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Darth_monkey

Member #132885 created: 2005-04-26 13:38:36Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/darth_monkey   

Name: Ask me i might tell

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Drawing missing.

Elftown titles and orders
BeggarAdventurerFastfood worker

Description:
Shaggy black hair cute sound hot on the phone

Love Sports like basketball, skateboarding, snowboarding Bmx Bikes Surfing in the summer baseball wrestling
Lacrosse







Bands I listen To

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
SMILE EMPTY SOUL
THEORY OF A DEADMAN
FAKTION
ALIEN ANT FARM
OUR LADY PEACE
SEVENDUST
OFFSPRING
SALIVA
DISTURBED
HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
STORY OF THE YEAR
PILLAR
BEN MOODY
HIM
FIREBALL MINESTRY
LINKIN PARK
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
CREED
LOST PROPHETS
LYNARD SKYNARD
LED ZEPPLIN
GUNS AND ROSES
THE EXIES
FOZZY
ROB ZOMBIE
STAIND
FOO FIGHTERS
KISS
SHINEDOWN
MUDVAYNE
FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES
ILL NINO
SPINESHANK
SEETHER
NONPOINT
BREAKING BENJAMIN
MERCY DRIVE
CKY
TRAPT
THRICE
DEFAULT
FUEL
12 STONES
TRUSTCOMPANY
NICKLEBACK
NOT WRITTEN
FALLOUT BOY
NIRVANA
ALICE COOPER
COLD
LIMP BIZKIT





THESE R MY FAVORITE MOVIES
COACH CARTER
FREDDY VS JASON
ALL FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES
ALL FREDDY KRUGEAR
ALL HALLOWEEN MOVIES
CHUCKY MOVIES
FANTASTIC 4
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSECERS

JUST ASK IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE U WANNA KNOW

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD QUOTES
"dill hole"
"Monkey Butt"
"Pull your pants down & spank your monkey"
"Stories about stiffys"
"Bring us some more ice cream and that stuff for pain"
"This must be like the toilet of the future"
"I like dead people, because they just lay their...dead"
"The great Cornmolio"
"What the hell is this? this isn't a burrito!"
"Buttnoids"
"Hoochie Kid buttnoids"
"Getting my balls on smores"
"Do not make my bung hole angry"
"12 Pound balls"
"Whip it...whip it shit...or good"
"I am the great cornhole"
"I am coolio I have no bung hole"
"Purple fuzzy balls"
"Splint tailed cunt wrinkle"
"Whoe Check it out beavis...It's a Penisorous!"
"Hey Butthead we can talk about gonads"
"I feel the animal within"
"Mr.Buttcunt sent us down here...yea we stink"
"You big cock suckin blower"
"Let go asswhip"
"Lets go Streaking"
"BEAVIS AND BUTTHOLES!!!!"
"Don't touch me you ass whip!"
"I was suppose to introduce me bung hole!"
"He tryed to touch my wenner"
"Please come out of my butt...Thank you!"
"Dude you have the power supreme of nude chics!"
"Whoe you can see her boobs! Hey dumb ass your blocking my veiw how am I suppose to learn??"
"Our Pencils are hard...I have a stiffy"
"Boy thoughs were some good tacos"
"Remember when we were playing hide and seek at tommy's house and I took a poop in the washer?I bet his mom liked that load!"
"Beavis I hope you have insurence,because im gonna kick your ass!"
"Hey beavis it's hard but...Not like hard."
"Whoe...Buttnaked...It's up lifting"
"Thou shall not SUCK




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Age: 25Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 25

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Duck

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Tennessee

Town: The King of Kings

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
buildingsdemonsdragons
elvesfairiesfunny
horseslandscapeorcs
sexstrangevampires
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailstrategy gamesvideo
webcam

Music
gothgrungeheavy metal
progressive metalpunkreggae
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsbeercats
chasing the preferred sexchessdogs
filmmotorcyclesparty
poetrypornscifi
sportingtravellingwatching sport
whisky

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 173


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