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cowube (better dead then dishonorable)

Member #127784 created: 2005-04-02 23:42:30Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/cowube   
Email: cowube@hotmail.co.uk

Name: joni parsons

photo

right i am seriously gona change this pic coz its shit!

drawing

spongebob as a pimp (hard to figure out or what)

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Warning: Below may contain sex, violence, drugs, sexual violence, violent sex, sexual drugs, violent drugs and violent sexual drugs

Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love



dont be a quitter pick up your litter
wtf?

my girl friend (againXD)she is called ash and i love her more then anything else[residueoffire] ... the blood i bleed, is black indeed



[Near the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand. All who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek. And through his mind memories ran of the moments they walked hand and hand. But now her eyes were so terribly cold for he would no longer have her to hold. They watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words "I Love You" in her ear. He touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die. And just then the wind begin to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow*]




[i am now a house zapper be warned you could be next!]


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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey
colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.




[raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

???a big hairy monster???



[u will all be distroyed by my flying monkies coz my flying monkeys are better then yours so neeerrr]




w00t bordem rocks w00t




[u have to read this ...]


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


She screams.


Lettuce!!!


Tomato!!!


Whoa!!!


PULL IT OUT!!!


PULL IT OUT NOW!!!


I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

i couldnt stop laughin when i heard this well i was on pills but thats not the point


[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
wtf??


if u like my house plz dont say you do coz i personaly hate it its full of fuck all bull shit it reflects on me as a person in no possible way what so ever its just full of random bull shit (barr the part bout wendy) so yehh but tlk if u wanna and you'll see what i mean have fun on the poop deck

Age: 16Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 28

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck
Elftownworldmap 54°42.732'N 3°10.704'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: newcastle

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
dwarveselvesfairies
funnyhorsesmagic
orcssexstrange
vampireswarriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gamesartemail
hatemusicstrategy games
webcamweb design

Music
adult popalternativegoth
grungeheavy metalprogressive metal
punkreggaerock
techno

Other interests
animeartbeer
bookscatschasing the preferred sex
drinkseatingfantasy
knittingmotorcyclesparty
poetrypornrole playing
smokingtravellingwhisky
writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 183


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