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aphrodizzeeack (everyfins blocked-chat wiv

Member #107054 created: 2005-01-07 00:52:09Simple URL:   


Oh my god... who is that sexy stud muffin!?!
Oh it's just me!

[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours,and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do,what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]


I like this drawing, it's for [gone_forever]!

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Ok, so let's get started




Ummm... well... I'm not to good at describing myself, let me see... well... male, black hair, toned body... ummm... I'll put a picture on the profile... when I get a scanner... or a camera!!!

Oh, and by the way, if you have got MSN Messenger add me

I like chatting to anyone about anything and if you want to just bitch about someone I LOVE bitching about people, especialy when I don't know them because then I don't have to say it to their face. I don't like talking behind peoples' backs, only if I don't know them (",) SO ADD ME

And it looks like lots of people are putting this on thier houses' so I'm going to copy them and do the same!!!
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

and my own question...
16. Do you get offended really easily? If so you may not want to talk to me because I just say whats on my mind and you should too!!!




(complements of Torrie @ [wickedgame6])


[This is really really sad...*wimpers*]

[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..]

[Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.]

[Guy: No, this is fun.]

[Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!]

[Guy: Then tell me you love me.]

[Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!]

[Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.]

[*Girl hugs him*]

[Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.]

[(In the paper the next day)]

[A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived.

[The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

[*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*]


People on ET that I know (I actully know):
[#1playmate] - Sister
[wickedgame6] - American Luver and she thinks I'm her bitch!
[RA\/E/\/] - Friend, [wickedgame6]s brother
[silkysmooth69] - Friend, [RA\/E/\/]s twin brother
[thunder_chunky] - Friend
[Spacker] - Friend (Owes me 650 ADH)
[h_ash] - My Bitch
[sweetyamamh] - Cousin
[outlaw] - College Friend
[kobbe] - Ma Dawg
[Mojo] - Friend, [kobbe]s brother
[miniminx33] - My Bitch, but I let her think that I'm hers!
[FIDDY] - *Player player player playerrrrr*
[BLaCK FuTuRE] - Crazy a*s driver on two wheels!!
[Feryanti] - Hummm... let me think...

People on ET that I know (from ET):
[LadyMoon] - Adopted Mummy
[Snowflame] - Other adopted Mummy
[Peter fucking Pan] - Adopted Daddy
[BigGiantX] - Green adopted Daddy
[spiced hot_tea] - My Pea Princess
[chosenwarrior7] - The first Pea Mage
[Emergency Room Romance] - First Adopted Daughter
[Acceber] - Funniest Pea Alive

If I missed anyone off then just message me so that I will remember! I'm a bit forgetfull!


OK, I finaly put all the junk that was on here into a wiki (well a bunch of them) go here to read it if you havn't got anything to do!

--> @phRo
--> @phRo's Pointlessness
--> @phRo's Pointlessness2
--> @phRo's Pointlessness3
--> @phRo's Wiki


Now... click here to find out the truth!count

Age: 24Year of birth: 1984Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 11

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 52°26.760'N 0°1.578'E

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Peterborough

Known languages
Sign LanguageArabicEnglish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
musicstrategy gamesuse communities

bluesheavy metalhip hop
housejazznew age
progressive metalpunkrap

Other interests
board gamescard gamescars
chasing the preferred sexchessdancing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 50

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