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Trennas (Bored of my ET house; uninspired to change it XD)

Member #120408 created: 2005-03-04 19:18:40

Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/trennas

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The first badge means that I was a Featured Member. I am also one of the Donors of Writing, Donors of Funds, one of the Photographers after winning the 2007 ET Photograph Competition: Science Fiction Photography! I'm also one of the Featured Wikigraphers and one of the Master Builders, after winning the Magic Photography Contest for Veterans!

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The Gaslight Asylum

Description:

^Warning:

Trennas can and may not be held responsible for any kind of permanent damage (mental, physical or otherwise) one might sustain while viewing his house, watching his photography and art, reading his stories, messaging him or witnessing the random madness of his evilicious insanity.

It is therefore strongly advised that all visitors tread his sanctuary with extreme caution.

And a biohazard suit.

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THE MOST IMPORTANT STUFF

^{In a Nutshell:}
^{That's just impossible! Anyone who as much as thinks about putting Trennas in a nutshell should really no better than that! Not just because Trennas is a master of escaping any kind of entrapment, but also because it's a matter of pure physics really.. If the nutshell is smaller than Trennas, Trennas does not fit into the nutshell; makes sense no? So, no Trennas in a nutshell! Well.. not unless it's a very big nutshell.. like the shell of.. a genetically mutated.. killer.. coconut.. Yeah, that might work..}

^{So, at this very moment, Trennas is contemplating on what to write with an almost empty bottle of tequila flavored beer sitting next to him. For the first time in years this has lead to the utter strange situation of self analysis, which is always a problem with Trennas since he suffers from a permanent condition which causes him to be unable to describe who he is and what he does in general. Well, here goes nothing..}

^{It has been a while since Trennas was dragged headfirst into Elftown by his lovely girlfriend [Saray]; three years minus two months, some days, a few hours and an insignificant amount of minutes and seconds to be precise. In that time a lot of stuff has happened, which frankly is so incredibly mind bulging that it has to be kept confidential for your own safety. Sorry about that.}

^{So, instead of musing in the past, let us disclose what Trennas is going to undertake in the future. Currently, he is pretty much graduated from Design for Virtual Theatre and Games at the Utrecht School of the Arts. After that, it's off to work, providing a suitable mode of employment can be found in time. At the same time, he and [Saray] will look for a place where they can happily live together ever after (donations are most welcome!)}

^{Next to that, Trennas is slowly, secretly but steadily working to get his writing career off the ground. But it's secret, so don't try to question or torture him about it. Bribing him works much, much better..}

^{That's it for now. If Trennas deems it necessary to enlighten you all with more of his infinite wisdom or.. rum.. you will get to see it when the time is right! Peace out!}

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^COMMUNITIES:

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^ANIMATIONS:

^{PHOTOGRAPHY & IMAGERY:}

^{STORIES & ARTICLES:}

^COMICS:

^{RANDOM WEIRDNESS:}

^TIMELINES:

TRENNAS...

^{IS BUSY WITH:}
^{- A top secret book project in the making}

^{IS LISTENING TO:}
^{- Flight of the Conchords}

^{IS CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH:}
^{- SQUIDDEHS!}
^{- Carnivorous vegetation}
^{- Indiana Jones Lego}

^{IS IN NEED OF:}
^{- Coconut rum!}
^{- More space!}
^{- A Job!}

^{BELIEVES THAT:}
^{- The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be made the only church in the world!}
^{- Global Warming is a money-making scam!}
^{- Unicorns are real!}
^{- Media, Fashion and Cosmetics thrive on making people feel like crap, just so they can make more money!}
^{- Undead Rhino-Horses are AWESOME!}
^{- The world was visited by extra-terrestrial beings at some point! (all the signs are there..)}
^{- Windows Vista is pretty cool! (once you get it to work..)}
^{- Elephants are purple, but humans are not meant to see them like that.}
^{- The Da Vinci Code is overrated.}
^{- And so is Harry Potter.}
^{- Pirates are as cool as it gets.}
^{- We need more pirates.}
^{- Alcohol stimulates imagination and destroys the brain.}
^{- There is just ONE human race. The rest is geography.}
^{- Angry tiki's ward off stupid people.}
^{- Things are as good or bad as you make them out to be.}
^{- Life is like a box of chocolates.}
^{- Men should not be allowed to wear pink shirts. On punishment of burnination.}
^{- This also counts for anyone wearing a combination of way too much perfume and cigarette smoke. Disgusting.}

^{HAS BEEN TO:}
^{- Denmark (LEGO Land)}
^{- England (London, Canterbury)}
^{- France}
^{- Germany}
^{- Greece (Crete)}
^{- Hell (and Back)}
^{- Hungary (Budapest)}
^{- Italy (Lago Maggiore, Milano)}
^{- Scotland (Dundee)}

