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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and sayOoh... s,
~!10 Ways to a gurls heart!~
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don't force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes for her.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it.
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her.
[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
MY MYSPACE [www.myspace.com/nicolie_olie08]
~*~[stephy-kins]-there are so many things that I could say but that would take forever. your a great friend and i'll always be there for you. I love ya so much!!!!
~*~[Tara]-omg its been 4 years and we are still friends. we've been threw a lot together, good and bad but I don’t think there is any thing that can break our friendship
~*~[Shay-Na-Nay]- i haven know you that long but we have be come really close and there are some things that you know that a lot of people don’t know about me~hint hint~wildchild!!! luv ya bunches.
~*~[ Amanda panda]- I don’t even know where to start! you have been there so much for me and i just wanna thank you so much i love you girly and don’t forget it.
~*~[ballamarrow]- all I gotta say is that you were my first friend when i moved down here and im gonna miss you so much when you move!!!
[If i forgot you im sorry but if ya wanna be on her just tell me!!!!!!]
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
[2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.]
3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?
[4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!]
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
[6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.]
7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
[8. What the hell?! I pay your salary!]
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
[10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.]
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
[12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"]
13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR
http://www.geocities.com/shining_star_of_2003/annoying <------ DONT Click Here
You dont notice the way I admire you far across the room,
The way i'd spend every minute just to get a glance of you,
Or when you walk past how I hold my breath,
Hoping you will look so you know I exist,
I know you don't know anything about me,
It's just like im not there,
And I know you dont see me smile,
When the wind rushes through your hair,
Or how i'd do anything to brush against your sleeve,
Or late at night when I tell you "I love you" in my dreams,
I know you dont know anything about me,
It's just like im not there,
Maybe one day you will realize I really do care,
You can learn about me, and I will know about you,
A couple we will be, together very soon!
(.:*( •·°It ToOk Me By°·• )*:.)
)*:.) ·CoMPlEtE SuPrIsE· (.:*(
(.:*( ·×WhEn My HeaRt×· )*:.)
)*:.)·ºGoT LoSt In hisº· (.:*(
)*:.) HeS NoT aLl I WaS (.:*(
(.:*( •·LoOkIn' FoR·• )*:.)
)*:.)BuT HeS AlL i WaNt (.:*(
(.:*(°AnD So MuCh MoRe°)*:.)
Girl:Do you think I'm pretty?
Girl:Do you like me?
Girl:Do you want to be with me forever?
Girl:Would you cry if I would leave?
Her: *starts to leave**
Him: *grabs her and makes her look at him** I don't like you, I love you. I don't want you, i need you. I don't think you're pretty, i think you're beautiful and if u left i'd die
[If you have problems in your relationships, try and fix them. Dont pretend its okay. Dont push your girls away, they are everything to you. Maybe the best thing for you. Listen to them, Treat them like princesses, go out of your way once and a while for them, take care of them when they are sad, and dont let go.]
[Girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped out on me for no reason, and im catching a cold!
Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know ill take care of you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks, but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down, bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow?
Girl: yeah sure, bye!
[2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes..... her friend swerves to avoid a truck....hitting a tree, her friend is killed instantly....the Girl's in a critical condition.]
[This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend]
[Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes]
[He shows up to the hospital room.....he's standing outside the door going over the last conversation they
had in his mind over and over as he hears the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump.]
[Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah, this...]
[it was an envelope that smelled like she sealed with a kiss in her favourite lipstick. He opened it..... it said ..... "Your everything to me....i love you with everything i am and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you!" sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to, and the first picture they took together.]
[He kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture. It looked as if in the picture she was crying...... The machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead.]
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100mph on a road.
Girl:"Slow down, I'm scared!"
Guy:"No, this is fun!"
Girl:"No its not. Please, its too scary"
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, i love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy:"Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
newspaper the next day:
motorcycle crashed into building because of break failure. Two passengers, but only one survivor.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the breaks went out, and he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her put on his helmet, so that she would live, even that it meant that he would die.
Guy: I saw her today.
[Girl:] I saw him today.
Guy: It seems like it's been forever.
[Girl:] I wonder if he still cares.
Guy: She looks better than before.
[Girl:] I couldn't help staring at him.
Guy: I asked her how things were going.
[Girl:] I asked about his new girlfriend.
Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
[Girl:] He's probably really happy now.
Guy: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
[Girl:] He couldn't even look at me.
Guy: I told her I missed her.
[Girl:] He doesn't miss me.
Guy: I meant it.
[Girl:] He didn't mean it.
Guy: I love her.
[Girl:] He loves his new girlfriend.
Guy: I held her for the last time.
[Girl:] He gave me a friendly hug.
Guy: Then I went home and cried.
[Girl:] Then I went home and cried.
Guy: I lost her.
[Girl:] I love him.
(I never had a dream come true lyrics)
Everybody's got something they had to leave behind
One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time
There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering)
How it could be now or neither been (or neither been)
All this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go
I never had a dream come true
Till that day that I found you
Even though I pretend that I've moved on
You'll always be my baby
I never found the words to say
You're the one I think about each day
And I know no matter where love takes me to
A part of me will always be with you
Somewhere in my memory I lost all sense of time
Amd tomorrow can never be
'Cause yesterday is all that fills my mind
There's no use looking back or wondering
How it should be now or neither been (or neither been)
Oh this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go
You'll always be the dream that fills my head
(Yes you will, say you will, you know you will, baby)
You'll always be the one I know (I'll never forget)
There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering)
Because love is a strange and funny thing
No matter how I try and try
I just can't say goodbye
No no no no
30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
[1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...]
[96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WiLL]
|Age: 17||Year of birth: 1989||Month of birth: 12||Day of birth: 13|
Fantasy race personality: Duck
Place of living: USA-North Carolina
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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