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hcbiguy13 (Can you resist me?)

Member #131525 created: 2005-04-20 12:49:53Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/hcbiguy13   

Name: Mykel

photo

Look 0_o , Finally A New Fuckin Pic
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[-●тнιηgѕ gσ ωяσηg,●-]
[-●ι נυѕт яємємвєяє∂ ●-]
[-●.. lιƒє gσєѕ ση ●-]

drawing

like the pic i made? its like 4 yrs old tho

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Description:
The mind is as empty as the soul...the soul as empty as the heart...the heart as empty as the mind. It is a vicious cycle that noone can cure, that noone can break, that noone can end and it all has left me struck with the realization that I don't care...





[-●ρєσρℓє ¢нαηgє,●-]
[-●тнιηgѕ gσ ωяσηg,●-]
[-●ι נυѕт яємємвєяє∂ ●-]
[-●.. lιƒє gσєѕ ση ●-]




Hm...are you looking for something????










A truth perhaps...

















Or a lie...













You'll find none here, I'm incapable of both...







Or am I???












You'll never know...















Or will you???














Take a guess...














This is my life...










Get used to it.



<img:http://gprime.net/images/gifanimation/movie4.gif> Harper Creek

My name is mykel and if ya wanna know mor
about me just chat with me because i will not waste my time writing a 10 page description about myself that no one will read.


Pot is a plant that grows in the ground, if god didnt smoke it it wouldnt be around, so for all you pussies that never got high, get off your ass and give it a try!

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1162993851.jpg> it is carli, i miss her so much!

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1162994257.jpg> My friend alysa, she is so retarted

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1162993666.jpg> ITS KELBY!!! I LOVE YOU KELBS!


THE BEST SITE EVER



<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1162993726.jpg> cute ass heidi, i love you girl! byw, i made this pic on photoshop.

http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=36682



<img:http://myspace-597.vo.llnwd.net/00647/79/59/647979597_l.jpg> Me and my Brother Brock. We pimp.

<SEX JOKE!>

<Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Post This

1 hour- You'll have bad sex

20 min - Your crush will kiss you

15min - Your crush will tongue you

5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out

under 2 min - You will stay with your
crush forever>



BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!!!



<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/60500_1148231786.jpg>
My sexy beast, Heidi A.K.A "My Shooting Star" and she is also inlove with some Barbarossa! HELL FUCKIN YEA! also, I HAVE TE SAME SHIRT!!!

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/131525_1148302697.jpg> tis me, i cut my hair tho... -cries-

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1159793746.jpg> i made this pic of heidi, I LOVE YOU HIDE!

<img:http://ew-old.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/131525_1159794553.jpg> another pic i made

Name: Mike Vogel
Age: 16
Gender: male
Location: Battle creek, Michigan
Ethnicity/Race: Caucasian
Sexual Orientation: bisexual
Diet- Eat Meat or No?: I eat meat, but I am referring to the naughty kind!!!
Smoke- Yes Or No?: yes
Drink- Yes Or No?: yes
Do You Do Drugs?: …I am not going to answer
Political Leaning:? Hunh?
Some Bands/Music You Like: heavy metal like Matellica and I also like stuff like slipknot I like all the punk & goth shit, just cause I am hot like that
Some Bands/Music You DON'T Like: that preppy shit
Children- Have Them? Want Them?: have, no, want, yea
Pets- Have Them? Want Them?: I have a dog and a cat
School- Do You Go? If So, What Grade?: I am in 10th grade
Work- Do You Work Or No?: I wish I am trying to get a job
Ideal Living Situation: at home with dad and pets, I will be out on my own soon enough.
Other Interests: I like to ride quads and I love to do hair I want to be a hair stylist and I love horror movies
Pic(s) Of You?: I have pics but not NWS pics, I will have some soon.

PERSON YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
Age Range: between 16-25
Sex or Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: bi or gay
Ethnicity/Race: any
Diet- Eat Meat Or No?: dosnt matter
Have Kids? Want Kids?: want them
Have Pet(s)? Want Pet(s)?: yes
Drink?: yea
Smoke?: yea
Drugs?: if that’s what they want, only pot though, I don’t want anyone to die
Education Level: dosnt matter
Preferred Music: anything
Other Stuff:…
Pic(s)- Must He/She/Ze Have One?: please!

Age: 17Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 13

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck
Elftownworldmap 42°18.996'N 85°15.000'W

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Town: Battle Creek

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
animebuildingsdemons
dragonsdwarveselves
fairiesfunnyhorses
landscapemagicorcs
sexstrangevampires
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
pr0n

Music
gothgrungeheavy metal
hip hopnew agepunk
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboard gamesbooks
card gamescarscats
cookingdancingdrinks
eatingfantasyfilm
plantspornsinging
scifislackingsmoking

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: same sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 173


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