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Demonic Fish (IfItWasUpToMeIWouldHaveFiguredYouOut....)

Member #141246 created: 2005-06-08 20:17:27Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/141246   

Name: Sarah

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This is the most recent picture of me! The boy nextto me is the love of my life! I Would do absolutly ANYTHING for him! Literally!

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Im the one with the cute little hat on! That was quite a flippin party!

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Elftown titles and orders
BeggarInterpreterStreet child
AdventurerTravelling bard

Description:
Ya know it talk like im skinny but im really not..Im kinda big but i dont care anymore..if you think im ugly KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!
I think i am honest Beautiful so hows that for a story book ending?

I needed i change
but it never came
then all the sudden
you showed up today
you called me bitch
you called me a cunt
then you got a kick to the nuts
THEN END!!!
*Sarah*
  
 I [SARAH HORNE] Am a Virgin..and again..i dont need your help in giving it away..Thanks but no thanks..
    Im My Elfpack House My house is MUCH more..agressive..little bastards..I dot no why but after i made it that way a bunch of people started talking to me..I dont Mind if people talk to me But [DO NOT NOT NOT] Send me messages saying you wanna cyber or message were we cuddle right off the bat..if i know you then sure! what the fuck we can cuddle..aslong as your not being sick about it...As Far as hugs go...Lets see...I dont mind a hug now and then and if you need a hug then i'll give you one..But dont be askin for a damn hug every 20 seconds..i have a friend in real life that asks me for hugs every 5 minutes and it pisses me off..GrrRrRrRr..Anyways..I Am an [EXTREMLY FUN] person to talk to if you say the right things...but if you say something stupid and not of importance or of interest well then you've just pissed me off. yes..i do have a tendancy to get pissed off very easy. it honestly doesnt take much..It can
be hard to brighten my day depending on who you are..Now if you are Dannielle, Jordi, Or Michah for example..it wont take long to cheer me up..but as you all know..your not them so..iunno..maybe it will come easy for you..others it may take a while...
   [My Place is prolly making me sound like a bitch] well..im not a bitch..i am as happy and cheerful as they come..i just have rules that ones need to follow to make a happy cheerful little human..type thing..hmm what else to say..im sure more will come to mind..let me think...
[Horny People!] Dont tell us on Elfpack Or Elftown that your horny..We can do anything about it...I cant reach threw the screen and jack you off or whatever else ther is to do. Its discusting!..get a life..being horny sounds like a personal problem..solve it yourself

Why Give in to Something you cannot Escape?
[*To you*]
I wish we talked
I wish we were friends
But it looks like ive done something wrong again
I dont no what
I dont no why
Its probably because your Just a guy
your just a guy
Im not just a girl
Im the girl thats gonna rock this world
im gonna make it to the top
while you sit at home and smoke your pot
lifes not as short as people say
i dont no why it turned out this way
but maybe you'll change
we'll become friends
and then we'll start the whole process again.
    -Sarah-
[TO BE CONTINUED]

Ugly? : At times
Kind? : To be honest..No..
Loud? : Most of the time
Shy? : Sorta 
Weird?: Oh yea
Selfish? When i want to be
Crazy?: Yeah
Nice? : To some
Mean? : To most
Immature? : I can be
Rude? : Yes
Cool? : Most of the time
Brat? :Hell yea
Caring? : Some times
Mature? : yes
A friend? : Yes
More than a friend? : No
Talkative? : When im drunk
Hot? : YAMEAN!!
Creative?: Very much
Confusing? : Yes
Sweet? : Not really...no
Mood swings? : Lately
Annoying? : Dont no
Funny? : yea
Hyper? : yamean
Laid back? : yes
Perfect? : I wish
Good Looking? : yamean
Good personality? : sha
Who is my best friend? I wish i had one


Tim burton is one of the best Director or movie makers ever!

Tim Burton Films:
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Oh yeah and Anime freaks rule!

I think Anime guys are hott..Some of them..Some of them..I even fall in love with them>.>..like Yuki and Kyo off of Fruits Basket and Inuyasha amd Koga off of Inuyasha and Edward Elric and Captian Mustang Off of FullMetal Alchemist..And if you have a problem with it deal with because im the one that likes that not you so Blah!

I didnt want to give you his name because its the only thing i had left that you didnt take

I see: Saddness
I need: Love
I find: Depression
I want: To Fit In
I have: Temptation
I wish: For Him
I love: Alcohol
I hate: youngins
I miss: being a child
I fear: Jenny craig
I feel: Confuzed
I hear: Lies
I smell: Rain
I wonder: When

Just so were clear..JORDI is a fat fuck who needs to get his ass KICKED! ya i know we were like tight last year but now hes just a player and a fat greazy slime ball with Fake friends..that are WAAAYYYY cooler then his stupid ass will EVER be..Fuck him to the shit hole he lives in..Peace my Gansta's...

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?


4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?


6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.


7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?


8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!


9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR

DO THIS
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry
I hate that you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way i don't hate you not even close, not even a
little bit, not even at all........

Age: 18Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 8

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Minnesota

Town: Roseau

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animebuildingsdemons
dragonselvesfunny
landscapemagicstrange
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
email

Music
punkraprock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
board gamesbookscard games
carscatschess
dancingdogseating
fantasypoetryrole playing
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 163


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