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CrustPunk (Probably outside hence the reason I'm never on)

Member #185479 created: 2008-05-04 23:31:12Simple URL:   


Sickness in a flowers veins. Took this somewhere in South Carolina.


Look familiar?

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[Description]? There is no description. Epic fail on you!

I think I like music...Yeah just a little.

The bands:

Anal Cunt
August Burns Red
Becoming the Archetype
Beneath the Massacre
Beneath the Sky
Black Tide [These guys are only teens!]
Blink 182(Gotta love em)
Born of Osiris
Cannibal Corpse
Children of Bodom
Cloud Strife
Circle of Dead Children
Cradle of Filth
Crucified Barbara
Dark Tranquility
Despised Icon
Devil Driver
Disarmonia Mundi
Dying Fetus
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow
Extreme Noise Terror
Faith No More
Fear My Thoughts
Forever Dead
From a Second Story Window
From Autumn To Ashes
Fuck...I'm Dead
In Flames
Infected Mushrooms
Internal Bleeding
Job For A Cowboy
Lamb of God
Lacuna Coil
Leaves' Eyes
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Morbid Angle
Napalm Death
On Broken Wings
Pluss 44
Prostitute Disfigurement
Rob Zombie
Rotting Christ
Set Your Goals
Silent Civilian
Six Feet Under
Straight Outta Junior High
Sum 41
System of A Down
The Agony Scene
The Autumn Offering
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Casualties
The Crests
The Devil Wears Prada
The (International) Noise Conspiracy
The Sleeping
The Unseen
The Warriors
To Separate the Flesh from the Bone
Type O Negative
Visions Of Atlantis
With Broken Wings

[That's not all of em but I don't think you care to much anyways.]
I'm not to into rap or country or any of that poopy stuff. Actually I hate it all with a passion. Sorry to all you straight up G's and you down-south rednecks. I don't like divas either. They're all skanks.

The books that I read!
Dragonlance series
HARRY POTTER! Don't be a hater.
The Supernatural books.

Supernatural is the best T.V. show in the world so don't be hatin you haters!

High people. I'm tom. Not really but the name Tom is cool. I'm here because a friend told me about it and I thought it sounded pretty cool. I hope to put some pictures and some songs I wrote up here later on. I'm a cool person. I like to make people laugh because it's fun to watch people turn red and stop breathing. I also love music. I listen to it all day man! My friends are my life. I'd totally go crazy if I didn't have friends to get me out of my house every day. I get in really random conversations. They're fun though. The best feature about me is....I HAVE A LONG TONGUE! XD It's fun to have a long tongue. You should try it some day.

I totally hate posers and meany heads that dis the shit outta me. I cant stand em. I also hate ice cubes. So cold. I hate cold. I like to snowboard but hate the cold. I like to skate to but I hate the cold. Not that it's really that cold in the summer but still. It's cold in the winter and I can't skate but I can snowboard but it's cold and I don't like the cold. You dig?


I like to play MMORPG's to eat up some of the night hours. I'm currently play Rohan Online but it aint to interesting.

Me after an all nighter.


"African-American is a racist term. Do you call people German-American? Philipino-American? No. The only way I'm related to Africa is 200 years ago a white person braught slaves here and they survived long enough to have me as a decendant. Thats the closest way I'm related to Africa. Call me American!" Thanks for the quote [Music Addict] who got the quote from his professor!

I took this picture at a flag burning ceremony. Isn't it epic?

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something HORRIBLY wrong with his bowels. He speculated it was gas station burritos. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. Grudgingly and about to shit all over himself, the boy obliged. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, the boys bowels instantaneously released in such a violent manner that his ass began to recede inside of itself. “Oh my GOD WHYYYYYYY!” He shouted. He reached out and grabbed the girl by her hair in panic. “help me you heartless cunt!” He screamed. His stomach began to explode from all the shit that couldn’t escape his subsided asshole. The girl pulled away from him and tried the handle but it was locked. She cornered herself in the passenger side seat while the boy began to cry diarrhea all over himself shrieking in panic. His belly button swelled open, stale beer and digested ramen spewed from the newly appointed sphincter all over the girl. The boy suddenly became silent, covered in shit, blood and tears. Remembering the note, the girl pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, MY ASS WOULD EXPLODE”.

Age: 20Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 5

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 19°25.464'N 155°38.724'W

Place of living: USA-Louisiana

Town: Poopin

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesBasicemail
web designWindows

gothgrungeheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock

Other interests
animalsbookschasing the preferred sex
needleworkrole playingsinging

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: very thin

Height: 183

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