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Name: Jon d. nick names...johnny, jonjon, and spinner.
thats me!!!(in the only v-ball team in Oklahoma)
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96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WiLL
that was me in mar of 1999
this is me in aug of 2005
you proly would have never guessed!!!!
i hate this pic though
6 feet 1 inch tall
im a big guy
14 years of age
I am a junior (05-06)
you know you're a loser if you go to Vegas.
My love is unchanging, it is a ship that has set to the seas,
Strangely enough its name is bliss,
It has seen the wet and rainy days,
It has seen the blistering cold,
The stormy nights it withstands,
Forever true on its course towards you,
Guarded yet solemn,
Barriers up yet nothing to hide,
This course is sailed only twice with this ship,
So forever it will stay faithful and true.
(_) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(*) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(*) I HAVE BEEN IN LUST
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(*) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(*) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME (not yet)
(*) I HAVE BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(*) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(*) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE EGGED A HONDA ELEMENT
(*) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I HAVE RAN FROM THE COPS
(_) I HAVE STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
support our troops and the President of the US
the iraqi war is costing lives, however, if you check the stats d.c. has a higher death rate than the fight(deaths U.S.)on global terrorism. don't believe me? check the stats, i have.if we pull out of iraq should we pull out of D.C.? ABSOLUTELY NOT! so why pull out when we are winning the war?!
social security reform,
think about your future children and grandchildren, would you want them to live in a bankrupt economy because a pres and congress forty years ago didn't do something that needed to happen right then. Pres bush,
this bill is about refining oil in the u.s. if you do not support the bill, support the jobs it will create, so that people will not live their entire life in poverty.
do you say your patriotic?
if you don't support your country in this time of need !YOUR NOT!
support our troops and our pres and i guarentee you will be considered patriotic.
all credit to Bob Phillips "good clean jokes"
my fav jokes
girl:do you love me?
boy: yes dear.
girl:would you die for me?
boy: no-mine is an undying love.
love is like a poisened mushroom you cant tell if it the real thing until it is too late.
linda:do you really love me or do you think you do?
jack: i know i love you, i have'nt done any thinking yet.
son:how do they catch lunatics?
dad:with lipstick, pretty dresses and nice smiles.
there is one thing democrats and republicans have in common---our money.
govermental machinery is the marvelous device that enables ten men to do the work of one.
son:why cant a man have more than one wife?
dad:because the law protects those who are incapable of protecting themselves.
pun, a form of humor that causes everyone to groan and is meant to punish the hearers.
woman:i just got stung by one of your bees. i want you to do something about it.
beekeeper:certainly, just show me which bee it was and i'll have it punished.
a worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "is it true that you caled him a liar?"
"yes i did"
"did u call him stupid"
"and did you call him an opinionnated, bull-headed egomaniac?"
"no, but would you write that down so i can remember it?"
just a few of the hundreds that i like.
some of my fav singers
MY MOST FAV IN THE WORLD
i am worth this much $1,936,640 on humanforsale.com
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]
Let me evaluate your nerdliness...
You are an athletic non-nerdy individual, 'non-nerdy individual' defined by the quizmaker as a person who exhibits none of the Five Components of Nerdliness. You are the nerd's natural enemy.
NOT LOOKIN FOR LOVE!
|Age: 18||Year of birth: 1991||Month of birth: 3||Day of birth: 10|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-Oklahoma
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: No
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Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fit
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