I love dogs, horses and the main music I listen to is country music or rock. Just about any type(screamo, punk, emo, or whatever)I HATE rap. Rap SUCKS. oh yah, and horses are cool,too. Most of my friends are guys, even though i'm a gal, but it's all good.
I can be very entertaining when I want to be, and I enjoy messaging, so drop me a line! ;)
My sister TJ thinks I'm the coolest!
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Funny subject titles i fuound 4 emails:
1.Don't tempt me to unleash the one-legged space chickens!
2.Facts: 1) Ninjas are mammals. 2) Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
3.Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study
4.Astonishing feats of MENTALISM!
5.Golf-ball sized hail! Grab your 9-iron and let's go...
6.I'm a stereotype. I'm not wrong. I'm cuddly.
7.Do you suffer from uncontrollable falling down?
8.We sell solutions, not software
9.Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
10.The art of driving a giant, nuclear powered duck
12.Got change for a $6 bill?
13.We've got a chicken with your name on it.
14.I hate eating breakfast on an empty stomach.
15.Free James Brown (not valid with any other offer)
16.Revoking your creative license
17.Oh no! Not another learning experience!
18.It turns out Harold's not a Jedi.
19.Allow myself to introduce...myself
20.My train of thought has derailed
21.I am disrespectful to dirt!
22.Flossing with angel hair pasta
23.I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
24.Sound effects sold separately
25.A robot beat me out for Employee of the Month
26.If I hop in the shower, am I turning into a rabbit?
27.Dang...Probation denied again!
29.Wake me up when it's time to go to sleep
30.Do me a favor, and don't do me anymore favors
31.When Lawyers Attack
32.Clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon
33.Cheaper to fly to Old Zealand than New Zealand
34.Is your coffee table decaff?
35.You! Off my planet!
36.zwei partisanen tuten guzen schlafen im kukuruzen(don’t know what it means but it looks cool!)
37.How about never? Is never good for you?
38.Did you say Yute? What's a Yute?
39.Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
40.Free Shakespeare (limit two Shakespeare per customer)
41.Workin' like a one-armed paper-hanger with an itch...
42.Read this! Eek an itch!