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Member #107716 created: 2005-01-09 22:56:31Simple URL:   

Name: Andrew T.


*cue Flight of the Valkyries* Dahh dat duh duh dahh duhhhh, dut duh duh dahh duhh, dut duh duh dahh duhh, dut duh duh daaahhhhhh


And I believe that you are ninja too.

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A mass majority of this were [Asian Man: "'This were'??!?!?! This ALREADY wants to make me kill myself..."] the inspired words of Asian Man, but was completly typed by [Rendever]

So yeah, this be Asian Man. I'm not a total poser, because I'm 1/4 Japanese. I'm really staring to get into mad styles of Techno [Asian Man: "What the crap does this mean??!"], such as Overseer, so if you know of any sick techno stuff or any good music intailing [Asian Man: "Spelled with an "i" instead of an "e"..."] hip-hop (Jurassic 5) punk (Autopiolet off) or rock (Linkin Park), feel free to inform me. I'm also [AsianMan: "Unnecessary capital...] Into DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) so if your in the Missoula, Montana area when I am and your willing to battle, I'm always up for the challenge. Last but not least, Look out for Phillippino Collie.

Thanks [Rendever]. Now it's my turn.
So yeah... Asian Man. [Rendever] pretty much covered everything about me, so there's not too much more that's meaningful to say....  But I can certainly ramble!

So of my hobbies include watching anime (my current fav is Cowboy Bebop), trying to catch up on manga, driving around in my tricked out 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX (on Need For Speed: Underground), and eating rice with chopsticks! 

This just in! I went through a brief goggle-less hyades after losing them at a rehersal for Much Ado About Nothing. Well, not no more! They're here!! Ironically (and actually on purpose) they're the same brand and look. I friggin' love 'em to death.

My homies (?) may include [in no particular order]...

[Rendever] - Wasn't that one obvious? I mean, he freakin' designed my bio for my. And it only cost me four dollars... Freakin' A, go Dadgers.

[Ryniel e' Lasavain] - Our Fearless Leader of Table X. Also the coolest chick in the universe. Ever. Period. Unnecessary. Sentence. Fragments. All jokes aside though, you really broaden my views of music (J-5 and Black Star rule!!) and you can totally "hang with the boys". Overall, you're a 12/5. I hope that we can hang out more; you're so fun, you know? I'll always be here if you need me.

[Leollyn] - THE INSANITY!!!!! Ah, random pranks never get old. Life just needs a little bit more chaos, other wise you go crazy.

[Fuel_Injected Teddy-bear] - He just kept bothering me, so he's cool now. That and he actually gave me some money!

[Gothic Fearie29]/[Gothis Death] - You don't even do Elftown anymore! It's just funny for me, you know? Oh yeah, I'm here for anything you need, despite the fact that you're 200 miles away. Count on me, Mia-dono!

[Somewhat Damaged] - New Zealand rocks, and so do its denizens. Always. If anyone dare hurt her, I will personally knock them out. Twice. May life always treat you well everywhere you go.

[Tookie] - One of those kids that just kinda came with Fallon and crew. Kidding, kidding, kidding. We don't hang much, but we need to, dangit!

[Articia] - What can be said? She's Rendever's lady, and kicks some butt when you'd least expect! Get that dirt off ya shoulder, girl.

[searching for the light] - Statistics have shown that asians are just that much cooler. She has this kind of cool in spades. I got your back, ya hear?

[shmoopy2] - Bright and peppy in every situation. (And I put an emphasis on EVERY. I've never seen her be a crank. Ever.) That, and there's just something about her, you know? Just kidding! You don't know her! ^-^

And for the small sum of $7.50, you can become one of asian man's homies(?) too! Now accepting Paypal and Visa.

[The other day, I decided on something! My mood will be some song lyrics, usually from the chorus,

and whomever sends me the artist and the song will recieve 10 kudos points! Happy hunting.