^{DREAMS OF:}
^{- Living in a house with Saray}
^{- Writing a book}
^{- Actually making money with the book}
^{- Meeting Neil Gaiman}
^{- Getting a Czech wolfdog named Chewie}
^{- Playing fetch with Chewie and a hydrospanner}
^{- Spanking Sarah, because she deserves it >:)}
^{- Unfolding my evil plans to take over the world!}
^{- Building my super secret underground lair!}

^{CAN BE FOUND ON THESE WIKI'S:}
^{- The Sith Lords}

^{WATCHES THESE TV SHOWS:}
^{- Castle (S02E07)}
^{- Dexter (S04E07)}
^{- Californication (S0307)}
^{- Better Off Ted (S02 - December 8)}
^{- Psych (S04E09 - January 2010)}
^{- Burn Notice (S03E10 - January 2010)}
^{- Chuck (S03 - March 2010)}
^{- Weeds (S06 - 2010)}
^{- Scrubs (S09 - TBA)}
^{- Breaking Bad (S02E08)}
^{- Due South (S03)}
^{- Batman Beyond}
^{- Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire}
^{- Reaper}
^{- Life}
^{- Battlestar Galactica}
^{- The Middleman}
^{- jPod}
^{- Malcolm in the Middle}
^{- Farscape}
^{- Buffy the Vampire Slayer}
^{- Angel}
^{- The Knights of Prosperity}
^{- Six Feet Under}

^{LURVES THESE MOVIES:}
^{- 10.000 BC}
^{- 12 Monkeys}
^{- After the Sunset}
^{- Airplane}
^{- Airplane II}
^{- American Beauty}
^{- Arlington Road}
^{- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery}
^{- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me}
^{- Back to the Future I}
^{- Back to the Future II}
^{- Back to the Future III}
^{- Batman Begins}
^{- Big Fish}
^{- Blade Runner}
^{- Bubba Hotep}
^{- Burn After Reading}
^{- Clerks}
^{- Dawn of the Dead}
^{- Doctor Zhivago}
^{- Dodgeball}
^{- Dogma}
^{- Ed Wood}
^{- Empire of the Sun}
^{- Fargo}
^{- Forrest Gump}
^{- Funeral in Berlin}
^{- Get Carter}
^{- Get Smart}
^{- Ghost World}
^{- Grandma's Boy}
^{- Hellboy II: The Golden Army}
^{- Hot Fuzz}
^{- Hot Shots}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull}
^{- Intolerable Cruelty}
^{- Iron Man}
^{- James Bond 007: Octopussy}
^{- James Bond 007: The Living Daylights}
^{- James Bond 007: Goldeneye}
^{- James Bond 007: Casino Royale}
^{- James Bond 007: Quantum of Solace}
^{- Jurassic Park}
^{- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang}
^{- Kung Pow}
^{- LA Confidential}
^{- Lawrence of Arabia}
^{- Layer Cake}
^{- Memento}
^{- Minority Report}
^{- Monsters Inc.}
^{- Monty Python and the Holy Grail}
^{- Murder by Death}
^{- Napoleon Dynamite}
^{- O Brother, Where Art Thou}
^{- Office Space}
^{- Orgazmo}
^{- Pan's Labyrinth}
^{- Payback}
^{- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl}
^{- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest}
^{- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End}
^{- Punch-Drunk Love}
^{- Sahara}
^{- Schindler's List}
^{- Se7en}
^{- Sin City}
^{- Shaun of the Dead}
^{- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow}
^{- Sleepy Hollow}
^{- Slither}
^{- Space Balls}
^{- Stardust}
^{- Star Wars: A New Hope}
^{- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back}
^{- Star Wars: Return of the Jedi}
^{- Sunset Boulevard}
^{- Superbad}
^{- The Boys From Brazil}
^{- The Big Lebowski}
^{- The Bourne Identity}
^{- The Bourne Supremacy}
^{- The Bourne Ultimatum}
^{- The Constant Gardener}
^{- The Dark Knight}
^{- The Elephant Man}
^{- The English Patient}
^{- The Game}
^{- The Incredibles}
^{- The Ipcress File}
^{- The Machinist}
^{- The Librarian I: Quest For the Spear}
^{- The Librarian II: Return to King Solomon's Mines}
^{- The Librarian III: The Curse of the Judas Chalice}
^{- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad}
^{- The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear}
^{- The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult}
^{- The Name of the Rose}
^{- The Prestige}
^{- The Rocketeer}
^{- Top Secret}
^{- WALL.E}
^{- Watchmen}

