeing an old love: Blink-182- Dammit
Heartbreak: Blink-182- Dysentry Gary
Driving fast: Jimmy Eat World- Nothing Wrong
Getting ready to go out: Blink-182- First Date
Dancing at a club: Blink-182- Violence
Flirting: Blink-182- Josie
Feeling sexy: Blink-182- allways
Walking alone in the rain: Blink-182-Adams song
Missing someone: Blink-182- Im miss you
Summer vacation: Blink-182- The rock show
Fighting with someone:Green Day- Homecoming
Thinking back: Jimmy Eat world- kill
Feeling depressed: Blink-182- Roller coaster
Falling asleep: Jimmy Eat World- Get it faster
Closing song: The Goons- The ying tong song

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Written about Friday 2005-04-08
Written: (5716 days ago)

Oh i did this test thingy, didnt really understand it, too many long words......

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Modrate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html

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Written about Friday 2005-04-08
Written: (5716 days ago)

This is ma favoutite somg at the moo
[Jimmy Eat World-Kill]

You're just across the street
Looks a mile to my feet
I want to go to you
Funny how I'm nervous still,
I've always been the easy kill
I guess I always will

Could it be that everything goes round by chance
Or only one way that it was always meant to be
You kill me
You alwas know the perfect thing to say
I know what I should do but I can't just walk away

I can picture your face well
From the bar in my hotel
I wish I'd go to you
I pick up, put down the phone
Like your favouite heartmiser song goes:
"It's just like being alone..."

Oh god, please don't tell me this has been in vain
I need answers for what all the waiting I've done means
You kill me
You've got some nerve but can't face your mistakes
I know what I should do but I can't just turn away

So go on, love
Leave while there's still hope for escape
Got to take what you can theses days
There's so much ahead
And so much regret
I know what you wan to say
I know it but can't help feeling differently
I loved you
And should have said it
But tell me.
Just what has it ever meant

I can't help it
This is who i am
Sorry but i can't just go turn off how I feel
You kill me
You build me up just to watch me break
I know what I should do but I just can't walk away
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Written about Friday 2005-04-08
Written: (5716 days ago)

Welcome people and persons, to the house of Olive

No chavs, jocks, preps, townies or anything like that, they should all be shot, or burned, deppends on how much you annoy me

My other profile is in my diary, allong with other random stuff.

Before messaging me, please take the time to read at least some of the things i have on my profile. And don't add me to ur msn unless i've said you could.

Please no 'hi' or 'wazup' messages, they really get on my tits. And don't send me a relation request untill i've actually had a conversation with you.

Okay, I'm done moaning now!!! lol

Blink-182, Tom Delonge, music, art, drawing, reading, The OC, ER, CSI:Crime scene investigation/Miami/New York, chocolate, guys who wear eyeliner, guys who wear make-up, weird coloured hair, sleeping, my computer, the world wide wed, TV, my guitar, my life before i messed it up, my new friends, ELFTOWN!!!!!! msn, photography, aliens, death, black, red, UFO's, vans shoes, chains on jeans, skaters, the atticus bird, black nail polish, Monty Phyton, Blackadder, Mark Lemar but i dont know why he looks like my brother.........anyhoo.

posers, ponses, CHAVS, people who catogorise others 9how hypocrittcal of me), pepper, cus cus, annoying phrases such as 'how now brown cow', busted, McFly, Ashlee Simpson, Good Charlot, Oacis, people who self harm to get attention, brothers, Eastenders, boy band, girl bands, pop groups, Van Morrison, people who smash up/murder guitars appart from Pete Townsend, people who think they're so cool cause they have a guitar but cant actually play it, people who wear too much make-up, girls who are fat but don't know it and wear tight fitting jeans and tops that are cut too short, CHAVS, perves, pedos, murderers, Slopknot, Paul O'Graidy and his dog, Arnald Shwartzanigger (sp??), my brother, my brothers friends, my friends brothers friends, one word messages unless its a really funny word like stodgy, questionares, when i ramble, the poeple i hate at school, George Bush cause he is just generally annoying.</center

I'll keep adding to that, the list of hates is never ending lol
im so hypocritical sometimes, but that cant be helped, at least i know my faults

my faults:
i can be hypocritical, i label but dont like to be labeled, i hate too many people, i cant spell, im ugly and fat (at least i know!!)

and other stuff

I'm a huge blink-182 fan, kinda obsessed actually. They're all i listen to, i'm listen to the right now and probly will be when you read this. Tom, Mark, an Travis are legends and Blink should come back soon, so i can see them live. I might put up some lyrics in 'the beloved diary' later

have a nice day, if you don't like me then im sure i wont like you, bye bye!!!

O yeah and If you want to know more check out my diary,a nd do my poll while your at it
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Written about Thursday 2005-04-07
Written: (5716 days ago)

i really can't wait for my new album to arrive.