So anyways, I dig all kinds of music, but I definitely have preferrences. First off, I dig the emo-ish stuff, like Thrice, Autopilot Off, and Jimmy Eat World. Next off, I like the hip-hop side of rap. You know, the kind that's more about the rhyme than the big cars you drive. This style might include Mos Def, Jurassic 5, and The Roots. Later off, I dig the techno, like the not pop kind. This may (or may not) include the likes of Fatboy Slim, The Crystal Method, and BT. Lastly, I dig J-Stuff. Stuff like Nanase Aikawa, Megumi Hayashibara, and Utada Hikaru.
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Yay!! Zone of the Enders! I'm, like, one of fourty-two people worldwide that likes this series of games (as evidenced at our local renting shop, Hastings; the last time it was rented was in February, and I was the one who rented it. Go figure)! I found this from an FAQ page on IGN. I'm not normally one to bite other peoples' work, but no one likes this anyways, right???

       For all of my friends who keep asking me what I want for my birthday, I compiled a list. Then I decided to publish this list to a) give you an idea of what I like, b) make it easier to update, and c) give ME a general idea of what I'm saving for (my memory sucks). If anything else, it makes great bathroom reading! Well, that is, great if check your e-mail whilst on the toilet. If you actually make a practice of doing this regularly (get it? REGULAR?), I'm sorry for you.

- Artist                        Album                                      Genre                 AMG Review                 MSRP-

The Roots                    Phrenology                    Hip-Hop                      ****1/2                       $13.98

Linkin Park                Reanimation              No One Knows...          ***          $16.99

k-Os                            Exit                                   Hip-Hop/Funk/R&B                         ****                           $17.99

Thievery Corporation       Cosmic Game         Acid Jazz/Techno             ****              $16.99


Robotech: The Macross Saga - Digitally Remastered - Volume 1  MSRP: $29.99

Samurai Jack: Season 1   MSRP: <$19.99 (Backburner)

Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS Team DVD Complete Collection      MSRP: <$49.99


Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones - Game Boy Advance     MSRP: $29.99

Metal Arms: A Glitch in the System - Gamecube    MSRP: $12 on eBay


Ender's Game                 Orson Scott Card                  Sci-Fi                         MSRP: $6.99

This looked kind of interesting, so I filled it out. Well, I copied it, deleted the stuff that didn't apply to me, THEN filled it out. So there.

Series 1-intro
-Name: Andrew Stephen Testerman
-Birthdate: 8/22/87
-Current Location: Boze-grade (A nice little niche between Belgrade and Bozeman), MT
-Hair Color: Brownish-ness
-Righty or Lefty: Right
-Zodiac Sign: Leo
-Innie or Outtie: Who talks like this anyways?

Series two -
-The shoes you wore today: My ghetto pair of Sketchers. It's the "S"! *blech...*
-Your eyes: Brownish-ness, sorta
-Your weakness: Kryptonite? Probably women, bad English dub, and Nickelback-style pop-rock (I don't care, it's not rock!)
-Your fears: Rejection, letting my friends down.

Series three - what is
-Your most overused phrase on aim/aol: Don't use it too much, but probably "So anyways..."
-Your thoughts when waking up: Just five more minutes...
-The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Hair! Next eyes. (Japanese-style eyes are SO attractive to me)
-Your best physical features: Buh. You tell me. I'm not too sure.
-Your usual bedtime: 10:30-ish. This does not reflect on when I fall asleep.
-Your greatest accomplishment: Convicing my parents to let me and my friends road trip to Missoula by ourselves.(MapQuest it if you're not sure where I speak)
-Your best memory: Bad short term memory. But probably the first time I met Cheline.