^{WANTS TO SEE THESE MOVIES:}
^{- Changeling}
^{- Drag Me To Hell}
^{- Inglorious Basterds}
^{- Moon}
^{- Extract}
^{- District 9}
^{- The Informant}
^{- Shutter Island}
^{- Public Enemies}
^{- Give 'em Hell, Malone}
^{- Sherlock Holmes}
^{- Fantastic Mr. Fox}
^{- Despicable Me}
^{- The Men Who Stare at Goats}
^{- The Wolf Man (February 11, 2010)}
^{- Alice in Wonderland (March 11, 2010)}
^{- Iron Man II (April 29, 2010)}
^{- The Green Hornet (December 16, 2010)}
^{- Pirates of the Caribbean IV: On Stranger Tides (Summer 2011)}
^{- Untitled Bourne Project (2011)}
^{- Untitles Batman Project (TBA)}

^{GREATLY ADMIRES THESE MOVIE PEOPLE:}
^{- Ralph Fiennes}
^{- Michael Caine}
^{- Christian Bale}
^{- Michael C. Hall}
^{- Harrison Ford}
^{- Sean Connery}
^{- Alec Guinness}
^{- Peter O'Toole}
^{- George Clooney}
^{- Jeff Bridges}
^{- Johnny Depp}
^{- Robert Downey Jr.}
^{- Sam Neill}
^{- Hugh Jackman}
^{- Lawrence Olivier}
^{- Kevin Spacey}
^{- Guy Pearce}
^{- Edward Norton}
^{- Angelina Jolie}
^{- Charlize Theron}
^{- Christopher Nolan}
^{- Brad Pitt}
^{- Timothy Dalton}

^{JUST LURVES THESE GAMES:}
^{- Assassin's Creed (PS3)}
^{- Batman: Arkham Asylum (PS3)}
^{- Farcry 2 (PS3)}
^{- God of War (PS2)}
^{- God of War II (PS2)}
^{- God of War: Chains of Olympus (PSP)}
^{- Grim Fandango (PC)}
^{- Guild Wars: Factions (PC)}
^{- Guild Wars: Nightfall (PC)}
^{- Guild Wars: Eye of the North (PC)}
^{- Half-Life 2 (PC)}
^{- Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (PC)}
^{- Half-Life 2: Episode 2 (PC)}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (PC)}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (PC)}
^{- Jade Empire (PC)}
^{- King Kong (PC)}
^{- Lego Indiana Jones (PS3)}
^{- LittleBigPlanet (PS3)}
^{- Neverwinter Nights (PC)}
^{- No One Lives Forever (PC)}
^{- No One Lives Forever II (PC)}
^{- Portal (PC)}
^{- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (PC)}
^{- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (PC)}
^{- Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (PC)}
^{- Psychonauts (PS2)}
^{- Saints Row 2 (PS3)}
^{- Star Wars: Jedi Knight (PC)}
^{- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC)}
^{- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (PS3)}
^{- Syberia (PC)}
^{- Syberia II (PC)}
^{- Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon (PC)}
^{- Tex Murphy: The Pandora Directive (PC)}
^{- Tex Murphy: Overlord (PC)}
^{- Thief: The Dark Project (PC)}
^{- Thief: The Metal Age (PC)}
^{- Thief: Deadly Shadows (PC)}
^{- Tomb Raider: Legend (PC)}
^{- Tomb Raider: Anniversary (PC)}
^{- Tomb Raider: Underworld (PS3)}
^{- Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (PS3)}
^{- Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (PC)}

^{WANTS TO PLAY THESE GAMES:}
^{- Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (October 16, 2009)}
^{- Brütal Legend (October 16, 2009)}
^{- Borderlands (October 23, 2009)}
^{- Alpha Protocol (2010)}
^{- Assassin's Creed II (2010)}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings (PS2)}
^{- BioShock (PS3)}
^{- The Witcher (PC)}
^{- Dead Space (PS3)}
^{- Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3)}
^{- LEGO Batman (PS3)}
^{- Star Wars: The Old Republic (TBA)}
^{- Diablo III (TBA)}
^{- God of War III (TBA)}
^{- Dante's Inferno (TBA)}
^{- BioShock II: Sea of Dreams(TBA)}
^{- Thief IV (TBA)}
^{- Star Wars: Republic Commando II (praying)}

