This means, that since [Avaz] has abandoned his divine duties, I am now the Smut God Supreme. If you have any inquiries, Ask The Smut God!

Most Recent Changes
- Seeing what Ads I'll get for my list of strange things at the bottom of my description.

The Me


Things that don't interest me:

Being Flirted With

- Any house that has "Fuck You" in the first 3 lines of the description, Mood or Image Description.
- Responding to "Hi", "hey" "j0" or any variation of those.
- Replacing words with letters and numbers (ie. 2 hawt 4 u)

So now that that's out of the way, here I am...

6'4
185lbs
Short hair usually gelled back. Business style.
Blue Eyes
Naturally pointy ears.
Tattoo - Right Shoulder of Purple Dragon.

Currently Enjoying Music By
Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames No, I'm not a Guitar Hero III fan, My friends play this all the time though, but the song itself rocks. I find listening to it when at the gym helps me run faster and longer.

Currently Enjoy Literature By Tamora Pierce - Wild Magic Okay so I'm copping out and listening to it as an Audio CD, but when it's done with a FULL CAST AUDIO, it's so worth it, each character has their own voice and the story is just awesome so far. The only thing that bugs me is everyone who is good is GOOD and anyone who is bad is Extreme Bad. There doesn't seem to be a gray area, everyone is perfect, even in their imperfections. But it's a great story so far... And then I notice it's geared towards grades 6-9... hehe.. Tiny children brains cannot grasp the grey areas.

Current Awesome Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9-k-Pw4K3U
GIZMO DUCK! Anyone who had a childhood in front of the TV on Sundays knows who I'm talking about. Gizmo Duck don't take no guff from NOBODY!

Life

I'm a Registered Massage Therapist, living in St. Andrews, New Brunswick. I work in the Fairmont Algonquin hotel, at a huge 100 year old castle style hotel and am the only male therapist in the area. It's a great job and I love helping people and getting paid good money for it doesn't hurt either.

When I'm not out enjoying the view of the Passamaquoddy Bay, watching the tide go out for a mile and beach combing, I'm putting in a few hours at the gym. I go 5 days a week and have gotten really into the fitness thing. Living next to a beach is good motivation. I also spend the rest of my free time on the internet chatting with old friends I've known since I was a wee lad, entertaining, giving helpful advice and learning new things, most of it useless knowledge but it keeps life interesting.

To get a better idea of how my mind works when it comes to humor, check out the wikis below. If I'm making fun of you in them, either don't take yourself so seriously, or re-evaluate your existence on Elftown.

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Now for some Laughs

Wikis

My imagination is rated NC17 and may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer Discretion is Advised.

Ask The Smut God! Ask Me Anything, and I will answer it as funny and dirty as possible. Seriously.

The Un-Awards! is where I give awards to the most annoying and otherwise ugly houses out there. It's all in joke, except for those I give the Birdie Trophy to, those people's houses represent everything I hate about todays youth.

Tribute to My Enemy This is a "Tribute" to a girl I used to go to school with who went above and beyond the call of duty to represent everything that I despise and attempted to ruin my name and spread rumors about me at every possible turn. Many find it amusing.

Random ET Search Results I was bored... so I played with the Search. I love statistics!

Funny Stuff From My Life speaks for itself in it's name. It's not much now but I'll remember more or come up with more no doubt.Burning Questions that have been plaguing me for awhile. I want answers. Feel free to add your own questions.

Bitch About Art Thieves! A wiki I made for patrolers, guards and Elftown Helpers who are sick of people not only putting up stolen art, but putting it up right after being warned not to do it again!

Your Mom! is a place to share or swipe other peoples jokes about mothers. The lowest form of joke, but the one that's most open to variation!

Panty Raiders! is something I started as a joke to oppose Take Elftown's Panties Back. Come, discuss your panty theft tactics!

Desktop Backgrounds is a gallery of my photography, tweeked to look more interesting and resized for desktop backgrounds

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I'm a member of Gaia Online too, and have some video collections put together. You don't even need to join to see the videos. Just click the links below

Dr. Tran Collection:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/games/launch.php?g=vj&userId=9528122&;playlistId=546411&instanceId=001&_gaia_t_=120
Dr. Tran is just hilarious and he's got plenty of little videos. The best being Here Comes Dr. Tran and The Toy Cack

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And because of this new Ad system with Google, I want to see what sort of Ads will pop up based on my description:
Pornography, Transvestites, Centaurs, Breasts, Midgets, Clowns, Donkeys, Scotland, What What in the Butt, My Spoon Is Too Big, Rum, Strongbow, Pirates, Ninjas, Naked, Aliens, Boogers.