Series four - do you
-Smoke: Nope.
-Cuss: I try and avoid it. To counter act, I generally use a bunch of ridiculous euphamisms, or end up saying "Freakin' A" or "Crap" a lot.
-Sing well: Not particularly.
-Take a shower everyday: Habitually. Morning and at night.
-Want to get married: yes
-Type with your fingers on the right keys: The little number pad thingadoo? It drives me crazy to NOT use it.
Believe in yourself: Sometimes. It depends. Ask me again sometime.
Get motion sickness: Nope! And that drives my dad crazy.
Think you're attractive: Buh. Kinda.
-Think you're a health freak: Not really. I eat a salad every once in a while.
-Get along with your parents: Off and on. They pay the bills, so it's in my interest to do so.
-Like thunderstorms: As often as they occur around here... Yes.
-Play an instrument: Trumpet! Playa hustle! *looks around and sits back down, slowly.*

Series five - in the past month/week, did/have you
-Smoke(d): No
-Done a drug: Nuh-Uh.
-Made out: Can't say that I have.
-Gone on a date: Nadda.
-Gone to the mall: Yes. (There's one...)
-Been on stage: Yes! Acting.

-Been dumped: That requires a significant other. So not yet.
-Gone skating: I haven't bladed in months.
-Made homemade cookies: Yes actually! I made 'em myself. And they were so freakin' sweet...
-Gone skinny dipping: Nyet.
-Dyed your hair: Iie desu.
-Stolen anything: *shakes head*

Series six-have you ever
-Played a game which involved removing clothing: I don't het out much.
-Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Straight edge like a saber, man.
-Been called a tease: Who talks like this?
-Gotten beat up: I try not to piss people off.
-Shoplifted: Negatory.
-Changed who you were to fit in: I hope not.

Series seven-the last
-Last word u said: Hmmmm. (Is that even a word?)
-Last thing u ate: A plate of spaghetti!
-Last song u sang: Gangsta Trippin' - Fatboy Slim (Can you really sing a techno song, though?)
-Last thing u laughed at: My friends.
Last time u went out to dinner: Does crew food at McDonald's count. I hope not...
-Last time u flew: Two months ago to Colorado.

Series eight-the future
-Age you hope to get married: Somewhere in the 20's.
-Numbers and name of children: One, maybe two.
-Describe your dream wedding: By the ocean. It would be a light reception, with some killer eats and dancing afterwards.
-What age do you want to die: At least after 55.
-What do you want to be when you grow up: The most kickin' DJ you've ever seen/heard/attended a party thrown by.
-What country would you most want to visit: Britain or Egypt.
-Story behind your screen name: I was christened this by the [table x] crew. I always act asian, and was given the name. I think it rocks; it gets me SO many random messages. (Send me one now. G'wan, do it!)
-Identify some things surrounding ur computer: Speakers, CDs, a counter top...

Series nine-currently
-Current clothes: Black Planet Hollywood: Honolulu shirt, blue carpenters, class ring, and yellow Casio watch (Which looks EXACTLY like Napolean Dynomite's, except yellow. I've had it for eight years, and it's going nowhere.)
-Current mood: Frustraited I can't leave.
-Current taste: Huh? Explain. (Anyone.)
-Current hair: Brown, much bangs, slightly curved to my right.
-Current annoyance: I can't hang with friends right now. Also, I have a massive debt.
-Current smell: Living... room?
-Current thing u should be doing: Burning  18 CDs for a classmate...

-Current Desktop picture: My 14 month old brother.
-Current favorite word/saying: "Freakin' A", "What the crap."
-Current favorite groups/singers: Autopilot Off (Best band you've never heard of), Jurassic 5, Fatboy Slim, Aikawa Nanase, more Jurassic 5...
Current DVD in player: Outlaw Star.
-Current worry: There's not a girl for me, there's not enough time for anything (not a worry, it just gets on my nerves).
-Current crush: Sarah! If only you weren't so deep with your boyfriend. We're still friends, though. =D
-What are your plans now that ur done: Listen to music, check my bookmarks, do stuff.

[Note: Any and all typos in the last part were purposely

left in just to spite a certain member who mailed me about them. *coughcough[Rendever
]coughhack* So there.]

Age: 20Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 22

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 45°46.998'N 111°9.000'W

Place of living: USA-Montana

Town: Boze-grade

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesemailmusic

no musicalternativehip hop

Other interests
religionrole playingtheatre

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 180

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