^{CLUTTERS HIS BOOKCASE WITH:}
^{- Dante Alighieri - Inferno}
^{- Douglas Coupland - JPod}
^{- Neil Gaiman - American Gods}
^{- Neil Gaiman - Anansi Boys}
^{- Neil Gaiman - Fragile Things}
^{- Neil Gaiman - Neverwhere}
^{- Neil Gaiman - Smoke and Mirrors}
^{- Neil Gaiman - Stardust}
^{- Neil Gaiman - The Graveyard Book}
^{- Mark Gatiss - The Vesuvius Club}
^{- Mark Gatiss - The Devil in Amber}
^{- Mark Gatiss - Black Butterfly}
^{- Jason Goodwin - The Janissary Tree}
^{- Jason Goodwin - The Snake Stone}
^{- Jason Goodwin - The Bellini Card}
^{- A.J. Hartley - The Mask of Atreus}
^{- A.J. Hartley - On The Fifth Day}
^{- Jonathan L. Howard - Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (current read)}
^{- George Mann - The Affinity Bridge}
^{- Christopher Moore - A Dirty Job}
^{- Christopher Moore - Bloodsucking Fiends}
^{- Christopher Moore - Fluke}
^{- Christopher Moore - Island of the Sequined Love Nun}
^{- Jeff Lindsay - Darkly Dreaming Dexter}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Lies of Locke Lamora}
^{- Scott Lynch - Red Seas Under Red Skies}
^{- China Miéville - Perdido Street Station}
^{- China Miéville - The Scar}
^{- China Miéville - Un Lun Dun}
^{- Terry Pratchett - Going Postal}
^{- Terry Pratchett - Making Money}
^{- Robert Ryan - Empire of Sand}
^{- Sean Williams - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed}
^{- Timothy Zahn - Star Wars: Heir to the Empire}
^{- Timothy Zahn - Star Wars: Dark Force Rising}
^{- Timothy Zahn - Star Wars: The Last Command}

^{IS GETTING THESE BOOKS NEXT:}
^{- Stephen Hunt - The Court of the Air}
^{- Stephen Hunt - The Kingdom Beyond the Waves}
^{- Christopher Moore - The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove}
^{- Christopher Moore - Practical Demonkeeping}
^{- Christopher Moore - Lamb}
^{- Christopher Moore - The Stupidest Angel}
^{- Christopher Moore - You Suck}
^{- Christopher Moore - Coyote Blue}
^{- Tony Pollard - The Minutes of the Lazarus Club}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Monsters of Mount Sinai}
^{- Indiana Jones and the Pyramid of the Sorcerer}
^{- Steve Perry - Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Republic of Thieves (TBA)}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Bastards and the Knives (2010)}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Thorn of Emberlain (TBA)}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Ministry of Necessity (TBA)}
^{- Scott Lynch - The Mage and the Master Spy (TBA)}
^{- Scott Lynch - Inherit the Night (TBA)}

^{FOLLOWS THESE WEBCOMICS:}
^{- http://www.sinfest.net}
^{- http://www.lfgcomic.com}
^{- http://www.leasticoulddo.com}
^{- http://www.girlswithslingshots.com}
^{- http://www.menagea3.net}
^{- http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV}
^{- http://www.homestarrunner.com}
^{- http://www.oglaf.com/}

^{IS ANNOYED WITH:}
^{- That stupid kid next door}
^{- The parents of that stupid kid next door}
^{- Any movie with Hugh Grant}
^{- Waking. Up. Early.}
^{- Big loud machines!}
^{- Groundhog Day scenarios in real life}
^{- Neighbours digging a 10 foot deep fish pit at 7 AM}
^{- Religion!}

^{IS AFRAID OF:}
^{- Hights (but not of flying, I'm just weird like that)}
^{- Touching pottery}

^{LURVES THESE PEEPZ:}
^{- [Saray]}
^{- [Mercenes]}
^{- [Adaria_Moonlight]}
^{- [SockRockin Spunges.]}
^{- [smakeupfx]}
^{- [Flawlessly Flawed]}
^{- [irulan]}
^{- [A Phoenix Rising]}
^{- [Deladreing]}
^{- [The optimist.]}
^{- [Chrysilla]}
^{- [PandorasMango]}
^{- [Fireblade K'Chona]}
^{- [Kelaria]}
^{- [Rain Poet]}
^{- [de Morte]}
^{- [~Lady Morgana~]}
^{- [Mirindyin]}
^{- [Arwen Elf Friend]}
^{- [Wunjo*]}
^{- [$$$!!!!]}
^{- [travs the bean]}

^{IS ALL OF THIS AND MORE:}
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The Gaslight Asylum

Age: 25

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human

51°47.91'N 5°35.868'E

Place of living: Netherlands

Known languages

Dutch	English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Home-page URL: http://www.facebook.com/stefan.sipos

Weblog URL: http://hungrytiki.wordpress.com

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

buildings	demons	dragons
elves	funny	landscape
sex	strange	vampires
weapons

Computer interests

action games	art	chat
email	graphics	information seeking
music	video	webcam
web design	Windows

Music

alternative	blues	classical
country	jazz	punk
rock

Other interests

animals	art	beer
books	cats	chasing the preferred sex
cooking	crime stories	dogs
drinks	eating	electronics
fantasy	film	geography
history	plants	role playing
scifi	theatre	travelling
wine	writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 176

Latest appearances in photo albums

SFAA 1-50