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blotcheyben (ninja killa)

Member #158408 created: 2005-09-17 21:02:43Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/blotcheyben   

Name: Benjamin Girling

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I like spending time with my m8's. oh i also go 2 the pub hell of alot!!!!! its only coz
i work in 2.. 

HONK ! HONK!

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IV BEEN HIT! IV BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON Elftown YAY for meeee xxxxx


pic pic pic pic click here>>>>>>bennnnnn<<<<<<pic pic pic pic click here



my [star sign] says
SAGITARIUS
[Spontanious.]
Horny.
[sexy.girls]
High sex appeal.
[good in bed.]
Rare to find.
[Good when found.]
Outstanding kisser.
[Loves being in long relationships.]

[.:SAGITTARIUS♥:.] The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!!

[Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!
]

Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!

[Roses are red
violets are blue
Aids are contagious
So watch who you screw!!!
]
 A hug leads to a kiss..
  A kiss leads to a lick..
  A lick leads to a suck..
  A suck leads to a fuck..
  *hmmmm, um wanna hug?*
 SEX
1.Where would we be?
[]My house
[]Ur House
[]Pool
[]Shower
[]parents room LOL
[]OTHER.please explain in ()
2.What position would you want to be in?
[]Doggy Style
[]Missionary
[]69
[]OTHER.()
3.What would you want me to use on you?
[]chains and whips
[]choc. syrup and whip cream
[]strawberries and whip cream
[]cherries and chocolate
[]ropes and hand cuffs
[]OTHER.()
4.Lights?
[]ON
[]OFF
5.Where would you take me 4 a date before all of this?
()PLEASE EXPLAIN
6.Givin Head?
[]Yes
[]No
7.Gettin SOme Head??
[]Yes
[]No
8.Protection?
[]Yes
[]No
9.Day or Night?
[]DAY
[]NIGHT
10.What song would we fuck to?
()PLEASE EXPLAIn.
11.top or bottom
[]top
[]bottom
12.After we fuck woukd you still talk to me and not be a fucking asshole?
[]yes
[]no
other()
A Kiss...

[READ THIS
"difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends
]
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Never ask for food.
[REAL FRIENDS:] are the reason you have no food.
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Call your parents Mr/Mrs
[REAL FRIENDS:] Call your parents DAD/MOM
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] never seen you cry.
[REAL FRIENDS:] cry with you
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
[REAL FRIENDS:] keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] know a few things about you.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would knock on your front door.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Are for awhile.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Are for life.
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
[REAL FRIENDS:] Will knock them the fuck out
[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would ignore this
[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it]

Your friendship means a lot to me.
When You cry....I'll cry
When You laugh....I'll laugh
When You jump out of a window....I'll laugh again.

im at college... 1 more year left then i hv 2 work full time!!! not looking 4wrd 2 that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No-ones really there fighting for you in the last garison.
No-one except yourself that is, no-one except you.
You are the one who's got your back 'til the last deeds done.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
song for the girl's lol (justin timberlake)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAQuc6kLEQU

song for any1 who wants to listen! (rouge traders voodoo child)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCz5MCvJrg

this is for all the rasist's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb7McwIzQGY

[LAYER ONE:]
-- [Name:] Benjamin u dont need 2 know the rest of my name!!!!!!
-- [Nickname:] blotchey- or spiky coz of my hair!
-- [Birthdate:] 19/12/87
-- [Birthplace:] Norwich
-- [Hair color:] brown
-- [Height:] 5"10
-- [Righty or lefty:]righty all the way!
--[Who do you live with] my parents and my 4 dogs
--[How old are they] i dunno lol
[Layer two]
-- [Your heritage:] none of ur buisness
-- [The shoes you wore today:] trainners(and1's)
-- [Your weakness:] ermm pretty girls :P
-- [Your fears:] living till 70
-- [Your perfect pizza:] pepperoni
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] be happy with a wife & kids in about 8years

