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Member #159113 created: 2005-09-22 08:21:15Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/weeman--   
Email: monstermachine@hotmail.co.uk

Name: Robert Quelch

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im the 1 in whight but i look better now neet to put an up to date pic init

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Description:
hi im rob i am 20. still in love with kayleigh
i am 5"2 with dark blond hair, greeny blue eyes,gd looking great body.
i have 7 brothers and 2 sisters and not includen me.

1. Give me your number?...........
2. Watch a movie with me?................
3. Let me take you out to dinner?...............
4. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?......... 
7. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?.............
8. Take me home for the night?.............
9. Sing car kareoke w/ me?.........................
10. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?.........
11. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot, buff?..............
12. Do you like my style?.............
13. Do you think im funny?..................
14. Do you care about me?........
15. Would you sing happy birthday to me?................



i am nice and kind,
fun loving,caring and lot moor



i am worth $1,325,332 on http://www.humanforsale.com








ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED






Love is a gamble, sex is a game
Guys do the wild thing and girls take the blame
One night of pleasure and nine months of pain
Three days in a hospital and a baby to name
He'll say you're sexy, he'll say you're fit
Those nine months later he'll say "he ain't mine"
She'll struggle her way up the ladder of success
Only to find men looking up her dress lol.












Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.








Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.












If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!












Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all girls' problems begin with MEN!








Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!








[Answer This]
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
11. When's the last time you saw me?
12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
13. Did you message me just because of how i look?
14. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
15. Do you smoke?
16. Could you keep a secret?
17. What's your fav color?
18. Do you think im hott?
19. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?





~the way 2 a girls heart~
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her


I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!



!!!°The way a guy should treat a girl!!!
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Make her feel wanted every chance you get
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Hold her close when she's cold
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When you are alone hold her close and kiss her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Kiss her on the tip of her nose
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When people diss her stand up for her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen
to the steady beat of your heart,
Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you

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u kayleigh so much

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!! lol

lisson to all the girls out there.
[When a guy calls you hot...He's looking at your body, When a guy calls you pretty...He's looking at your face, When a guy calls you beautiful...He's looking at your heart :)]
so i no what i am saying tho.


*When i first saw you...
i was afraid to -talk- to you*
*When i first talked to you...
i was afraid to -like- you*
*When i first liked you...
i was afraid to -love- you*
*Now that i love you...
I'm afraid to -lose- you

i love sexykayleigh so much and for ever and ever

this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th year anniversary

!-girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary again
-boy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? sorry i left so early i had to go to work. so what did you want to tell me?
-girl: i wanted to say i love you
-boy: yeah i know everyone does!
-girl: really?
-boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday
-girl: oh... but am i only your friend?
-boy: no... youre my girlfriend... why?
-girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it
-boy:yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.
-girl: ......
-boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?
-girl: yeah... where?
-boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?
-girl: ok
-boy:ill pick you up after i get off and get ready ok?
-girl: ok. what time do you get off?
-boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...
-girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work today...
-boy: one of my co-workers called in sick
-girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?
-boy: yeah! and babe?
-girl: yeah?
-boy: i love you
-girl: i love you too!
-boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
-girl: ok bye
-boy:bye

2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house

boy walks up to the door and rings bell

-girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
-boy:wassup... you ready?
-girl:um... wait... let me go get my bag and we could go ok?
-boy:ok

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

-boy:wait! can i blind fold you?
-girl: why??!
-boy:its a suprise
-girl: what kind of suprise?
-boy: a big one
-girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
-boy: i promise.
-girl: ok blind fold me...

so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

-boy:ok we're here!
-girl: where?
-boy:wait let me walk you to the place!
-girl: what place?
-boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
-girl: babe!...

the boy walks her to the place

-boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off
-girl: where are we?

he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...

-girl: omg.... (tears come down)
-boy: why are you crying?
-girl: this is where you first asked me out...
-boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks)
-girl: (tears come down faster)
-boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing!
-girl: get up!
-boy: yeah?
-girl: (kisses him)
-boy: is that a yes or a no?
-girl: yes
       

Age: 20Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 14

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: United Kingdom-England-London

Town: wymondham

Known languages
English

Elfwood URL: i

Fanquarters URL: love

Wyvern URL: ..........

Home-page URL: very

Weblog URL: much

Favorite URL: xxx

Favorite drawing objects
buildingsdemonsdragons
elvesfunnyhorses
landscapesexstrange
vampiresweapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailinformation seekingmaths and engineering
musicstrategy gamesvideo
webcam

Music
hip hoppoppunk
raprocktechno

Other interests
artbeerbooks
carsdancingdrinks
eatingfantasyfilm
fishingmotorcyclesparty
smokingsportingtravelling
watching sportwhiskywine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 157


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