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Member #172750 created: 2006-01-23 01:59:56Simple URL:   

Name: David


ish me! A friend of mine retouched it, cos she was bored, and i'm foogly like that.


haha, some lunchtime orgy thing.... lucky I had my camera when I walked in on this.

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Random lyrics
Earthquakes- moxy fruvous

He doesn't care if you're punctual
no reward for an early bird.

And he don't care if you're dysfunctional,
we've only recently heard that word.

And the infamous nictotine user.
I think he doesn't really care about that.

The butcher, the baker, the boozer.
It doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat.

But, look at the clouds, look at the earthquakes.
Look at the moon that the light of the sun makes.
Look at the wind...
Woo! How it's loose and free...
Look at these tiny things botherin' me.

I've been watching for seven straight hours
there hasn't been a damn thing on!

And there hasn't been a damn thing on.
And I feel like I'm losin' my powers.
All my get up and go has all gone

And I lied to my local panhandler  
I told a big fat lie to the pan-man
Said I couldn't have the change
Start off straight but I get to meander
I got the aim but I don't have the range

Look at the clouds, yeees, look at the earthquakes.
Look at the moon that the light of the sun makes.
Uh, Look at the wind...
How it's loose and free...
Look at these tiny things botherin' me.

Well, the future looks like distant thunder
I'm never sure that I'll get paid.

And I'm pissed that I'm not gettin' younger.
Gettin' pretty, gettin' love, gettin' laid.

And on the talk show, cat fight, playoff,
well, everybody gives 'em a hand.

And the radio sounds like a payoff,
I just don't understand.

Look at the clouds, look at the earthquakes
Look at the moon that the light of the sun makes.
Look at the wind...
Wooo!, how it's loose and free...
Look at these tiny things botherin' me.

Look at these tiny things botherin' me.

Random Friends quotes go here >_>

Brian- *gets an ayumi hamasaki CD/DVD* guess who's gonna kill some kittens tonight?"

Johnny young Bosch (black power ranger/ vash)- "I still don't get why i had to be the minivan!"

you look thaboulouuuuss!! (guess who? *pat pat*)

Alex-"We shall have napkin sex on their

Kai- "What's that word again? ...... oh yeah! faucet!'

Me- *cracks a russian joke*
Boris- "Don't make me sic my comrades on you"

1) Who are you?]
[2) Are we friends?]
[3) When and how did we meet?]
[4) How have I affected you?]
[5) What do you think of me?]
[6) What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
[7) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
[8) Do you love me?]
[9) Have I ever hurt you?]
[10) Would you hug me?]
[11) Would you kiss me?]
[12) Would you make love to me?]
[13) Would you marry me?]
[14) Emotionally, what stands out?]
[15) Do you wish I was cooler?]
[16) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
[17) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ]
[18) Am I loveable?]
[19) How long have you known me?]
[20) Describe me in one word.]
[21) What was your first impression? ]
[22) Do you still think that way about me now?]
[23) What do you think my weakness is?]
[24) Do you think I'll get married?]
[25) What about me makes you happy?]
[26) What about me makes you sad?]
[27) What reminds you of me?]
[28) What's something you would change about me? ]
[29) How well do you know me? ]
[30) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ]
[31) Do you think I would kill someone?]
[32) Are we close?]
[33) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]

I <3 teh Kai

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 19

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling

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Place of living: USA-Ohio

Town: Cincinnati

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