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Dark_Matter

Member #160497 created: 2005-10-01 02:50:22Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/dark_matter   

Name: Tommy

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Me on the bus home from the last day of my sophomore year

Drawing missing.

Elftown titles and orders
Town DrunkBeggarAdventurer
Travelling bard

Description:
I am about 5ft 8in brown hair/eyes. and I love shopping.
Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Nirvana Lovers

Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 21

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 42°24.996'N 83°0.996'W

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Town: Livonia

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Computer interests
emailmusicvideo
webcam

Music
classicalgothheavy metal
housepoppunk
rocksynthtechno

Other interests
animalscarscats
chasing the preferred sexdancingelectronics
fashionfilmparty
shoppingtravelling

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: same sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 173


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