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Malachi Lionheart (Gonna take another whack at this)
Name: Jimmy Nicol
Still hate myself in cameras. But I prefer this to the others.
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For the shallow people out there. I admit, I may seem boring at first, but that doesn't give you the right to be a dick and just ignore me. So to those that do that. FUCK YOU! Anyway, moving on. This is an "About Me" thing after all. Firstly I'm a big perv, and sex always seems to plague my mind, but I can supress it so if your someone who doesn't want to talk about that kind of stuff I'm cool with that. I'm a nice guy. I treat people equally and all that jazz. Although I do have an orgy for a brain, that doesn't mean I think of women as sex objects. I'm shy, so if you flirt, try not to be too subtle, because I'll just worry that I'm misunderstanding and do nothing about it. Also, I'm a geek. A charming geek yes, but a geek none the less. I love video games, Dungeons and Dragons and all that, but I'm not one of the stereotypical geek types you see in films. I mean, I have a social life and stuff. I'm up for meeting people in real life. No, not just to fuck. Yeah, I know what you were thinking STACY Don't know if there is anyone actualy calld Stacy reading this, but I love to imagine the faces of any stacys who just did ^_^ I'm extremely openminded, so don't be afraid to say anything to me.
Bob, Gary, and dave
This leads to the entrance of three gods.
Bob, Gary, and Dave have different views but get along.
Ask either Me [Darth Tanian], or [Just Simon] for more details
We'll tell you what we can
A groovy little site with nothing but a song :D
"Help the police. Beat yourself up."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
"Dont steal, the government hates competition"
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
"If you ever are sent to the gallows, there are three things you must do. Tip the hangman, tell a joke to the croud, and take the drop with a smile"
You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.
The names Jimmy Nicol
Pronounced Nickel not Nicole
I have brown hair its really scruffy at the moment but i plan on sorting that out.....eventually
ive got blue eyes
im not sure if im goth or not
i dont think so
but ive been told that i look it sometimes
which i dont take as an insult
though a few of my enemies still use it as one
i like to read, watch tv and play video games
plus i like RPG's like Dungeons and Dragons(D&D)
i love Final Fantasy VII, VIII X and Avent Children i thought X-2 was okay to but not great
i like what ive played of IX but it was a shitty disc so i only got up to the bit where Garnet leaves the auction house to go and help getting the super soft
i think Fable was great, even tho not everything they promised was there, and im really looking forward to the second one
naturally im a Halo fan.
im looking forward to 3 and Halo Wars
i think ive gone on to much about games :)
im pretty sure there is more to me though.
You know, I remember one time one of these nut jobs telling me about how bad D&D was because you had to commit suicide if your character died. So I turned around to face him and said "look man, I've been playing for over eight years now, and i've lost count of the number of times I've had a character die. So either I haven't committed suicide, or someone needs to call the pope cause I got Jesus beat on resurrections."
In The Middle Of The Day, In The Dead Of Night
Two Dead Boys Got Up To Fight
Back to Back, They Faced Each Other
Drew Their Swords, and Shot Each Other
A Deaf Policeman Heard The Noise
Came Along And Killed The Two Dead Boys
And If You Dont Believe My Lie Is True
Ask The Blind Man, He Saw It Too.
Smiling is infectious, you'll catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, i started smiling to,
I passed arounda corner, and someone saw my grin,
When he smiled i realised, i'd passed it on to him,
I thought about that smile, and realised it's worth,
A single smile just like mine, could travel round the Earth,
So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected,
Lets start an epidemic and get the world infected.
“Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."-Jack Burton
“When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." –Jack Burton
“It’s all in the Reflexes” –Jack Burton
“So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as @#$!. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him...or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. It was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed...it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.”-Buscemi
"If I were a big nasty alien bird loose in a shopping mall, where would I be?"
"Not you, the alien."
"Lingerie." - Ira Kane & Harry Block
"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?"
|Age: 29||Year of birth: 1988||Month of birth: 11||Day of birth: 18|
Fantasy race personality: Human
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Elfwood artist: Yes
Elfwood writer: Yes
Favorite URL: newgrounds.com
Favorite drawing objects
|strategy games||use communities||video|
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||dogs|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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