This means that I'm Nebsy and that I'm kinda touchy about not having any "real" Elftown badges.
This is my biggest contribution to the internet: a 30 seconds flash animation.
My poems. Just read the first one, "Action". It's good.
My pictures. These are actually funny and worth seeing.
I also make fun of movies in my elftown diary. The link is the button labelled 'Diary' up the top.
"Decay" is a role-play I did with [
lacklustre] and [
Lady Chaos].
Decay: Grips - The page for my character, Grips, in [
lacklustre]'s role play, Decay.
Decay: 31 flavors - Funny pictures about Decay. Some of my pictures are on here.
Decay: Former Glory - Back story to Grips and my first ever go at RP'ing. Filled with sex and violence!
Decay: Brutal Freedoms - This is the next chapter in the Decay saga. I swear, it will be a blockbuster one day.
Decay: Rap - My two favourite things, Decay and Rap, together at last!
Decay: Dead Crossroads - Grips meets Skirath! This is where their two storylines converge...
Decay: Dead Crossroads part 2 - Part one simply got too big and too exciting to be contained in a single page!!
Decay: The Fray - This is going to be one big glorious battle!
Here's a picture of Grips. It's by [
lacklustre], but I really like it and want to show it off on my haus. He got her just right!
"Give me a break or I'll give you a compound fracture!"
"Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning, red sky at night, shepherd's delight and red sky at noon, apocalypse soon."
"I have a whole cigarette caught in the tread of my shoe."
"By my blotted copybook, the bus is coming."
"I'll admit to anything if you prod me enough and offer me food."
(On the $30 membership fee that Yoss had to pay to join the Labor Party): "You're not selling your soul, you're paying them to take it!"
"This modern food... it's too much fruit and not enough pastry."
"When I'm not listening to
Out of Range (a Swollen Members song), I wish I was listening to
Out of Range."
"I just knew I couldn't get through the holiday season without being called "Nebenezer Scrooge"..."
(On butter): "Spreading an early grave on your potato?"
"I love my moral high horse. It's comfortable."
"Moderation should only exist in moderation."
"Qualitative research: Things that go bump in the night."
"The right answer to any question is 'yes'. If the right answer is 'no', then the question hasn't been worded correctly."
"I'm not misunderstood, I'm just evil!"
"You're the ding-dong at the top of the bell curve!"
"Customers are dumb. They'll take something home if it's not bolted down and they'll leave something in the shop if it's not handed to them."
"We really just stumble through life trying not to get got."
"Diet Coke without caffeine? You may as well snort chalk and smoke your lawn clippings!"
"Some people's mind is a microscope, some people's mind is a telescope, but my mind is a kaleidoscope!"
"Hey everyone! Bizarre can't rap! Now I play... the waiting game." (Refer to the song
Fight Music by D12. Trust me, it's worth it. And a good song.)
"If you are asked a question you don't know, answer it with the answer to a question you do know: 'How much are these?', 'Yes, it's a cable.'"
"If it's not science, it's magic." - Me
"...And if it's not magic, it's mushroom." - Henick
"To see this is to meet insomnia, shake him by the hand, and say, 'come on in'." (Referring to
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flyaircraft.html)
"In Psychology class, I feel like a rat running a maze that was built for a mouse."
"I think your idea of how to build shelter for us just went straight to DVD..."
"Stupid participants, with their demand characteristic
s and order effects and response sets! I'll kill 'em all!"
"In America, all the girls want to be slim, and all the boys want to be Slim."
"If you want to make a big, yucky cliche, just mention destiny!"
"Well, well well... seems you've just unwittingly put a hostage into my headlock."
"You'd better look out, or I'll sell you fruit and vegies!"
"I have the emotional spectrum of a mouse: Scared, and Not Scared."
"I don't know what kills 'em, when they're stranded out at sea. I'm not sure if it's the thirst... or the irony."
"Why is it that all the best things to say start with 'now who's...' and 'did you really think'?"
(On [Lady Chaos]'s plan to change her hair colour): "Once you go black, you go back in 30 washes."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones... Don't break my bones!!"
"Don't worry, there's sugar!"
"Whoa is me." <-- the best one, I think.
"Have a nice death. Day! I mean day! Have a nice day."
"Oooh, look! They've got pictures! They've got pretties!" - (When Chaos discovered the new warning notices with gruesome pictures on cigarrete packets.)
"If Elftown "isn't a dating service" then why can you search for people by civil status, sexual preference and body shape?"
"There is only really one way to skin a cat. Give it a plate of its favourite cat food and then when it has finished, ask it politely if it will please take its skin off."
On guidelines for a safe classroom environment: "I have an idea: put a gun rack in the corner so that the children are encouraged to leave their guns in the gun rack while they are in class, rather than having the guns with them where mishaps could occur."
When someone made the mistake of criticising her grammar: "Is that the pot calling the tobacco drugs?"
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