God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
and Wisdom to know the difference.
My name's Victoria, I'm 18, and I'm in my 2nd year of college. I have some pretty great people in my life, some who are new, some who have been with me for as long as I can remember. I also have some not so great people in my life, but nothing can bring me down.
"My best friend is selling her body, and my boyfriend is selling cocaine, so that I can raise enough money to have an abortion."
--I would castrate myself to be with you.
--I like a little bit of foreplay before I get screwed.
--Windows are better than Macs because they are environmentally friendly. Macs have a "Trash Can", Windows have a "Recycling Bin"
--(Amber and I are going to be late for gym class.)
Amber: I have a puncutuation problem!!
Me:....You mean Punctuality?
--Max: I'm quitting smoking.
Me: Cold Turkey?!!?!
Max + Jesse: *confused faces*
Jesse: ....He's quitting SMOKING!"
--Me: My uncle looks like the guy on the 5$ bill. He's kinda weird..
Amber: That's because hes on the 5$ bill...Have you ever met the guy on the 20$ bill, now HE'S a weird one..
Me: Isn't that a woman?...Yes...he's definitely messed up...
Honey, i'll be your starfish *