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scotty* (what colour should i paint me car??? msg me)

Member #145260 created: 2005-06-29 01:01:06Simple URL:   

Name: Scotty



Awesome car. will be mine shortly

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Town Drunk

This is me gettin pissed down at sams house!

watch jesus christ in action here lol

WOMEN RIVERS AT THERE BEST....;search=funny%20videos

try this and see if u get bored b4 u get to the end of it lol

C:\Documents and Settings\Scotty\Desktop\bm07.jpg

Just so u no this is a old Honda Civic

highlite this pic nd have look at the pic again its spooky.

Luk wat Lisa did to this pic (musta been kinda bored)

You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

this is the engine out of a toyota supra i saw down at the drag strip... 1200 BHP fookin hell!!!

This is something i made on paint. hehe :p

A quality house site if u like one liners for any occasion...

Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
9) The word ''commitment'' doesn't scare off chocolate.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2) ''If you love me you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate.
1) You can get chocolate. .

Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates. It had been a particularly busy day so Peter told the first one, "We're just about fullup at the moment so we're only going to admit people who've had particularly horrible deaths. What's your story?"

The first one replies, "Well, I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me, so today I came home early to try and catch her. As I came to my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching couldn't reveal where this other guy could be hiding. So I went out to the balcony and sure enough, there was this bloke hanging off the railing. I was really mad so I started beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back to my apartment, got a hammer, and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell, but he fell in the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly. My wife, angry that I had killed him, came out to the balcony and shot me to death."

"That sounds like a pretty bad death to me," said St Peter, so he let the man in.

"It's been a very strange day," said the second man. "You see, I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and every afternoon I exercise on the balcony. Well today I fell off the balcony, but luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below. Suddenly, this madman ran out of his apartment and started kicking and beating me. Then he got a hammer and started smashing my fingers. I fell, but landed in the bushes, stunned but unharmed. Then a refridgerator fell out of the sky and landed on me, killing me."

St Peter said, "Wow, you had a horrible death, okay go into Heaven."

The third man said, "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked in a refridgerator..."

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Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear

Barney: The Prison Years

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours..
and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do
..what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get
Missing: </b>

Age: 21Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 22

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Alnwick

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
strategy gamesvideowebcam

adult popalternativeblues
classicalcountryfolk music
heavy metalhip hophouse
jazznew agepop
progressive metalpunkrap

Other interests
animalsbeercard games
chasing the preferred sexdiscodogs
partysmokingsnow scooters
sportingtravellingwatching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 188

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