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cap'n sharkbait - the sword test dummy (Drink up me hearties yo ho!)

Member #159508 created: 2005-09-24 21:30:55Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/159508   

Name: Alex "Didn't Want A Nickname" Johnson

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Yepp That's me [it'slikethattimewewereonthetrainandwewerestonedandjamielookedatmeandwaslikewoah...yourheadsalltrippy]

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This means that I'm one of the Christmas Poets ,Halloween Painters and Donors of art!

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Description:
Why hello there, this house is the house of [Alexander Johnson]


Avast. This be the house of Cap'n Sharkbait.

Arr...
[Yeah...]


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Fact About Alex #18


My band is recording another 3 tracks this month. Soon we'll have enough for an EP.


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If you ever need anyone to talk to, you can talk to me ^__^ I'm a good listener and I can help you solve your problem ^__^. And Hey, the odds are, I don't know you, who am I gonna tell? So talk, don't go and kill yourself or whatever, talk to me ^__^ let someone help

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I support the fight for Elftown!

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Before I welcome you, I need to tell you something, if you don't like it, please don't bother reading on ^__^.
I don't really care much about things like "Thats not good for you, "You cant do that" or "your breaking the Law"... they get in the way of living how I want to live, and most likely, I'll go ahead and do it anyway, for example, signs such as "No food purchased outside this building may be taken into the screen." Well, I'm just tempted to take stuff in ^__^, it's not stupid, or me thinking I'm funny, I just don't like being told what to do. Or another sign, "It is a criminal offence to walk on this grass" my reaction will always be Fuck off. Then I'll walk away on the grass.
That's just me.
Take it or leave it.

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[Hello and welcome] sooo here is the teeny tiny corner of Elftown that is mine. Enjoy =]


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Don't you just hate the rules people have in their houses? Well I do! I don't really care what you do to be honest, I probably don't even know you, just be nice to me and i'll be nice back ^__^

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For a list of my friends CLICK
where it [fucking tells you to.]

Don't label me I label myself

WARNING!Highly Flammable

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Don't ever say you are random it totally negates the randomness you are...

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Hey, not much here and i'm skiving off working so i'll add a bit now =] so yeah, my name's Alex i'm about 5"10 i play bass guitar, have done for about 5-6 years and i'm [pretty darn good] if i do say so myself, i do karate too, started valentines day about
6 years ago, i'm a brown belt now,yes that is nearly black w00t!! *any GKR people out there, message me!* i like love my computer and my online games!!! *add me on Xfire "inmate274"...* I can't think of much else to write, but i do despise it when people write something like "ummm" or "hmmmm" in their houses, it's like, delete that when you figured out what else to write twat... But hey thats just my opinion, do what you want ^__^ right then... i guess thats it, the end of Alex's introduction to his house... The End, or is it just the beginning?

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This house isn't guarded by anyone
that doesn't mean I don't have any friends
it just means [I can take care of my own business....]

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Guess what i can do now! *ahem* *reads off official email*
As an ordained member of the clergy, you are hereby authorized by the CSH to
officiate religious rites and ceremonies, including marriage, baby naming,
funeral services, invocations, and holiday ceremonies, as permitted and subject
to the laws and regulations of your country, state, and municipality. It is
important that before you officiate any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you
know and comply with all laws governing your locality.


Alllllllllright ^__^


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oh, don't forget to give me a hit on
myspace
=] www.myspace.com/obsidian_mortum


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♪[][M]Y [C]U[R]R[E]N[T] A[N]T[H]E[M]♪[]
|,,|(O_o)|,,|

[SONG:] Kickstart My Heart
[ARTIST:] Motley Crue
[ALBUM:] Loud as Fuck
|,,|(o_O)|,,|

♪[][M]Y [C]U[R]R[E]N[T] A[N]T[H]E[M]♪[]

Download it ^___^
Music piracy is wrong!

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[NEWSFLASH!]

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a
soul
to steal, he bet his golden fiddle against Johnny's soul, in a fiddle duel, [withmesofar?]
so, the Devil jumped up onto this slope, right, then like, played this FUCKINGAMAZING
riff with a PWN bassline, and Johnny played his bit. Anyway, long story short, Johnny won the golden fiddle and said
"Devil just come back if you ever wanna try again, I told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best theres ever been!"


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ME
[ <3 </3 <3 </3 <3 </3 ]



Alex Likes:


My Bass Guitars
Food
Biting *bites*
My Mobile
My Friends
Go-Kan-Ryu Karate
msn
My Computer
Love
Daydreaming in lessons
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
NOT working
Watching Films with my friends
Partying w00t
Music
My lovely Ally

Alex Dislikes:


War an' that
Working
Lessons
In fact, school in general
Bum notes
Running out of credit
most things...
Pokemon
The fact that I can’t sing = (

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As a general rule
[don't read out books on demon summoning]
not even as a joke...

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[][MidSuMMer.Nights][]
Ally 
=) 
she rocksorz more than you rockorz 

XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX


since 20-9-06

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I HAVE A PIRATE OBSESSION ^___^


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Cap'n Sharkbait's Art! Yupp, I do art now ^___^ it's getting fuller now, but it's still pretty empty have a look anyway.

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Oh and for you lazy people, have a free ride to the top =] 

[#]


Who would win in a fight between me and my alter ego?

*hug*


If water was vodka and I was a duck,
[I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.]
But since water isnt vodka and I'm not a duck,
[hand me a bottle and shut the fuck up.]


You know your face?
I'm gonna punch you in it


cuding is fun [F]U[C]K[I]N[G]AWESOME
^___^


HA!! You read this little bit at the end so now you have to message me, it's like a written contract except not ^__^

Age: 20Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 16

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 52°46.182'N 1°42.534'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: United States

Known languages
EnglishFrenchLatin
Spanish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
demonsvampires

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailinformation seekingmusic
programmingstrategy gamesweb design
Windows

Music
alternativegothgrunge
heavy metaljazzprogressive metal
punkrocksynth
techno

Other interests
artbeerboard games
bookscard gameschasing the preferred sex
chesscookingcrime stories
dancingdiscodogs
drinkseatingeconomics
electronicsfantasyfilm
gamblinghistorymotorcycles
partyphysicspolitics
slackingshoppingwriting

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 178


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