[LAYER THREE]
-- [Your most overused phrase:]"shutta ya face"
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] i need a piss
-- [Your best physical feature:] ermm u tell me
-- [Your bedtime:] if drinkin about 4 if not 1-2
-- [Your most missed memory:]

[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Soda:]PEPSI MAX
-- [Fast food joint:] KFC
-- [Single or group dates:] Single
-- [Adidas or Nike:] ermm Nike
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] VaNiLlA
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] cAPPUCCINO
-- [Favourite football club] Norwich City

[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Smoke:] no
-- [Sing:] Hell yeah
-- [Take a shower every day:] yer unless im 2 drunk
-- [Have a crush(es):] yer a few
-- [Do you think you've been in love:]ermm hmmm lol dunno
-- [Want to go to college:] im at college
-- [Like school:] nah boring
-- [Want to get married:]YES
-- [state schools or private]state
-- [Believe in yourself:] some times
-- [Get motion sickness:] yep
-- [Think you're attractive:]lol i think im ok there are ppl who look worse
-- [Think you're a health freak:] NOPE
-- [Get along with your parents:] Most the time
-- [Like thunderstorms:] Yer relaxing
-- [Play an instrument:] Used 2 play the saxaphone...

[LAYER SIX]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] yep who hasn't
-- [Smoked:] yer
-- [Done a drug:] 1's neva again
-- [Made out:] Yes
-- [Gone on a date:] yes
-- [Gone to the mall:] yes
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:] nope
-- [Eaten sushi:] yes, lush love the stuff
-- [Been on stage:] yep
-- [Gone skating:]Hell yeah
-- [Made homemade cookies:] nope but made scones
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] 1's!!!!!!!!!!
-- [Dyed your hair:] Yep 2 times
-- [Stolen anything:] tomato ketchup lol for my chips... other than tht no

[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] lol yessss
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] yep thts how i have a scar on my head :P
-- [Been caught doing something:] yer
-- [Been called a tease:] yer a few times
-- [Gotten beaten up:] lol Yes in a friendly way but still hurt
-- [Shoplifted:] only tomato ketchup
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] ermm no dont think so

[LAYER EIGHT]
-- [Numbers and names of children:] ermm 1-2
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] il tell u in a min
-- [How you want to die:] ermm in an interesting way and a painless way
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] i go 2 college GRrrrrrrrr
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] aint got a clue.. i think i am grown up im 18 :D
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] Fuiji

[LAYER NINE]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] Blue but aint botherd tht much
-- [Best hair color:] Bruunet
-- [Short or long hair:] long ish
--[Best height:] same as me or a bit smaller
-- [Best weight:] not more than me
-- [Best articles of clothing:] hoodies
-- [Best first date location:] ermm as long as its with the write girl dont matter!
-- [Best first kiss location:] same as last answer

[LAYER TEN]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] NONE 
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] 2/3
-- [Number of CDs that I own:]30
[Number of piercings:] 0
-- [Number of tattoes:] 1
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] 0
--[Number of scars on my body:]2
-- [Number of things in my past that I
regret:
] 1

BLINK 182~~I miss you~~

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
_____________________________________________
30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
[1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
]

Age: 23Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 19

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 51°28.488'N 4°9.138'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Dorset

Known languages
EnglishFrench

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
animebuildingsdemons
dragonsdwarveselves
fairiesfunnyhorses
landscapemagicorcs
sexstrangevampires
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gamesAdaart
BasicCchat
emailgraphicshate
information seekingJavaLinux
LispMacmaths and engineering
musicPascalPerl
Pikepr0nprogramming
Pythonstrategy gamessystem administration
use communitiesvideoVRML
webcamweb designWindows

Music
heavy metalhip hophouse
new ageprogressive metalpunk
rapreggaerock
techno

Other interests
animalsbeercars
chasing the preferred sexdancingdisco
dogsdrinksfashion
filmfishinggeography
horsespartysinging
slackingshoppingsporting
watching sport

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit


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