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Name: joni parsons
right i am seriously gona change this pic coz its shit!
spongebob as a pimp (hard to figure out or what)
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Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
dont be a quitter pick up your litter
my girl friend (againXD)she is called ash and i love her more then anything else[residueoffire] ... the blood i bleed, is black indeed
[Near the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand. All who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek. And through his mind memories ran of the moments they walked hand and hand. But now her eyes were so terribly cold for he would no longer have her to hold. They watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words "I Love You" in her ear. He touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die. And just then the wind begin to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow*]
[i am now a house zapper be warned you could be next!]
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey
colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???a big hairy monster???
[u will all be distroyed by my flying monkies coz my flying monkeys are better then yours so neeerrr
w00t bordem rocks w00t
[u have to read this ...]
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
wants a new position.
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
i couldnt stop laughin when i heard this well i was on pills but thats not the point
[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
if u like my house plz dont say you do coz i personaly hate it its full of fuck all bull shit it reflects on me as a person in no possible way what so ever its just full of random bull shit (barr the part bout wendy) so yehh but tlk if u wanna and you'll see what i mean have fun on the poop deck
|Age: 16||Year of birth: 1989||Month of birth: 12||Day of birth: 28|
Fantasy race personality: Duck
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Favorite drawing objects
|grunge||heavy metal||progressive metal|
|books||cats||chasing the preferred sex|
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: thin
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