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Bumsoft (Vote for Pedro)

Member #121016 created: 2005-03-07 21:20:03Simple URL:   

Name: Will Neale AKA Chris, Mrs Neale's son

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Elftown titles and orders
Town Drunk

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[*Tatiana*] - Some random weird girl I know (and i wish i didn't)

[Tree-hugger] - RAMMY

[nealeyboyz] - my blingin' brother

[~GERALD~] - On his very first day in the world, much to his father's dismay, baby gerald immediately monopolized his mother's breasts.

[HORRORSHOW] - Kiss boy

[Nymphette] - Popularity central! (see fig 1.0)
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[save the red squirrels] - Since I have no amusing comment about her, I found a highly amusing picture of her:

[ninja.kicks.ass] - VOTE FOR PEDRO!

[Duke of Angels] - Some emo kid that wanted to pull me for a fiver


And visit my wiki: vote for pedro!

Quote of the day (QotD):

"i decided that if i was granted a wish, it would be that i could have the brain of an emo for one day, just to see what it was like. i would then write some emo songs and some emo poems based on my 'emotions' and when i regained normallity have a fucking good laugh." - [Nymphette]

Poetry corner (although it's more of an edge than a corner)

Hello my name is willy
I am a little bit silly
and often I get called gay
because i wear a beret

I like to ride my bike
and no I'm not a dike
i am very tall
and like to pick on the small (!)

I spent too long on the PC
talking with Lewsey
My eyes are red
cos i was up when i should have been in bed

Age: 17Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 11

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 54°3.882'N 1°49.026'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Boroughbridge

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Computer interests
action gamesartchat
graphicsinformation seekingmusic
strategy games

adult popalternativeclassical
heavy metalprogressive metalrock

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexeatinghistory

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 184

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