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Member #142114 created: 2005-06-13 12:38:43Simple URL:   

Name: Yo-saf-bridge



This is one of my drawing's of Wonder Woman

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

1. Are you a male or a female: lady of sorrows
2. Describe yourself: superbeast
3. How do some people feel about you: evil little girl
4. How do you feel about yourself: Three Doors
5. Describe your family: all that i've got
6. Where would you rather be: The Niles Edge
7. Describe what you want to be: the perfect drug
8. Describe how you live: minipulated living
9. Describe how you love: Demolition lovers
10.Describe how you hate: Its not a fashion statement its a fucking deathwish

G'day, G'day.Beg your pardon,
I am here to wreck your garden,
Tongue is cracked; claws are hot;
I've got prickles on my bot;
On my back some nasty fires;
Caused by snapped electrick wires;
Eye's like newly broken bottles;
Lips are dead and twisted wattles;
I breathblow flies,-what a bummer;
Hey? G'day, I am summer!

god i hate summer!!

Small, simple, safe price.
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets.
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals.
And I am not afraid to die;
I am not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight,
I want the pain of payment.
What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts.
Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks.
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid.
To fill and spill over and under my thoughts.
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter.
I'm cutting trying to picture your black, broken heart.
Love is not like anything.
Especially a fucking knife!

Guy Facts:
-When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
-When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
-When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
-When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it
-When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
-When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
-When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
-When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
-When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
-When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
-Girl facts:
-When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
-When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
-When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
-When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
-When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
-When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
-When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
-When an honest girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.
-When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
-When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that
---repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you
post this as "WHEN A GUYS SAYS HE MISSES YOU !!"

MCR at the round house in sydney!!

strange although nice, funny, red head (as you can tell), luv lots of things
i'll get to ya? cant think of anything at the moment......i know very strange!!!
right now what i luv is placebo,the cult,vast,foo fighters,U2, korn,system of down,gorillaz,bit of this bit of that uno the normal gothy punkish thing......!!!!lol
absolutely luv spaced and shaun of the dead...there the best!!!!!
luv to draw and hopfully one day learn guitar....ohh oh and kick royal arse......:)
do my poll plz if you want no one is forcing you!!! :)

GO TO MY WIKI......[smileys shit], its not finished yet!

placebo this picture: qoute from song...
I hold an image of the ashtray girl
As the cigarette burns on my chest
I wrote a poem that described her world

That put my friendship to the test
And late at night
Whilst on all fours
She used to watch me kiss the floor
What's wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture?

Prayer Of St Francis
Lord make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred let me sow love.
Where there is injury, pardon.
Where there is doubt, faith.
Where there is despair, hope.
Where there is darkness, light.
And where there is sadness, joy.

O divine master grant that I may
not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
To be loved as to love
For it is in giving that we receive-
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
And it's in dying that we are born to eternal life.

this is one of my closest friends from my school!!! she's soooo nice and gorgeous too
A Good friend will bail you out of jail, but a Best friend will be there right next to you saying, "Damn, that shit was bad we got caught!",,that is what my best friend jess [Xx Jacko-Lantern xX]
would say!! she's great...she's awsome
[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]

me as a zombie, coz you know i am one..
ok this one is my other weird and wacky friend crystal!! but i think if you spell it like "krystal" it looks better
this is belinda being a total dick!! haha
this here is my friend vaughn, who is waring my
this girl, is just weird!!
she can hurt you with her pinky! so be careful!! lol, i'm not joking!!
off go the trio to do there biddings and save lives....or not!

batmna rules and bats and vamps, because dracula can turn into a bat and i think thats kool!! lol

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Age: 17Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 3

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 33°1.290'S 150°32.580'E

Place of living: Australia

Town: where i wanna live, jeeeeeez...

Known languages
Scottish Gaelic

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: year of the scavenger

Fanquarters URL: season of the bitch

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesartBasic
musicstrategy gamesuse communities

alternativebluesfolk music
gothgrungeheavy metal
jazzoperaprogressive metal

Other interests
beerboard gamesbooks
chasing the preferred sexchesscrime stories
religionrole playingsinging

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 168

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