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Coma Divine (Is a lezbain. That's right, people. A LEZBAIN.)

Member #132584 created: 2005-04-25 03:56:42Simple URL:   

Name: Coma Divine

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If I give you sugar, will you give me something illusive and temporary?

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Terms and Conditions

1. Do not send me anything if YoO tOrK lYk DiS, as I do not want to waste my precious time trying to decipher your message.
2. Do not use any of the content on this page, or any of the wikis owned by myself, without permission.
3. Don’t even bother with Chain Letters.
4. I do not tolerate rudeness from ANYONE.
5. And finally, if I’m that hot, why would I waste my time having cyber sex when I could just go out and do the real thing, hmm?


"I'm just feeling so ridiculously horny. I swear, if I didn't have my heart set on having sex with a man, you two would be in serious trouble"- Coupling

"Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks"- also from Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless mind.

"You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe"- The Labyrinth.

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"- Monty Python.

"I hope that the security don't ruin your night too much, but I'm sure they'll do their best. Nevermind, they're outnumbered..."- Morrissey live with The Smiths.

"People only have substance within the memories of other people. And that's why there were all kinds of mes. There weren't a lot of mes per se, I was just inside all sorts of people, that's all." - Lain

My English teacher this year couldn't read us the sample essays from this test because she was laughing too hard. The essays were terrible! One of them was about political stands... so the girl decided to compare George W. Bush to Brad Pitt. But she didn't even use Bush's name! She just called him "the Prez." - [ffasdf]

Last night, I saw a large group of teenagers huddled up on a street corner. If only we had a wider car, we could've hit them all. - [_habnabit]

Coffee + lack of pants... DON'T DO IT, RACHAEL. Genitals aren't meant to be scalded. - [_habnabit]

On soap operas) I always love the ones where someone dies but they really faked their death, and as it turns out they're boinking some guy's brother who is really a girl, and then she finds out and turns into a rhino. - Kyle

"ENGLISH, *LONG PAUSE* DO YOU SPEAK IT?" There are some movies you just don't censor.

Age: 99Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 22

Gender: female

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: Australia

Known languages

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: same sex

Height: 176

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