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Member #184186 created: 2007-09-12 19:17:04Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/neofox08   
Email: latinonino08@yahoo.com

Name: YO MOMMA!!!

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so i guess you guys who visit my page wanna know sumthin bout me huh?
well my name is Jose Cruz....as said up top....no it is not a fake name for all you jackasses...lol jk guys but on a serious note i like to play video games and sports i am a beast on the football field....get in my way and you will be flat..so to speak...*clears throat*...anywayz i like to be outdoors most of the time and well im an overall nice guy if you get to know me. i like to make ppl laff and i like to have a good time but if you cross me or any one im tight wit then yo ass will get stomped in the ground ASAP im tell u guys u dont wanna mess wit me keep that in mind if you wanna know more bout me then just msg me and ask. and yes i like poetry...i like to write it and read it i love music of all types and i like all kinds of girls so if any of you girls out there wanna talk im here for you
i listen and i can talk to you and help you if i can so dont be scared just talk to me if u have a problem......peace..
ask me 6 questions
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^]
and yes you girls are to answer this....only if you want to tho....;P


THESE ARE THE TRUTHS OF ALL THE ZODIAC SIGNS.....NONE OF THESE ARE BIASED IN ANY WAY...YOU OF COURSE ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SIGNS....IM A SCORPIO BY THE WAY....

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful . Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationshi ps. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, ver y chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative ene rgy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking.  Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold g rudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid bein gs who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastf ul. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Thins To Do At Wal-Mart: [or K-Mart or Meijer or wherever]
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

READ THIS!
[Follow these rules to maintain your sanity...]
1. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
2 In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
3 Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
4. Don't use any punctuation marks
5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
6. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
11. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard (instert name here).
12. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
14. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
15. Put this in all of your profiles.

[30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!]
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Back street Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe.... oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

If you're a guy, Repost this in your house.


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This is bunny. copy and paste him into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

BUNNY!!!!

[haha...this is hilarious]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at
a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman
year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,”
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and
has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting
“Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY
“A”.



JUST YOU

I SIT IN THIS CORNER OF DESPAIR
I THINK IM GONNA RIP OUT MY HAIR
AS I SIT ON THE BRINK OF INSANITY
OTHERS BASK IN THEIR VANITY
I LOOK UP AND I SEE YOU
I HAVE NEVER MET YOU
BUT YOU HAVE THIS LIGHT....
THE LIGHT OF AN ANGEL
I STAND UP AND I WALK OVER TO YOU...
YOUR SMILE MELTS THE ICE AROUND MY HEART
IN THAT MOMENT I KNEW THAT WE WOULDNT BE APART
AS I SOAK UP YOUR RADIANCE YOU LOOK AT ME
I SEE THE PERFECTION THAT MY LIFE NEEDS
YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE
MY HEART IS BEATING RAPIDLY ALL THE WHILE
IF THERE WERE ANYTIME OR ANY WAY TO LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
THE TIME IS NOW AND THE WAY IS THIS
IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT I WOULD TRADE MY LIFE TO SAVE YOURS
I WOULD SIT AND TALK TO YOU FOR HOURS
NEVER TIRING OF HEARING YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE
IF I HAD A CHOICE OF GOING DEAF OR HEARING YOU TALK
WOULD SPEND MY LIFE IN SILENCE
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY......
THE ONLY THING I NEED......
IS JUST YOU

TRUE LOVE


EVERY THING U SAY OR DO
I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU
WHETHER YOUR LAUGHIN OR YOUR SCREAMIN
NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE
I WILL ALWAYS SEE YOUR FACE
WHEN IM AWAKE AND WHEN IM DREAMIN
BUT I BELIEVE THERES A PLACE
FOR YOU AND ME IN THIS CRAZY WORLD
IM GOING TO TELL YOU NOW WE WILL BE BE HURLED
FROM PLACE TO PLACE AND BACK
BUT AS LONG AS I KNOW YOUR THERE FOR ME
I COULD CARE LESS IF I DIE OR GO BLIND
AS LONG AS THE LAST THING AS I SEE IS YOU
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL SEE ME THROUGH
ALL HARDSHIPS WILL NOT PHASE US
BECAUSE OUR LOVE IS SO MUCH BIGGER
IF YOU WERE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME I WOULD PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD AND PULL THE TRIGGER
IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER EXAMPLE OF TRUE LOVE THEN SHOW IT TO ME

Oh, please don't go, I need you
I'll please you, not mislead you
If you would be
My only one

Together we move slowly
I'll never leave you lonely
If you would be
My only one

If you believe
We were meant to be
Why'd you leave me alone

What happened to forever
I'll try to make things better
If you would be
My only one

Now six days since we've spoken
I'll fix you when you're broken
If you would be
My only one

If you believe
We were meant to be
Why'd you leave me alone

If you believe
We were meant to be
Why'd you leave me alone

If you love me too
Can I call you
My only one

If you say no
I won't let go
My only one

If you believe
We were meant to be
Why'd you leave me alone

If you believe
We were meant to be
Why'd you leave me alone


if you like what you read give me your opinion and some feedback ppl thnx


A Wraith in An Angels body
A demon with the heart of gold
You soul sucker
I won't become like you

A killer with the perfect weapon
Crystallized in her heart of gold
You soul sucker
I hope it dies in you

Look how pretty she is
When she falls down
And there's no beauty in
Bleeding Mascara
Lips are quivering
Like a withering rose
She's back again

What the fuck do you think love is
It's more important than your own feelings
sucking me dry
It's my fading destiny

Did you notice how hearts could travel?
Broken hearts and mislead hope
sucking me dry
Just hold down the taste of Sweetness...
Sweetness...I hope you choke

Look how pretty she is
When she falls down
And there's no beauty in
Bleeding Mascara
Lips are quivering
Like a withering rose
She's back again

She's Back A-
She's Back Again
She's back...

thats Atreyu's Bleeding Mascara....kickass...

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy
one look puts the rhythm in my hand.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.

Cover up with make up in the mirror
tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
you cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say your right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..
Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
its coming round again.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough

RJA's face down i feel this song.....

'Life may not be the party we hoped for.... But while we are here we might as well dance!'  

Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 24

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Louisiana

Town: Metairie

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
elvesfunnymagic
sexstrangewarriors
weapons

Computer interests
action gameschatemail
graphicsmusic

Music
alternativegothgrunge
heavy metalhip hopnew age
popprogressive metalpunk
rapreggaerock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beercarscats
chasing the preferred sexdrinkseating
electronicsfantasyfashion
motorcyclespartypoetry
pornrole playingsinging
scifismokingwhisky
wine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 178


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