I've been torturing myself with the clips of it on amazon

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Written about Wednesday 2005-04-06
Written: (5717 days ago)

1) Name: Olivia
2) AKA: Olive
3) Country of living: Scotland
4) Birth date: May 14th 1992
5) Height: dunno
6) Eye color: Hazel
7) Shoe size: 7
8) School: KHS
9) Do you smoke: no thanks
10) Hobby's: guitar, ET, sleeping
11) Brothers/Sisters: 1 sister, i mean brother
12) Relationship: No
13) Piercing(s): want my lip peirced
14) Tattoo: i want they lyrics to give me one good reason totooed roud my wrist
15) Favorite Country to go to: France
16) Are there people you wont reply to: yes
17) Nicest person you met this year: [Rattie] or [Mercenes]
18) Person you rather not have met this year: this stupid fat fuck who thinks im her friend but im no
19) Who would you like to meet: Tom DeLonge
20) Who do you admire most: dunno
21) Most sexy person(s): Tom Delonge
22) Favorite Pajamas: red with penguins on them
23) Favorite Car: old Nissan sunny for no reason or Ford Capri
24) Favorite Movie(s): Gotika and the monty Phython films
25) Favorite Music: Punk pop punk rock whatever you call it
26) Favorite City(s): Edinburgh
27) Favorite Plush: wtf is a plush
28) Favorite Clogne: dunno
29) Favorite Magazine: Kerrang!
30) Favorite sound: when you tap on a white board with a ruler
31) Favorite TV-series: CSI or Er
32) Favorite Writer: Garth Nix
33) Favorite Nickname: Olive
34) What all is under your bed: boxes and magazines, not porn tho
35) Favorite color: blood red (o how sinister)
36) Favorite Song ever: Blink-182, Family Reunon
37) Favorite song at this moment: Jimmy Eat World Nothing wrong
38) Favorite food: ice cream, chocolate of course
39) Favorite class in school: Music
40) Favorite drink: Irn Bru
41) Lucky number: dont have one
42) What do you think is greatest about yourself: I'm occasionally funny
43) What deodorant do you use: Sure
44) Favorite shoes: Vans
45) What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 9.00-11.00
46) What word do you use most: like
47) Most romantic moment in your life: I have no romantic moments in my life
48) Most embarassing moment in your life: Too many
49) You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside
50) What do you do in the weekends: Sleep, watch TV, Play guitar, listen to music
51) What class in school do you dislike most: Math or Moden Studies
52) Your Breakfast: nuthin
53) What do you really really dislike to eat: Sea Food
54) Pets: Dogs and cats
55) Laugh or Dream: Laugh
56) Serious or funny: both
57) Fast or slow: both
58) You prefer being alone or have relation: alone
59) Simple or complicated: simple is easy
60) Cremate or Buried when dead: buried
61) Sex or Alcohol: neither
62) Stay up late or go to bed early: Late
63) Light or dark: dark
65) Tall or small girls/guys: tall
66) News paper: never
67) Hug or kiss: hug
68) Happy or Sad: Happy
69) Life or Death: life
70) Left or Right: right
71) What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: why
72) You believe in reincarnation: yup
73) You believe in Aliens: hell yeah
74) When you die, what will be your last words: Looks like im dieing
75) Does true love exist: it might
76) How many kids would u like to have: none
77) What is the one thing you can't stand: when people constantly sniff
78) Best feeling: happyness
79) Worst feeling in the world: the felling of being watched
80) What are you afraid of: falling in love then loosing them
81) Are you an emotional person: somewhat
82) Do you ever cry during a movie: maybe
83) Your goal in life: to eat a swan
84) What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: didnt make one
85) Favorite art-artist: dunno
86) As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a beautiful black horse
87) Favorite Cartoons:Simpsons, Futerama
88) Who is your best friend/s: i dont do best friends
89) Boys names (kids): dave
90) Girls names (kids): it
91) Animal: these qusetions make no sense
92) Game(s): Legasy of Kain, soul reiver
93) If you could make your own flavor of toothpaste, what would it be?: chocolate
94) What super hero would you be? wonder woman
95) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: bleshmen, people with badly bleached hair
96) Do your friends think you're dumb? yea
97) If you met the REAL Santa Claus, what would you wish for: more wishes

I i'll finish it another day

and i know i allready got one of these thingys, but this one is abit different, plus im board

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-05
Written: (5718 days ago)

la la la la im a happy pixie
la la la la im a happy pixie
la la la la i i dont know what rhymes with pixie

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-05
Written: (5718 days ago)

i really cant spell

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Written about Monday 2005-04-04
Written: (5719 days ago)

Name: Olive
Sex: female
sign: i have no idea
religion: none
Race: Fennish, im fro Fenland, aka chav land, but im no chav
Birthplace: Peterburgh, Camridgshire
Location: Kelso, Scotish Borders
Straight, Gay, or Bi: Straight
Martial Status: Single and looking
Birthdate: 14 may 1992
Age: 12
Height: i dunno
Weight: i'd rather not know
Eye color: green/brown, hazel i suppose
Hair color: brown/red
Left/right/ambidextrous?: Right
Family: Brother (sadly), Mother and Father
Occupation: high school pupil
Piercings: sadly no, my father wiil not let me, i want ma lip peirced tho
Tattoos: not yet
Languages: English
Fave Bands: Blink-182
Jimmy Eat World
Green Day
My CHemical Romance
Kaiser Chiefs
Simple Plan (u know who u are that mad me interested in this band, and now, i like them)

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Written about Monday 2005-04-04
Written: (5719 days ago)

the new profile is crap but who cares!!!

O and i just bought the Cheshire cat abum, YEAH!!!!! trust it to tkae 10 days to get here.

bad news is im skint again *sobs*

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