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scotty* (what colour should i paint me car??? msg me)
Awesome car. will be mine shortly
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This is me gettin pissed down at sams house!
watch jesus christ in action here lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGzhMeRSEE&mode=related&search=funny%20videos
WOMEN RIVERS AT THERE BEST.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee-oKjanfvY&mode=suggested_some&search=funny%20videos
try this and see if u get bored b4 u get to the end of it lol http://fun.drno.de/flash/ButtonRedBig.swf
C:\Documents and Settings\Scotty\Desktop\bm07.jpg
Just so u no this is a old Honda Civic
highlite this pic nd have look at the pic again its spooky.
Luk wat Lisa did to this pic (musta been kinda bored)
You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
this is the engine out of a toyota supra i saw down at the drag strip... 1200 BHP fookin hell!!!
This is something i made on paint. hehe :p
A quality house site if u like one liners for any occasion... http://www.mutedfaith.com/funny/oneliners.htm
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
9) The word ''commitment'' doesn't scare off chocolate.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2) ''If you love me you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate.
1) You can get chocolate. .
Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates. It had been a particularly busy day so Peter told the first one, "We're just about fullup at the moment so we're only going to admit people who've had particularly horrible deaths. What's your story?"
The first one replies, "Well, I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me, so today I came home early to try and catch her. As I came to my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching couldn't reveal where this other guy could be hiding. So I went out to the balcony and sure enough, there was this bloke hanging off the railing. I was really mad so I started beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back to my apartment, got a hammer, and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell, but he fell in the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly. My wife, angry that I had killed him, came out to the balcony and shot me to death."
"That sounds like a pretty bad death to me," said St Peter, so he let the man in.
"It's been a very strange day," said the second man. "You see, I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and every afternoon I exercise on the balcony. Well today I fell off the balcony, but luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below. Suddenly, this madman ran out of his apartment and started kicking and beating me. Then he got a hammer and started smashing my fingers. I fell, but landed in the bushes, stunned but unharmed. Then a refridgerator fell out of the sky and landed on me, killing me."
St Peter said, "Wow, you had a horrible death, okay go into Heaven."
The third man said, "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked in a refridgerator..."
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----REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOKS----
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer
They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad
Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
The Tickling Babysitter
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
Barney: The Prison Years
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours..
and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do
..what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get
|Age: 21||Year of birth: 1987||Month of birth: 9||Day of birth: 22|
Fantasy race personality: Human
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Favorite drawing objects
|heavy metal||hip hop||house|
|chasing the preferred sex||disco||dogs|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: a little overweight
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